5.1 SMS jokes and blessings

1. Streaking is an outdoor sport that improvises courage, speed and figure, regardless of venue or gender. The sport originated in Europe and the United States, and has produced many enthusiasts in China in recent years. Recently, boys in Hangzhou ran naked to protest the school's power outage. The photos were printed on T-shirts and sold. They are as famous as Brother Zeng, leading the new trend of streaking. A weak question: Did you run naked today?

2. For all brothers and sisters who have a certain status in my heart and are handsome and beautiful, I will send a text message worth RMB 10 cents. Please bring your own napkins to avoid drooling on your clothes. I wish everyone a happy viewing and a happy flow!

3. When buying clothes, the salesperson (said contemptuously): This clothes is very expensive, don’t buy it. Don't touch it. A certain woman: It seems like you are rich? If you have money, you won’t sell it!

4. An ugly monkey went to a dating agency to find a match, but the boss said it was very expensive. Chouhou said that he would get a cheap one, but the boss said that there was one but it was stupid. Chouhou said it didn’t matter, so the boss shouted out the window → Fool, stop reading the text message and come out for a blind date!

5. Lao Zhang comes to the city On vacation, he came to a high-end hotel, and the waiter took him to the room. Lao Zhang said angrily: Just let me live in such a small room! ! Waiter: Don't be angry, sir! This is the elevator!

6. The World Cup is over, and I feel extremely depressed. After all, I can no longer find such a good reason to defend my procrastinating work attitude in a short period of time!

7. The wishes of Heilongjiang people: the capital is rerouted to Hegang, the provincial committee replaces the Central Committee, the United Nations is located in Mudanjiang, Shanghai is a township in Jixi, the national wine Beidacang, the state banquet pimple soup, the Mandarin native dialect, the national anthem "Qiqihar" , Ah, my hometown!

8. For all brothers and sisters who have a certain status in my heart and are handsome and beautiful, I will send a text message worth RMB 10 cents. Tomorrow I will treat guests to a five-star hotel... and watch them eat! Please bring your own napkins to avoid drooling on your clothes. I wish everyone a happy viewing and a happy flow!

9. The dormitory aunt checked the dormitory last week and no one got up early in the morning. The aunt criticized our dormitory for not being cleaned. Just as everyone was about to refute, the aunt said, I really find that the prettier girls are, the lazier they are...

10. A friend gave birth to a son and posted on WeChat: I am very happy for the birth of my son, but my wish to find a rich son-in-law for the rest of my life has failed. Another bisexual friend replied: Your son may find a boyfriend in the future...MD, I am going to fight to break up the fight now!