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The jingle about blessing

Blessing means that when others have happy events, they will use some auspicious words to congratulate them. Do you have a jingle about blessing? I have arranged some greetings rhymes for you here. I hope you like them.

On the jingle of blessing 1) It is better to have a good father than to learn math and physics well; As China people, why should we learn foreign languages? Chinese biology and geography are not as good as novels and cartoons; It is not easy to cheat in the exam, cheating teachers and parents; It's better to seize it now than to deceive yourself.

2) Women's fears: first, they are afraid of being old; second, they are afraid of having a big waistline; third, they are afraid of not having pocket money; fourth, they are afraid that their clothes are out of date; fifth, they are afraid that their children will not go home in bars; and finally, they are afraid that their husbands will be too extravagant.

3) A dish of peanuts with wine, two glasses of small wine to appetize, three or two friends get together, and four people are not tired of rubbing hemp. All corners of the country, within the six divisions of the wheel of karma, Sanqiu time in September is very happy.

4) There are forty-four stone lions in front of Shishi Temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree in front of the temple. Forty-four stone lions don't eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions instead.

5) There is a lazy man whose real name is Ruan, who sells eggs in a basket. Selling eggs? Selling eggs? Shout hard, no one will buy eggs, not the variety of eggs, but the skin of eggs is too soft. It's hard to buy rice without selling eggs, and it's a long way to go home for dinner. Burn the burnt grass to keep warm, and eat some soft eggs in the basket.

6) I didn't know I was a small official until I arrived in Beijing; When I arrived in the northeast, I realized that I was timid; When I arrived in Shanghai, I realized that I was not well dressed. When I arrived in Shenzhen, I knew I had no money. I didn't know I was in poor health until I arrived in Hainan.

7) In our time, we believe in true love too much; Perhaps lonely, there is nothing to talk about love; Who knows that things are strange and often hurt by blows; Although I am not very handsome, I am still very handsome; From then on, I sat watching the flowers bloom and began to wait silently.

8) Cook together and save gas; We live in a house together to save electricity; In order to save water, let's take a bath together; Move our accounts together to save paper; Let's live together in order to save energy, mother earth and leave more green for future generations! I love you.

9) The head can't be broken, and the dyed hair looks good; No bleeding, no white head; Shoes should not be worn out. When you visit your girlfriend, you need oil. The car can't be small, you can travel by car.

10) pocket money is thick and keeps pace with the times; Sneak into the night with the wind and wash your feet quietly; Ask the wife to work overtime, and the massage does not turn on the light; Enjoy a day and a night, go home and change clothes; Be considerate of her husband's fatigue and serve him all his life.

1 1) I've been annoyed recently, and my children have been hooligans repeatedly. Go home late to relax, read and sleep more. At the bottom of the exam, laughing is not at the bottom. Grandma follows the teachings and strives for perfection. The child was puzzled and asked: What was the first test?

12) I was told to look in the rearview mirror, turn on the light when there is no danger, gradually lean to the side of the road, and pedal gently with my right foot. When the speed drops by half, step on the clutch, slowly brake to the side of the road, correctly control the steering wheel, and ensure that all four wheels are forward.

13) heaven above and casino below; If you don't eat vegetables, go online; Have money to pick up girls, but no money to grab them; Everyone practices boxing, curses and sings; Unique wine rack, healthy smoking; At this rate, it would have collapsed.

14) When a man is tired, he knocks on his back. When men are worried, they wash their hair. Men are bitter, so they often gamble. Men are very busy, so they often go to the wrong bed. It's hard for men in this life: to be handsome, too spicy, not handsome, and can't get rid of it.

15) It's bad luck to love anyone and do anything. I felt ashamed, like soot on the ground, but I was helpless. I fell asleep and woke up drunk. I didn't expect the legs of the bed to be half broken, and they didn't collapse enough. They just sat in the screwdriver, damn it! My thigh!

16) the building foundation should be laid firmly, and the life foundation should be laid firmly, step by step. Life is like a building. You should use real materials, build them cleanly, mix your own buildings, and finally ruin your life.

17) I told you not to be infatuated with my brother, because my brother has wasted his time and can't do such hard work. You also need to drink often, scold the street when you are drunk, and smoke on credit when you have no money. You said he was angry with his father, but not with his father.

18) You are my favorite, you are my joke, you often rely on me, but I give you a tie from time to time to make me nervous, you often eat leftovers, and even make me often kick my legs. My dog is so embarrassed.

19) cigarettes should be burned to the end, and six parents don't think it's enough to drink old wine. Mahjong should be rubbed to the waist, and cards should be played to Dai Yue. You have to brag until you don't believe it, and flattery should be filmed in the dark. Dance until you are exhausted and lose weight until you are dying.

20) The beauty looked back and scared a cow to death; I can't go with you, just because you are too ugly to ask the ugly girl why. I have money and oil to see if you can go, even if you have everything, you won't bow your head.

