Good sentence: 20 1 1 New Year's Day spoof blessing message _3000 words

1, Happy New Year's Day, one pig per person! I'd rather send three thousand by mistake than miss one! Please forward the wronged, save by default, and delete thick. Happy New Year to my dear pig!

2. Send you a blessing bomb. May it ignite your crazy love, brilliant fireworks, brilliant fireworks and sweet auspicious flowers! I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

3. Zero in the exam is called duck egg, doing bad things is called bad egg, empty head is called stupid egg, being fired is called fuck off, alas, it is called finished, and the egg is too perfect to be called round egg. Happy new year!

4. We are police! We wish you a happy new year and all the best. Accepting blessings is the only way out! Otherwise, there will be more rain in the Year of the Ox, and the arrow of happiness will be shot at you every day! Happy New Year!

5. Confucius: People don't believe it and don't know what they can do! Confucius said, if a person doesn't even have a congratulatory message for the New Year, how can he get along? I use this message to prove that you are doing well! Happy new year!

6, gifts in the Year of the Rabbit, Fuwa should be dispatched: send bird's nest to hatch golden eggs, and send water to gather good sources; Send a medal with wealth and an auspicious cloud to protect Kang 'an; Just walk me out, Five Blessingg family! Happy new year!

7. Please take one second to forget your troubles and one minute to think about the new year. Spend an hour with your lover and a year experiencing life! Please accept my blessing with a smile at the turn of the old and the new! Happy new year!

I'm afraid I won't get up tomorrow night, so I booked the first sunshine of the New Year for you. I wish you a happy New Year! Book the first morning breeze of the new year for you, and wish you a smooth sailing! Book the first bird song for you in the new year, and wish you all the best!

9, I wish you in the new year: family harmony, happy New Year; A happy life, a safe life; Full of energy every day, full of joy every month; Every year, the financial resources are rolling, and every year is peaceful and peaceful! Happy new year!

10, I miss you with one heart, two hearts hug you, three hearts kiss you, four hearts are ready to move, five hearts begin to shake, six hearts are in trouble, seven hearts are getting better and better, eight are earth-shaking, nine are long, and ten are unforgettable! Happy new year!

1 1, I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in warm spring! I want sunny winter to melt the cold ice and snow! I want to make people who read short messages happy in the New Year, healthy and happy for a whole year!

12, I wish you a new year: the sky is clear and you are happy; Freedom floats with the wind and practices health; Full of energy, enthusiasm and successful dreams! may you have a happy new year!

13, New Year's Day is coming. For the sake of the environment and resources of the earth, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can send me a congratulatory message in large denomination RMB. Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you a happy New Year!

14, don't move, put your hands up! Those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! It is you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you!

15, I wish you a fresh mood every day, no resentment, sweet flow and growing love; I wish all your wishes can be realized smoothly, happiness will remain in your heart forever, and troubles will be blasted by firecrackers! Happy new year!

16, if you can let out sunshine, whose heart do you want to warm? If you can blow the spring breeze, whose smile do you want to stretch? Who do you miss this holiday? No matter how things change, I wish you every success. Happy new year!

17, I wish you a new year: a unified start and a renewed Vientiane; Good luck every year, peace every year; Financial resources are rolling, rich and auspicious; Happiness and well-being, how auspicious; Bamboo holds peace, and Five Blessingg is full of doors; Happy new year!

18 I picked a crescent moon in my hand, with two stars on my head, three-color eyes and nine roses in my mouth. I came to you with lightning speed: Happy New Year! Would you like to share your vacation with me?

19, in order to thank my friends for their care and support over the years, I specially gave a big reward during New Year's Day. Everyone who has a position in my heart will get a valuable New Year's greeting message from 10 yuan! Don't forget to invite me to dinner!

20. Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world! may you have a happy new year!

2 1, I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

22. With the coming of the new year, I wish you all the best. Two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five blessings, good luck, seven stars shine high, all directions come to make money, and 99 are United and perfect.

According to the New Year's Day Special Law, you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to depression for life, and all your illnesses and troubles are confiscated. This judgment is final and will be executed immediately. Happy forever! Fall back!

24. Happy New Year. Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! To get clouds, to get rain. There is plenty of wine and gold everywhere.

25. May happiness overflow as often as memory, money as hard disk, good luck as mouse, life as CPU and mood as bright as monitor! I wish you a happy new year!

26. The bell rings all over the world at 0: 00, and the New Year train leaves on time. It took away an unforgettable birthday and ushered in another round of fiery years. I wish you a happy New Year, Pengcheng Wan Li!

27. I will not only miss you on such days, but only on such days can I publicly harass you and tell you happy New Year's Day! Happy New Year! Happy every day!

28. Time is like a windmill, turning a friendship into a cloud in Chen Hong and making it an unforgettable past. May your life be stronger and more fruitful in the new year. I wish you a happy new year!

29. On the occasion of New Year's Day, I wish you good luck in the East, success in the South, peace in the West, worry-free in the North and health in the middle; Left Fengyuan, right developed, there are lucky stars before, and bodhisattvas after; Good luck to the layman! Happy new year!

30. I hope that in the new year, you will have a high position, light responsibilities, more money and less work, stay close to home, sleep until dawn every day, get cramped wages, spend money to give you gifts, and others will work overtime to give you a raise! Happy new year!

