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Teasing girls to vomit: Driget here we go! Sahai seconds become Sasheng.

Here we go! Romano: Driget joined Bayern in an oral agreement, and the transfer fee exceeded 8 million

@Blackwell: Sahai, Sally, Sa Dong, Sa Sheng Sally: Who can't spend money?

@ Little boy with frozen bamboo shoots: Is there something in the hands of the senior officials? Every time I deal with Bayern, I stick a special book!

@ 舵舵舵舵舵舵: More or less, I have to thank the 5 million Frick sent by Barcelona's old railway: Hehe. Levan: Hehe

@ The child who was shot: Bayern: This is what I used to exchange. What money do I give! Juventus: I didn't see Levan either.

@ Regret YiHam: Coconut' has left, Driget has left, and Delamere' has left, and the previously set future of defense is gone. Who is it now? Bonucci's experience is sophisticated, so you have to have a helper around you. Manchester United's aircraft carriers all have frigates. . . .

Portuguese media said that Portuguese sports is expected to sign Cristiano Ronaldo. Cristiano Ronaldo himself denied the rumor: Fake

@Gavira: It's not factos this time? ! !

@ 京京京京京京: Rumors about Bayern Chelsea are flying all over the sky, but Cristiano Ronaldo didn't say anything. As soon as the news of the return to Portugal came out, it was immediately refuted. What does it mean? Explain that the salesman is still working hard.

@ Water Drops Love the Flute: Selective Refutation? Fans: I just charged my phone bill to Rocco today. Brother Luo can brush his circle of friends. Okay. . .

@ Love is Talent: Does it prove that Bayern, Paris and Chelsea rejected Cristiano Ronaldo and Cristiano Ronaldo rejected Portuguese? Portuguese: Why am I the one who got hurt?

@ Don't have a good year: Wandering Home 2.! !

killing people over their hearts! Sparta Moscow refused Cristiano Ronaldo: We don't want it!

In the picture, Cristiano Ronaldo expressed interest in Sparta Moscow: Hi, Sparta! But it was ruthlessly rejected by Sparta: no. Spartan officials said: once again sad, but this time sad is not us. At the beginning of last year, when Messi didn't renew his contract with Barcelona, Sparta was sad once. They showed their interest in Messi, but they were rejected.

@Mark-MJ: Is this another cold violence by Messi? I did nothing. . . Messi: Are you polite?

@ Just an ID. What are you looking at? I like this fearless club too much, but the official teasing is the most deadly!

@ Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter: Every time Cristiano Ronaldo is rejected, Manchester United will be humiliated by one point! !

@SonicMaiN666: You are heartless and unreasonable, you! You! You still eat melons! ! !

@ Sunderland of Warcraft: Killing people over their hearts. . .

official: Manchester United signed the agreement on central defender lisandro, and the total transfer fee can be up to 67.37 million euros.

@linbo96: He's coming, he's coming, and the new Mark is striding!

@ A Tiao Tr: Ajax: 5 million Manchester United: OK, 5 million pounds has been received. Please check Ajax: It's a good thing I didn't say it was euros. Haha

@E Yueyong Flow: Can Ajax version of the Red Devils do it?

@ 京京京京京京京: With an aircraft carrier, you should have a 55. At worst, you should have a 52D. What do you mean by a 56? Jia Fu: Welcome big brother to come next time. Take care, big brother. Watch your step. (@ trumpet Sonny: Open Coca-Cola. . . )

Are you unhappy? Sterling refused to sign the Manchester City jersey

@jACKsz: In this case, ask the weak bird for help. . . It's another story. Haha! (@123123: Sterling: You wait, I'll ask the team assistant to come and sign it, and he'll sign anything you give him as long as you can write it down)

@Tmac1X: Bo 8 silently praised it ...

@ Dig hard: I can understand it personally, and I should respect my current owner Sterling: I just transferred, are you cheating me?

@ Great players don't hate each other: Happy break-up, I wish you happiness, you have found a better fan: it turns out that the whole world misunderstood him, and he is not really happy in Manchester City!

Dimazio: Rome has offered Dibala a three-year contract with an annual salary of 6 million euros

@ Bottle of soy sauce: I talk to Juve every year and talk about 8-1 all day. If I had known that the market price would be 6, then why did Dibala leave? . .

