Funny May Day SMS greetings.

1, hurry up and tighten your nerves. Year after year, the work will never be finished. Stole for three days, busy and trivial aside. Stepping on famous mountains and rivers, gather at a table, talk about the vastness of the chat, respect a child's wish, laugh for a while and enjoy a happy lingering. May day, may you relax and get what you want!

2. May Day: I want you to laugh in a good mood! I want you to smile and feel good! I want you to joke happily! I want you to giggle happily I want you to be funny when you are in a good mood!

3, May Day, I wish you "nothing": no worries, no worries, happy laughter every day, no diseases, no disasters, good health every month, no obstacles, good weather every season, no separation, no family hugs every year, and every second is happiness!

Labor day is coming. I wish in advance those office workers who suffer from cramps at work, overtime convulsions, convulsions at work, and sobs at pay. Wish them a happy holiday!

5, Labor Day is coming, in view of your good performance: don't get up in the morning, don't wash your feet every day, put shoes and socks everywhere, and yell if you can't do the work. I hereby award you the "most incompetent labor award" and wish you a happy May Day!

6. Leave the bustling city and get rid of the noise of troubles. Say goodbye to stressful work and relax. With his family, he headed for the green Yuan Ye, a sacred place of mountains and rivers in Sichuan. Vacation leisure wild play, run and jump. Get rid of your game and enjoy the kiss of nature. Labor Day: I wish my friends and family a happy life.

7. I have three days off on May Day. I am happy when I receive the text message, and my troubles and troubles are sidelined. I am happy, and my happiness is icing on the cake. I am lucky and happy, and my health accompanies me day by day. My luck will never stop, and my wish will never stop!

8, labor glory! It's shameful not to work! Loving labor is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Let's go to work first, and I'll come later!

9. I wish you: your career is in full swing, your body is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your romance is like music, and happiness belongs to you! Happy May Day!