2 1) Laborers are found together with people who are watching laborers' labor, and it is impossible to tell who is working and who is watching laborers' labor. As a result, workers can't move, and neither can people who watch them work.

Best wishes for jingle bells 1. East-West Street, north and south, with the back along the wall, I was worried before going to the cave, and my waistline increased by 2.5%! It's all because of gluttony. After eating watermelon and sweet potato, it is said that sweet potato is a big tonic, and eating too much will cause intestinal obstruction, which is hard for this big mouse!

2. Hello, everyone! Hello everyone! Meeting and drinking are indispensable! If you don't drink, neither will I. Where will the country make wine? You are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the national highway?

Modern teachers are so easy to do that they don't have to write their own lesson plans. There is everything on the Internet, which he can't do in the student union. Live on the imperial salary and step on the bell to enter the classroom. The strength of the school has been saved, and tutoring is popular!

4. A person is sitting in a lovesick chair, holding a lovesick pen, looking at the lovesick moon, thinking about you, writing down lovesick letters, lovesick words and lovesick tears. I'm thinking about you!

5. I am really anxious to get angry, deal with hot issues coldly, dare to face hard or not, take a straight road to turn around, don't regret what happened in the past, don't compare with what happened in front of me, work wholeheartedly and protect my body wholeheartedly.

6. Find some leisure, find some time, hug your lover and go shopping; The jewelry in the shopping mall is crystal clear here, and the clothes look good when you turn around there. The money in the bag is a bit shabby, and it is just to attract attention.

7. Men are not jealous, and their feelings are not rich; Women are not jealous, and families are not harmonious; Children are not jealous, and their studies are not progressing; Old people are not jealous, and the more they live, the more confused they become; Everyone will be jealous and society will progress; Be confused and be smart.

8. Touching the little girl's hand seems to have returned to 1899; Touching my lover's hand, a warm current came to my heart; Touching my sister-in-law's hand, I only hate holding the wrong hand; Touching a wife's hand is like touching her right hand with her left hand.

9. If you have more money, you will go home less; if you have more beauty, you will wear less clothes; if you think more, you will do less; if you are tired, you will earn less; if you have more power, you will have less time; if you love more, you will have less peace; if you have more friends, you will have less difficulties; if you exercise more, you will have less illness.

10. Lan is a female coach and Lu is a male coach. Coach Lan is not a male coach, and coach Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main force of men's basketball team, and Lv Nan is the main force of women's basketball team. Lu trained Lan Nan in the men's basketball team and Lan Nan in the women's basketball team.

1 1. A tour guide should have a mother-in-law's mouth, a mother's heart, treat guests, learn from A Qing's wife, laugh when you meet, and don't think about it afterwards; All the guests came, all with one mouth. As soon as people leave, the tea gets cold, everything at home is thriving, and the family never stops.

12. The moonlight in front of the window is bright, which turned out to be a debt collection shortage; Looking up, I saw a big water tank; I wish I didn't work hard when I was a child and played games all day. It's not too late to turn your back!

13. Scoop hot oil with copper spoon, cold oil with iron spoon, hot oil with copper spoon and cold oil with iron spoon. Spoon the oil into the frying spoon, and there will be delicious food every month. Stew squid pieces first, then chop mutton strips. The fire burns under the stove, the oil is cooked in the spoon, and the pot is as hot as a copper spoon and an iron spoon.

14. There is a small fancy wine every day, and the whole glass of beer is drunk; If you are strong, you will have a strong hand, and you will not leave until you are completely defeated; After three rounds of wine, the mood is flying and there is no one to help the wall; A heartbroken dream, wake up to see a toilet!

15. When do you have cigarettes? Drinking wine and enjoying music. There will be a small two and a small three next to you, and you will have a rest in the sauna. Drive rickshaws into houses, play mahjong and hug young ladies; Wildflowers are really more fragrant than home flowers, and public funds are used up to borrow foreign debts; The police car chased after him, handcuffed to his mouth.

16. I am obviously strong, but I am said to be fat, and I look like a big fat pig from a distance; Obviously, I am handsome, and I often call me ugly. The worse I say, no one loves me. Being a man is really helpless, which makes me unloved now!

17. Laos is carrying the yellow cover, and Lao Huang is carrying the square cover. Laos should take the square cover of Lao Huang, and Lao Huang should take the yellow cover of Lao Huang. Finally, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.

18. Beautiful girl, you are the most beautiful, with big eyes, arch eyebrows, two sharp crescent moons and a charming beard. From a distance, it's a sheep girl, but from a close look, it's a monster. What about you? Happy are the sheep who read short messages!

Spring Festival greetings jingle 1, whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, knowing that you are happy is the best day; No matter last year, this year and next year, as long as you are happy, it is the most beautiful year. I wish you: happiness is not only today, but also a new year!

2, the Spring Festival is coming, and the New Year is early; Send you a glass of wine, wish you good luck; Send you an auspicious picture, and everyone will praise you for your happy life; Send you a red lantern, and everything will be fine; Happy New Year in advance!

