Humorous mood of working even in hot weather (40 sentences)

It was too hot to sleep last night. Lz suggested getting up and doing some activities, so the dormitory got together to fight with the landlord, and those who lost got dressed. . . Alas, they are all tears. . . . . Four down jackets. . .

God, you want everyone to know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

It's too hot, so have an ice cream to cool off.

Don't ask me how old I am, just how mature I am!

I don't know why I am so sleepy today. The blisters that don't fit my feet keep hurting, and the weather is so hot and sleepy.

6. They stood in the sun, "Do I know you well?" Well, soon.

7. When the weather is hot, there are few clothes, so I can't fool myself at last. Where is the 18 Jin of meat in winter? I want to go to the gym.

8. Beijing will stage a realistic film with heavy taste: the whole city is hot as hell.

9. I went out and came back, and the grapes turned into raisins.

10. It's very hot, so use your indifference to avoid it.

1 1. Summer is coming, and the weather is too hot. Remember to drink more hot water.

12. This summer, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

13. How are you now? I have successfully become a pearl (steamed pig).

14. Lying in bed is braised in brown sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting up, barbecuing when going out, boiling water in the swimming pool, frying it raw on the way back, and returning home!

15. This summer's sleeping mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.

16. Now I find that "stay where you are" is not a swearing word, it is definitely.

17. The sun is so big that it will die soon.

18. I went to work in the fields today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Passing aunt said: Is it hot in the field?

19. Step on the freshly brushed yellow line and leave a series of small footprints on the asphalt road. Every step is like stepping on the sun-dried candied silk in hot weather.

20. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when you get home! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

Humor at work in hot weather. When I go out, I meet acquaintances, the kind that is baked by the sun.

22. Tell the person you like. If the person you like rejects you, your heart will get cold! It won't be hot!

23. Hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

This is unbearable in hot summer, so I will teach you a wonderful way to cool down: when the sun is in the noon sky, exercise hard in the open space without shelter, and once you get heatstroke, you can cool down. This is called fighting poison with poison and attacking "summer" with "summer".

25. In today's weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

26. In such hot weather, all you can make an appointment with is the difference between life and death.

There are many swindlers in the street now, so you should be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a man in the street kept saying that the weather was so hot. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

28. I accidentally fell on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

29. Wash your face, comb your hair and apply some rouge and powder.

30. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until today that I was heated into a dog that I realized that the promise of beauty was because I was too young.

3 1. When the weather gets hot, I feel irritable ... I feel tired from work and can't sleep ... I can't sleep for a week, and my face has a pimple. ...

32. It was so hot that I got a tan.

33. A man fell, causing severe burns on his face.

Dear air conditioner, if you are safe, it will be sunny. If you don't recover, I will die this summer.

35. How to reply in hot weather: Confess with the person you like, and soon your heart will get cold.

36. I owe my life to air conditioner.

37. It's getting hotter! Finally, I will prick the ball head!

38. Steamed steamed buns in the house; Teppanyaki outside!

39. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.

40. It's so hot that your temper will explode in a few minutes.

A collection of humorous sentences describing hot weather (40 sentences)

It's very hot. Please take care of yourself and drink plenty of water.

2. Even if it is very hot in summer, will you still give mosquito a set meal?

Today, I saw a dollar on the road, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!

I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at zero temperature. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that the promise of beauty was too young.

5. A person fell down, resulting in severe facial burns.

6. I went out and came back, and the grapes turned into raisins.

7. As soon as the weather gets hot, it's the season of expansion with heat and contraction with cold. Oh, drive more! There are many things you don't know, and you are hungry as soon as you are full.

8. Today is dog days. The weather is really hot. Is it hot or not?

9. The weather is like an oven. I really can't stand it. Almost done.

10. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

1 1. The weather is very hot. After sunrise, the sky was red.

12. on such a hot day, your boyfriend ran away with someone else and you didn't even want to chase him.

13. Hiding in the air-conditioned room and not coming out, for fear of becoming a Brazilian barbecue.

14. It's so hot that I really want to be sent back to the cold palace.

15. Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows that it is hot!

16. Smile at each other and become acquaintances!

17. It was so hot that I got a tan.

18. Reagan noodles don't need cooking.

19. How are things over there? I'm familiar with this place.

20. Summer is heating up, so you should drink soda with the people you love.

Humorous sentences describing hot weather. Take a bag of paper, nine bags to wipe sweat, and one bag to wipe the shit in the toilet.

22. In today's weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

23. Sitting and lying all day, never leaving home.

24. Moon, please tell the sun that has always liked you, and don't be shy.

25. Nezha: hot wheels treads on the steam wheel when it is cold, and the wind wheel when it is hot.

26. Lucky: It's so hot. I had a disposable iced coke today, so happy.

27. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety.

28. Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately demanded eight months ago has finally come true!

29. Lying in bed is braised in brown sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting up, barbecuing when going out, cooking in the swimming pool, frying on the way back, and returning to the pot after going home!

30. No, no, I'm going to climb to Qingxiu Mountain in three steps, kneeling five times and begging for rain. Nanning is too hot.

