Ask a joke, be precise, as long as one or two, you can attach a physical performance.

1. Speaking of my buddy, I went to a restaurant on a blind date.

The woman asked if there was a car.

The buddy replied: Yes.

The woman asked: What car?

Dude: Just Honda.

Woman: Oh, that's not bad, much better than Alto.

After dinner, the woman said take the car out and let's go for a ride.

The buddy decisively went to the hotel garage and rode out a motorcycle.

The woman was angry and scolded: Your dad, Wuyang Honda!

2. My buddy is in the college interview stage. As an art major, the interviewer asked the students to show their talents. My friend didn't expect this. Everyone is ready except him. When it was his turn, he said that he wanted to imitate 74 people in one minute. The interviewer's eyes lit up at this time (how many seconds? ! )。 Starting number: Friend: "The first 1 imitation of Sun Yat-sen". Then he made a prone position. "Because Sun Yat-sen has passed away, the deceased is of course lying in the coffin. I also saw his lying portrait at Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum. " Interviewer: "What's next"? My friend: "The next one is Chiang Kai-shek". Then he made a prone position. "Because Jiang Zhongzheng died, of course, he was lying in the coffin." The interviewer already has several lines on his face at this time. How many seconds does a friend ask the interviewer at this time? Interviewer: "There are 30 seconds left". Friend: "Oh, then I will imitate the remaining 72 people in 30 seconds". So, he made a lying posture. Then he said, "This is the seventy-two martyrs of Huanghuagang".