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Classic Liao-Han Chat Quotations

Liao Han 1 Classic Chat Quotations.

There is a word on the billboard on the roadside that is your name.

2.

You are the joy of youth, read backwards.

3.

When I was very young, I felt that the most romantic thing in the world was that a person ran a long way to see another person, and I still do.

4.

Liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love.

5.

Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

6.

I just looked up at the moon.

I didn't know until the SMS prompt sounded.

I don't want to see the moon.

I miss you.

7.

Take me to play LOL?

I will help you.

8.

Start (a disease)

Man-made

Anyway, there is plenty of time

People can't refuse to pick up girls, chat skills and coquettish routines.

People can't refuse the love story of picking up girls and Liao Han, the chatting skills of hooking up, and the three-sentence routine.

I'm not saying good night.

I want to sleep with you.

Now that you have stolen my heart.

Don't give it back to me.

Shall we exchange gifts? !

All right!

From now on, you are mine and I am yours!

Why is a crow like a writing desk?

Because I like you.

All the nasty things I said to you.

It's all love stories.

Bow your head You don't have a crown anyway

You only have a double chin.

I pretended to sleep.

Why don't you kiss me?

I am a bad-tempered person.

But I can still tolerate you.

The ideal boyfriend should be like a mosquito.

If you are not careful, you will have several bags in your hand.

I'm dating someone.

You ate your gun.

Husband, mom, dad, brother, that's none of your business?

husband

Hey, over here!

In the future, your flat chest.

I'll raise it.

I'm not with you.

Oh, really! I am a man and you are a woman. We are lovers, not together.

Just look at one photo of you, and you look like one of my relatives.

Is it?

Well, you look just like my brother's brother-in-law

Songs that can't be sung.

Rippling notes of love for you.

Dialogue routines between Liao and Han

1. The tiger doesn't show the mountains and dew, so you can take me as your boyfriend.

2. Your eyes are really beautiful and only suitable for me.

You lost me and I became someone else's little princess.

4. What do you like? I like you. Where are you going? Fuck your heart.

When you came to me, I was so excited that I could finish the whole set of broadcast gymnastics.

6. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

7. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

8. My dimples are really beautiful. I want to keep a small goldfish in your dimple.

9. My eyes are small and I can only see you.

10. I like you so much that your mother hit you unreasonably.

1 1. I find that you can't even read 26 English letters. Why do I love you?

12. I think you approached me just to hurt me and make me like you so much.

13. My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.

14. Our friendship has come to an end because I want to fall in love with you.

15. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

16. It's troublesome to like you, but I just like making trouble.

17. A good girl like me will never know who she lost in the future.

18. Brother, are you nearsighted? No wonder you can't see that I like you.

19. Brother, do you like low sugar or seven sugar? Do you know what sugar I like? I like your breasts.

Everything here is fine except you.

2 1. This is the school uniform, this is the camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness.

22. This is a dumbbell, this is a barbell, and you are an elf who fell to the earth.

As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

24. Since I fell in love with you, I have been out of focus, because my focus has become you.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

26. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

27. The number 1 to 9. If I am 9, where are you 8? Why is it because I want to be by your side?

28. I have a cold! Pay attention to your health, because you have no resistance when you see you.

29. I am too kind! Why? Because my heart is full of you.

30. I have a good eye for people. Then who do you think I am? You are my man.

3 1. Will we all be hit by arrows? Cupid's arrow

32. My blood sugar is very low. Please tell me something sweet.

33. I want to change my look recently. What look? We can not live without you

34. Little brother, let me give you something. Do you want it? Me? Do you want it?

Golden sentences in Liao and Han dynasties

1. On this spring morning, when I woke up, how happy people everywhere were?

I don't want to sleep for a long night. Let's talk.

Don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me.

Your existence is my miracle.

Your voice is full of beautiful memories that we will create.

6. If you bother me again, you will marry me.

7. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

8. Do you still want your mother? I'll give you my mother.

9. You are the joy of youth. Read backwards.

10. How did you manage not to like me? Can you teach me? I don't want to like you anymore.

1 1. What do you like? I like you. Where are you going? Fuck your heart.

12. Wait a minute. I will marry you when I grow up.

13. You can only love me, and I can only be your princess.

14. The youth I walked with you is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.

15. Actually, give me a hug and I will forgive you everything.

16. If you decide to get along with me, you must, don't let me go.

17. If you say you like me best, I will respond to you with the most love.

18. Sugar is sweet, and so are you.

19. Come with me when you go back.

I like you without permission. Sorry, I did it on purpose.

2 1. I love you, and my heart is particularly soft, dull and warm, silent and romantic.

22. I will give you all the most precious things. How are you, baby baby?

23. I am not a lovely person, but I must be the one who loves you the most.

I gave you my favorite doll. Can you give me a hug?

25. I am easily fooled, but you never try.

26. My mother said that when I grow up, I want to marry you.

27. We don't know each other very well. Just call me beauty.

There are ten thousand possibilities between us. I mean, I seem to be in love with you.

29. I like you for more than two minutes and I can't get rid of it.

I tell you in a low voice that I like you very much. I liked you a long time ago.

3 1. I want to be super cool, but if you chat with me, I won't be cool for a while.

I have nothing to do, and I like you very much.

A good girl like me will never know who she lost.