3 1. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a stage of complete closure.

32. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. The car doesn't have to start by itself.

33. After putting on makeup for an hour, I opened the door without makeup.

The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

35. When the weather is hot, there are few clothes, so I can't fool myself at last. Where is the 18 Jin of meat in winter? I want to go to the gym.

36. It's 36 degrees today, and it's as hot as death, but my family only has an electric fan. My mother brought my only electric fan from the living room into my room. My mother has been like this all these years. Every year in the hottest summer, she will bring the electric fan into my room and let me use it alone, while she silently turns on the air conditioner in the room.

37. It's so hot that it's twisted.

I don't know what to do without your cold ass in such a hot day

I want to be an ostrich and bury myself in the sand!

40. It's too hot. Eat an ice cream to cool down.

Humorous sentences in hot weather

First, the sun is roasting the earth, and cicadas are not far away.

In February and July, the sun hung in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

Miss in spring, love in summer, blessings in autumn and wishes in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love in this life, love you forever; The oath of this life will not change. May our love last forever.

It is said that women are clothes, and big sister is a brand you can't afford to wear.

Spring goes with the falling flowers, and summer comes with the green leaves covered in warm air.

6. Pack happiness into your luggage, so that you can fully enjoy happiness all the time; Write the happiness lock into your mind, so that you can feel the beauty in the integral; Fold your wishes in your hands, so that you can always grasp the glory of fate; My friend, I wish your life brilliant and colorful! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

7. My brother is doing his homework. As soon as I came out from washing the pot, my hands were wet and I threw water in his face. I didn't expect this guy to come waving his fist. He said, Sister, you must repay me with your fist! ......... Kao. What a "counterattack"!

Eight, an aunt: the weather is dying: I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home!

Nine, a wild goose, it takes 1 month to fly from south in autumn, and it takes 2 months to fly from south to north in summer. Do you know why? ..... Because it's very hot in summer, it has to use one wing to fan the wind. I wish it cool in summer!

10. My friend sent a QQ to my customer to complain. After listening to my distress, I immediately got up and took two steps to call him: "You are hot! I am standing next to the air conditioner now. Listen, this is the sound of a cold wind of 20 degrees. "

Eleven, count the top ten summer resorts around Chongqing for you: 1. Air-conditioned room. 2. Air-conditioned room. 3. Air-conditioned room. 4. Air-conditioned room. 5. Air-conditioned room. 6. Air-conditioned room. 7. Air-conditioned room. 8.

Twelve, tell you several ways to relieve summer heat quickly: besides looking in the mirror, looking at the balance of bank cards, pinching your stomach and looking at the stealth state of your sweetheart QQ. Is my heart cold now?

Thirteen, if your high school classmate is sitting in a KTV and you happen to meet her, would you like to? -I'll point her out. . .

Everyone is bitter and hot, and I like long summer days.

A child was kicked out of the car just now, and a group of people applauded. Why? Then Xiong Haizi sang: "It is enough to sow one by one, and many low suns will grow." ... every corner of the world is extremely bright. "

The weather is unbearably hot-in the shadow of cactus, it is Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

I don't usually send messages. If I want to send them, I will only send them creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you must be high-profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

/kloc-in 0/8 and July, the sun hung in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

The weather is unbearable. In the shadow of cactus, it is also 125 degrees Fahrenheit.

In the hot summer, I hope that if my short messages slowly cool your calories, you must remember not to work too hard, not to eat too much, not to sleep too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!

2 1. It's 36 degrees today, and it's as hot as death, but my family only has an electric fan. My mother brought my only electric fan from the living room into my room. My mother has been like this all these years. Every year in the hottest summer, she will bring the electric fan into my room and let me use it alone, while she silently turns on the air conditioner in the room.

There is only one good mother and one good father in the world.

On the 23rd, Beijing will stage a realistic film with heavy taste: the whole city is extremely hot. ...

I had a quarrel with my girlfriend today ... very fierce. Later, I went online and didn't quarrel with her. She gave a good scolding. I silently opened Taobao and found the dress 1200 yuan that she always wanted to buy. When she finished the order, she asked her to come over. When she saw the computer, the naive girl immediately froze: Uncle, I was wrong!

The sun in July is poisonous and makes people sweat.

Twenty-six, others say that I am thin, but I am not obviously fat.

Twenty-seven, I went to the business hall to charge the phone bill today and said to my sister, "Charge 50!" " My sister looked up and asked, "How much is it?" Silently in a daze, I thought, when did this English spread to this extent! Quietly answer in nonstandard English: "Fifty!" Sister raised her voice: "What's the number?" In an instant, thunder rolled! ! !

It's so hot that I really want to be sent back to the cold palace.

29, July, the blue sky, hanging like a fireball of the sun, the clouds can not stand the heat, quietly hiding without a trace. The trees on the river bank are spreading thick branches and leaves, trying to block out the glare of the sun.

You are my friend Romeo, so that I can throw you away after drinking.

In the hot summer, I hope that if my short messages slowly cool your calories, you must remember not to work too hard, not to eat too much, not to sleep too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!

Humorous sentences describing hot weather

1, in such hot weather, all you can ask out is the difference between life and death.

