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New Year's greetings are very interesting.

1, I heard that you will come to our house for the Spring Festival, and my brother will pick you up. For easy identification, please take two fine cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Maotai in your right hand!

2. Layers of past events are deposited in the years, leaving endless memories, and family makes me feel happy. Thank my parents for giving me life, happiness and a brand-new year!

3. Greetings must be said during the Spring Festival, so what are the greetings for the Spring Festival? For your reference!

Please take a second to forget your troubles, a minute to think about the New Year, an hour to accompany your lover, and a smile to receive my blessing in advance at the turn of the old and the new!

May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, and spend a happy New Year every day! Funny greetings from Spring Festival SMS.

6. On the occasion of the coming of the Year of the Sheep, I send you five stars: Fuxing makes you rich, Jixing makes you rich, Fortune makes you rich, Shouxing makes you Guang Qi, Love Star makes you love each other forever!

7. The Spring Festival is coming. Think you have nothing and don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

I hereby apply to be your only sincere lover, in order to dedicate my youth to the magnificent love cause, contribute my intelligence and make bold efforts for your lifelong happiness!

9. I miss you like a wisp of smoke, and my blessing to you is a gurgling stream. Maybe time will fade away, maybe space will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is the friendship you gave me. Say to you again: Happy New Year!

10, Happy New Year, I wish you good health, all the best, a happy family, a happy life, a successful career, jewels, a long life and wealth, and invincible!