@1874 Serenade: This is the highest offer except Juventus at present. If you don't sign it, there is no chance.

@ai is on the water side: Dibala was set up by Inter Milan, which originally wanted it, but ended up renting Lu Kaku.

@ellexp Sunset: Going to Rome is better than other top teams in Serie A, and it is the core position. I hope there will be fewer injuries (@ Blue Sky: The most important piece of the puzzle! ! ! Take Xiao Di! )

Romano: Arsenal and Manchester City reached a verbal agreement of 3 million pounds on the transfer of Zincenko

@ Lost its king: Guardiola: Brother Tazi, can you change your family and stare at one family to die?

@kraken246: Jesus, Harland, Zincenko and Cucurella.

@ 京京京京266666: Can Manchester City make up a big list of 25 people in the new season? Fans: Q is just two sets of starting lineups (@ Rib Pro: Since there are two sets, I sold half of them to Arsenal hahaha)

@ Leonamoto: A water source in Manchester City for London! I was told to get off the tree before I got to the top of the tree. . .

ancestral DNA! Brazilian player Pikachu joins Japanese Shimizu Heartbeat Club

@ Watch its coming and going: What about Xiao Zhi? Fan: It must be his coach! (@ Xia Houdun, Brazil: Isn't Xiao Zhi in Guangzhou R&F ...)

@ I'm Teemo. Who are you? Retire to consider the club mascot?

@ Yapa Ficari: Pikachu never scores (elf) goals

@ Blue Tomato Killer: Coach: This time! It's up to you ...

@ 亵亵亵亵亵: Clear water conducts electricity, which is reasonable! Arrest the wild Pikachu!

beijing guoan football club sells frisbee at a price of 88 yuan

@ used to be a little cute: if you can't beat it, you can join

@ I'm not sad: a cheap plastic part costs less than 3 yuan, and it's actually sold to 88 yuan [nose digging]

@ Xie Liuxian Ke: making money, it's not shabby [smirk]

@ Meinung Shou Lieutenant General is in the original business. On the other hand, fans should not be interested in Frisbee, and those who play Frisbee should not be interested in Guoan's logo. What is this target group? Guoan fans playing Frisbee?

@ comfortable: people do peripheral products in business, and some people are in charge of it. I'm drunk. .

@ Supreme White Leg: If football doesn't improve, let's switch to other sports.

The Blazers beat the Knicks 85-77 and became the champion of this summer league.

Trenton Waterford was elected as the most valuable player in the finals of this summer league. After the game, Waterford and Lillard had a live video connection. Lillard was vacationing in the swimming pool. After Waterford showed the trophy to Lillard, Lilade realized that the Blazers had won the summer league championship, and then announced the news to his friends and congratulated them.

@ Yuan Xiaoshuai Yuan: Lillard looked puzzled and said, "What did you say? We won the NBA championship! !” Oh, oh, oh, summer league! I don't have time to watch the game. I've been busy training!

@ 京京京京: It's still a draft fmvp! ! Holding the ball and attacking the basket in the Summer League belongs to the level of dimension reduction and organization. Today, Sims, a one-on-one jumping man with the ball, exploded

@ The dust settled BoA: The Summer League has a ring. Haha, Walter Ford looks at it: there are sisters-in-law [eating melons]

@w Uncle Slag _Ebbh: the pioneer championship! ! ! (@f35b fucked the Queen: When will I give the ring to Director Li? )

@ Milan's racing sauce: others: champions. Sharp: lying on the crown (manual dog head)

@mtKmuhGL: Waterford: Xiaoli, I was a champion before you were a champion! !

warrior boss Lacombe: Why do you have to pay 2 million luxury tax for the salary you deserve from your own training?

@ No, I'm a city patrol horse: According to the logic of the league, I won't allow you to train so many stars [laugh to cry][ laugh to cry]

@GM Mumu: Ayton: "What a good man Lacob is". . .

@ Jingchuan 946: Luxury tax is $2 million a year, and the remaining 2 teams that don't pay luxury tax will share it equally, and each team will take $1 million for nothing. Why don't those bosses, especially the owners of small market teams, be very happy?