2. I like it. I like lush summer, because I can swim in the swimming pool in summer. Summer brings happiness to children. They are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like the stormy summer, because the rain in summer is so generous and crisp. Lotus flowers in summer show us smiling faces, and lotus leaves in summer show us charm. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.

At noon, there was not a cloud, the sun was burning overhead, and there was no wind. All the trees stood there listlessly.

I can't buy raw eggs.

Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.

6. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the headmaster and tie him to the bed in the school dormitory, I will give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

7. The sun is like a boss's fireball. The light is burning, the road is scorched by the scorching sun, and a bunch of white smoke is trampled down.

8. Every child who went to school in Beijing was an angel with broken wings in his last life. He had a sauna in summer, a refrigerator in winter, a flaming mountain in sunny days and water curtain cave in rainy days. In four years, it will be the Monkey King, and you won't die anywhere!

9. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.

10, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

12, hot root noodles don't need to be cooked.

13. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it doesn't matter. . . The latest interesting sentences describing hot weather. I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . .

If it really doesn't work, give it to someone you like.

14. After washing clothes, you can put on the latest funny sentences describing hot weather.

15, time, let the friendship warm up; Years, let friendship ferment; Memory, let beauty freeze; Missing makes my thoughts wander; Friends, keep your heart warm; Greetings make wishes come true. My friend, I only wish you peace every day and happiness forever! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

16. Last night, Qiqi's wife suddenly said to me: Your Majesty, my concubine has something to ask! But it doesn't hurt to say it. Please put my servant in the cold, I can't stand it, it's too hot! I

17, "Do I know you well" and "Well, soon" stand in the sun and say!

18, when I put a coin into the wish pool, a lovely elf asked me what wish I wanted, and I said to him: Please take care of this information reader for me, never be depressed, always be happy! It's hot, pay attention to your health!

19, Houyi, your mother told you to go out and shoot the sun! ! The latest interesting sentences describing hot weather

20, knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important,

2 1. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

22. Why do so many people talk about heat? . . Actually, it doesn't matter. . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't do it, tell the person you like, and soon your heart will be cold.

23. Two strangers came to Beijing, and then, and then they became acquainted.

24. If I die of a fever in Beijing, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

26. My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.

27. I almost died in the sun. This big sun is really warm. Didn't your mother ask you to go home for dinner?

28. It was so hot that I got a tan. I don't turn white when I go out at home every day! Great, we can finally have a hybrid car.

29. I need air conditioning in every cell.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

3 1, lying on the mat feels like an iron tenderloin.

I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan.

33. Bai: In the past, little dragons in the sea would get sunburned and die. On the way to the scriptures, the hoof faces west, and it is like a water dispenser everywhere.

Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket?

35. The clods on the ground were scorched by the sun, and several crickets with dark brown bellies jumped around like springs.

36. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself! ! !

37. An old childlike innocence gains happiness; An endless belief, the harvest is success; A healthy body is at peace; Friends who always care about you will get happiness. Friend, give you my deep blessing and reap sweet happiness! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

38. I don't know where the bird went; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, as if dying; Only cicadas keep screaming in the branches; It's really breaking gongs and drums to cheer for the scorching sun! The latest interesting sentences describing hot weather

39. Dou E was ordered to ask questions in the street. Before the execution, it was cold and snowy in June and July. The onlookers were stunned, and then all knelt at the feet of the executioner. People are crying while kowtowing. Can you take her back and kill her tomorrow? That's so cool.

40. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in Chili water. There is no shady place on the street.

4 1. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

42. A realistic film with strong flavor will be staged in Beijing: the whole city is extremely hot.

43. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

44. The sun makes people restless and eager to enjoy the cool under the tree.

45. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

46, the weather is too hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!

47. My husband wrote a notice and planned to post it in the lost and found column of the community. He wrote like this: puppy, male, nearly nine months old, without collar, very friendly, found on Shiqiao Road. I am worried that revealing too many details like this will give those who have no conscience to ask for a dog an opportunity, so at my insistence, my husband wrote a new notice. He wrote like this: Guess what I found?

48. The sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stung us hard to open our eyes. On the way, the asphalt was softened by the sun. A heat wave hit the face and made people breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas kept barking, as if to say, it's hot, it's hot. Flowers bow their heads, grass bends down, and they all look listless. Where are the children? Hiding in the swimming pool one by one Look at the children in the swimming pool, one after another, so dense that only their little heads are exposed.

49. What is the most important thing you learned from Lei Feng? Holding the eldest sister-in-law to send the children home. . .

50. A wisp of yearning turns into a breeze, and a little coolness comes to me. A little care is accompanied by drizzle, and a little friendship surrounds me. A short message is pleasing to the ear and full of words. I wish my friend you happiness every day and all the best! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

5 1, it won't break in this heat, and its wings have melted.

52. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory!

53. Now I find that staying where you are is not a swear word, it is definitely.

The most sincere care is the deepest love.

54. Mosquitoes don't bite people, only cold water pipes.

When the weather is too hot, the water is cut off. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath.

56. The car didn't ignite after it started.