3, the Spring Festival life is busy, physical health should pay attention to: early to bed and late to get up, good spirit, regular work and rest, good health; Big fish and big meat should be reduced, and the combination of meat and vegetables is beneficial to the body and mind; Try to eat less greasy food and eat more fruits and vegetables to be healthy. Happy spring festival!

Give you a bowl of honey, add some sugar in it, and finally add salt. Separation is salty, meeting is sweet, and finally you know everything is happy!

5. Sunrise and sunset in the East China Sea are also a day of sadness and joy; Don't fall into a dead end, people are comfortable and their hearts are comfortable; I often chat with my friends, from ancient times to today. It is not that immortals are better than immortals; May you be happy for a whole year.

6. Hang a red light on New Year's Eve, and the descendants of the Chinese people show their honey! Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new with firecrackers, and the land of China laughs and laughs! Good luck, long life and good health! Fu hai Lu shan fu Lu tong, the year of the monkey is smooth and all the best!

7. Stick Spring Festival couplets with the peace of the four seasons, write blessings with peace and health, hang lanterns with happiness and beauty, and send blessings with sincerity. Today is New Year's Eve. I wish your family a reunion. Happy New Year's Eve!

8. When the New Year came, I made a wish. I wish you: it's cold, someone comes to send warm, not afraid of the cold; When you are hungry, some people don't worry about delivering meals; When in trouble, someone lends a helping hand; When you are lonely, someone is with you. May you be happy every day!

9. I sent my New Year greetings to my parents, my friends, my leaders and the rest to you. Dear, in this Spring Festival, I wish you a happy Spring Festival, always smile, I love you!

10, the new year has come, I wish you: facing love, spring? Wind pride; Facing the career, festival? Step climbing; Facing the world? Quick? Live like a fairy; Facing life, what is it? Le? Infinite. Happy spring festival!

1 1, I wish you: Happy New Year, forgive everything, five blessings, prosperous fortune, prosperous fortune, prosperous business, congratulations on making a fortune!

12, people on the mountain can always see the sunrise of the New Year first. With your foresight, your career will have a bright future. I wish you a bright future in Wan Li!

13, at this time of year, my blessing rushes to you like an ocean. I hope my blessing is like a canoe, riding the wind and waves to reach the other side of success! Happy new year to you all! Everything is fine! Happy family! Rich! Congratulations on getting rich!

14, I wish you a happy new year: work and life are not tired! Happy consumption is not afraid of expensive! Buying a house is not too expensive! Fly into a precious monkey! Eat well and get enough sleep! There are snacks to appetize! How sweet the days are! Have a good life!

15, the Spring Festival is festive, gongs and drums are loud and firecrackers are ringing. Early in the morning, I went to the bridge again, bent down to kowtow to the old man and laughed. Melon seeds and honey are in my pocket, and there are some new banknotes. Wish each other a happy new year, brothers will receive it. Happy spring!

16, listen, the bell is my greeting and the song is my blessing; Look, snowflake is my greeting card, breeze is my hug and happiness is my gift! It's all for you. Happy New Year!

17, golden monkey's self-evaluation: stronger than mice, stronger than Niu Qiang, fiercer than tigers, stronger than rabbits, Buron is respected, stronger than snakes, stronger than monkeys, stronger than sheep, more diligent than chickens, more loyal than dogs, fatter than pigs and more refined than monkeys.

18, Best wishes for you in the new year: lucky draw step by step in life, good luck in playing cards every day, better taste, better life, younger and more handsome, and bright wealth at home!

19, New Year's Eve, Spring Festival Gala * * * Toast! Red lanterns are hung high, looking forward to a wonderful new year! All corners of the country celebrate together, and the whole country is happy! I wish you many happy events on New Year's Eve, which will prosper year by year!

20. Send a sincere greeting and wish you a happy New Year. Send a string of deep blessings and pray for your peace in the new year every minute; Send a deep heart and wish you a happy new year bit by bit!

2 1, Happy New Year: How was work? New? , salary? New? Love remains the same? New? Family? New? , eat well? New? Did you have a good time? New? Is everything going well? New? , said everything? New? !

22. I want to celebrate the New Year, and I'm looking forward to it. At this moment, the blink of an eye is the New Year; Say blessings, send blessings, and send you many blessings; Miss your friends, miss your friends, and good luck will follow you in the Year of the Monkey. Send a blessing and pass it on. I wish you a happy Year of the Monkey!

23. The Year of the Monkey gives you five monkeys: smart and secretive as a macaque, healthy and happy as a horse monkey, carefree and rich as a monkey, carefree as an ape, and smart as a monkey.

24. Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains cc's good luck, cc's Happy New Year and cc's wish come true. This cup of 100% juice is called yo! ! q^_^p^q^

25. Pick a red plum blossom for you. May you live like a flower in the Year of the Monkey. Cut and tear a colorful cloud and send it to you. May your life be colorful. Send you brilliant sunshine and wish you a prosperous career!

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