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How can a boyfriend reply humorously if he doesn't return messages?

Reference examples are as follows:

1, "haha, it seems that you are having a deep dialogue with the black hole, and even the information is swallowed up. Remember to leave me a signal. "

2. "Hey, did your mobile phone learn to be invisible? Tell me the password and I'll get it back for you. "

3. "Wow, it seems that you are busy saving the galaxy, but don't forget, there is another me waiting for news on earth."