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Buy lottery tickets and send a humorous remark.

1. What's the difference between buying lottery tickets and finding a wife? One is if you want to know what hope is, please buy a lottery ticket; If you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

I had a chance to be a millionaire, but you didn't, because I bought a lottery ticket!

I invested in 60 yuan to buy lottery tickets this month. A month later, it depends on fate whether you want to eat or bring a mistress!

Opportunity is sometimes like winning the lottery. People who don't buy lottery tickets will never win.

5, good luck is always with you!

Mathematicians all over the world will not buy lottery tickets because they know that the probability of being killed by a car on the way to buy lottery tickets is much higher than the probability of winning the lottery.

7. I have abused lottery tickets thousands of times. I'm like the first love of the lottery.

8. Playing mahjong and gambling will disturb the society, so it is economical to buy some lottery tickets.

9. Life is so unexpected. This surprise is so great that I am so excited.

10, dreaming of winning the lottery, waking up empty and happy.

1 1. It is more reliable to work hard to create inevitable luck than to wait for accidental luck.

12, marriage is a lottery, women bet on happiness, men bet on freedom, if you don't lose, you win, if you don't lose, you get what you want.

13 Therefore, we must insist on buying lottery tickets and believe in ourselves. As long as we keep buying and work hard, we will definitely win the prize! ! !

14. Do you know any way to double the chances of winning the lottery?

15. If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

Buy lottery tickets and send a humorous remark.

16, really won the lottery, I didn't lie to you!

17, I'm so happy, a once-in-a-century prize.

18, today is also very lucky. I actually won the lottery in 100 people. Although I don't have much money, I am super happy!

19, knowledge may not change fate, but lottery tickets can!

20. A person has accidental luck and inevitable luck; I won a million dollars in the lottery with two dollars, which was accidental luck;

2 1. He often buys lottery tickets, but he has never won a prize.

22. Why can the person who can calculate the winning number of the lottery not win?

23. A way to double the chances of winning the lottery! Just buy two lottery tickets.

If farmers sharpen their knives, clean their guns and try to hunt, they can shoot at least hundreds of rabbits in their lifetime.