3 1, Fu Jiafu is a blessing, Fu Jiafu is the starting point of blessing, Fu Jiafu is an infinite blessing, and Fu is the only blessing besides blessing. I wish you peace and happiness and a happy New Year!

32. Looking for someone on the radio: The man is in rags, blind and weak without three meals. He is tone-deaf, with six heads and seven holes bleeding, just like you. Stop looking, it's you! Happy new year!

33, send you 888 every day, send it every day; Send you 999 every day, and there are rich people all around; Send you 555 every day, it's not hard to go to work every day; Send you 333 every day, no matter what you do, you will pass the customs! Happy new year!

34. The gains and losses of ordinary things are left to their own devices. I wish you good luck in your life.

35. Where the sun shines, there is my silent blessing. When the moonlight shines on the earth, I pray silently. When the meteor passed by, I made a wish: I wish you peace and health and a happy New Year's Day!

The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug and happiness is my gift! It's all for you. Happy new year!

37. When you saw this message, you owed me a card. When deleting this message, you owe me a gift; When replying to this message, you owe me a big meal! If you don't reply, you owe me a happy New Year's Day!

38. I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! I love you more than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean! Simply say to you: Happy New Year's Day, Happy New Year!

39. The distance between mountains is clouds, the distance between trees is wind, and the distance between people is heart. Usually ignoring greetings does not mean forgetting. Sincere greetings witness my heart as always! I wish you a happy new year! Good luck!

40. New Year's Day is here. I wish you good luck every day and a better life. You will win every card in the lucky draw, which is very interesting. If you forget me, be careful of getting hit with a stick! Happy new year!

4 1, give you a 100% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+touching, manufacturer: sincere friends! I wish you a happy New Year's Day and all the best!

42. I met you in the virgin forest on New Year's Day three thousand years ago. I gave you a skirt made of leaves. Three thousand years later, I met you again in the city. You are still wearing leaves. Still wish you a happy New Year's Day!

43. On New Year's Eve, strike a match in a dark corner, regardless of the depressed chest and tar, I would like to smoke another cigarette for you and miss you desperately. Repeatedly chanting in my heart: Happy holidays, friends!

44. Thousands of miles away, I stood by the secluded windowsill and looked at the past through the atmosphere of Chinese New Year. Time has solidified, and you are the highlight of this landscape. I write my blessing on this painting with my heart! Happy new year!

45, a flower that has been picked for a long time, withered and reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I couldn't remember to put it away when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end in the dark; Anyway, I have been waiting for a long time: Happy New Year!

46. The stars at night are charming, the waves in the sea are deep, the snowflakes in winter are romantic, and I am deeply happy to have you among my friends! may you have a happy new year!

47. A plain greeting like water is very light; A blessing is as ordinary as paper and very real; Pick a star, pick a cloud and give it to you in a safe envelope. Let happiness and good luck surround you all the time! may you have a happy new year!

Sincere blessing: God bless you, God cares for you, and Bodhisattva loves you! In order to thank you for your long-term concern and help, I especially send you a New Year gift: a priceless blessing message-Happy New Year to you!

49. New Year's Day weather forecast: RMB will be issued in the evening, there will be checks and some gold nuggets in the northwest, and some US dollars will be converted into euros in the middle of the night. Please take your helmet and sack and get ready to get rich! I wish you a happy New Year's withdrawal!

50, the "new" jubilee has reached the "year", wonderful, "fast" and "happy" often laugh. Every second, "Gong" is congratulating "Xi" and celebrating everything. "Fa" wishes good luck over the source of "wealth"!

5 1, gather the sunshine of Himalayas and the breeze of the ends of the earth, bless the Gangdise Mountain and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift for you. Happy New Year!

52. The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug, and happiness is my gift! It's all for you. Happy new year!

53. I won't give you a gift for the New Year this year. I'll send you a short message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that the god of wealth has been eyeing you!

I wish you all the hopes, dreams, expectations and efforts in the new year!

55. The family is harmonious, the year is happy, the life is happy, the life is peaceful, the spirit is hundred times every day, the month is happy, and the financial resources are abundant every year. Happy new year!

56. At dawn, happiness is around you; The sun is shining at noon, smiling in your heart; In the evening, the sun sets, and joy follows you for 365 days. Happy new year! Happy new year! Good luck!

57. The first ray of sunshine is my deep blessing to you, and the last blush of sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you. On the occasion of New Year's Day, I send my sincere wishes: Happy New Year!

Happy new year! I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a monkey, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you! When New Year's Day arrived, I entrusted Air as a postman, bound the fiery greetings into packages, stamped them with sincere postmarks, and delivered them at 37 degrees constant temperature. I sincerely wish you a happy new year!

59. My dearest friend: New Year's Day is here. May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!

Happy new year! Good luck and good luck to you, fat pig. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is like a dime a dozen!

6 1, New Year's Day is here, say hello to you; I am twice as healthy and in a particularly good mood; Good luck every day, delicious; Gold comes out of the house and money grows on the wall.

One day I polished Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god said, I will grant you a wish. I said: please wish the people who are reading the short message a happy new year!