@ Youth: Curry Clay: Are you ordering us, or should we take less ...

@ Walking in Allianz.

the most decisive player in history? O' Neill: It was me in history, and now it's Curry

@ Zhang Haha 666: If we can see O' Neill and Curry joining hands, the picture will be really beautiful. Curry will take away a few defenders with one run, and the inside line will be empty. O' Neill: "Let me run around again" can't even touch the ball

@Mabwati: Inside.

@ Lifelong Red and Blue Soul: Curry: Brother Shark, you are the best free throw player in history

@ Inzaghi 9: It's really hard to refute what O 'Neill said! One rule inside and one rule outside!

James went to Lu to instruct the world famous paintings Sweaters, but turned Iverson P into Lu himself as a coach

@ 京京京京京京京京京: Coach Lu: I'm Cao, you are really a talent, and you are generous.

@Carzy999: You were banned after standing up. . . . . It is another story! ! (Forget me, Woo-hoo: Player Lu: Director Lu, I am at odds with you)

@ Dead Gunner 123: I want to bring my talent to the Clippers, and you know I will still stay in this stadium in Los Angeles ...

@ Great players don't want to be black with each other: The next day, the Lakers officially announced a new coach!

@Tmac1X: Iverson: Great, I'm body double ...

In the Chinese Derby, Zeng Fanbo scored 7 points, 2 rebounds and 1 block, and Zhang Zhenlin got 1 assist

@AndNBA: Xiao Ceng is getting better and better, and Jin Jin is really special and has no chance. . .

@ Northeast Sea: CBA: Xiao Zhang, Xiao Ceng, Xiao Guo, easy to practice! Report to the home team after practice!

@ McDull 11111: This league is a solo show, and basically no one takes the initiative to make the ball, and Zhang Zhenlin and Zeng Fanbo are not good at holding the ball to break through, so it's really difficult

@ Xiao Dongxiae _tpHo: Xiao Ceng is mainly inexperienced, and the game is obviously better every time! !

@ The only Kobe Bryant: Xiao Ceng is getting better and better, Xiao Guo has made remarkable progress, and the gold is stable and efficient. It's all good to dare to go out and venture!

delicious to Chinese! Marbury: I love China "jiaozi" so much!

Marbury completed the contract renewal with Beijing Men's Basketball Team this summer and has now returned to China. Marbury, head coach of Beijing Men's Basketball Team, updated Tik Tok and isolated meals. Text: "I love China' jiaozi' so much!"

@ ten years 979797: isn't this fried? Foreigner: It's not a big problem to call jiaozi.

@ Mengmeng Montage: Laoma, it's 9 years since Vlaf paid taxes, and this money can't be earned (@ Fate _oPx6: Laoma joined forces with foreigners from all over the world to resist Vlaf's exhaustion and fish)

@ Sad breeze: energetic jiaozi fans: Xiao Yang, fried-fried. It's really delicious

@JohnWog: it's delicious, delicious, delicious, haha (@ Forever Prawn Crisp: It turned out to be an eating broadcaster [Allow Sadness ])

@ Lele Dad DJI: Master Ma [laugh to cry][ laugh to cry] You are so good at eating [Allow Sadness] [Allow Sadness] and know how to dip in vinegar

Check the account? Yang yi's assistant has found all the information about the names of the dogs of every Indonesian men's basketball team.

@ Los Angeles Sunset Red: As long as the Indonesian team is not called Dragon Boat Festival and nuo, just name it casually. Who knows whether it is true or not? . .

@ Lover, Love Yourself Iverson-:Employees try to change a big house for their boss (@playmaker114: a big house with 18 square meters at the entrance of the subway in the Third Ring Road, next to Heshenghui)

@ Yishidusi: Other information is hard to say. Which player has started to go downhill is the clearest

@ First Jamie: Tonight, I heard you say what the names of the dogs of more than a dozen Indonesian players are (@lshEliauk: you can say nothing else, but the names of the five starting dogs must be said)

Interactive topic:

Driget is about to join Bayern, what will he bring to Bayern's defense?

Beijing Guoan Club sells frisbees. What do you think?