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1. Why do mobile phones need high pixels? Do you think you are ugly enough?

If you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad. You still have hope. At least your judgment is correct.

Gradually, I understand a truth, only those humble small restaurants can eat real delicious food. I can't afford to stay in hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and thoughtful service.

Do you think that being rich will be as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.

If you think I have gone too far, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. You can feel better if you say it. Don't hide your illness.

6. My wife quarreled with me today and kept scolding me. I really can't stand it. I pointed at her angrily and shouted, "If I hadn't seen you beautiful, gentle, kind and lovely, I would have broken up with you!" " Scold her speechless.

7. It's really a pity to have no money. I only have 1 yuan, and I can't even buy it in 2 yuan!

8. When people reach middle age, it is a journey to the west! Wukong's pressure, 8-ring figure and Lao Sha's hairstyle are just like Tang Yan! It's getting closer and closer to the west!

9. It used to be called husband and wife. Now it is the mobile phone that never leaves. A mobile phone in hand, forever. The mobile phone is not in hand, and there is no soul. In fact, the ancients knew it for a long time, and they specially set up an idiom: Now is now or never!

10. I thought I wouldn't cry when I cut onions with my eyes closed, but I didn't expect to cry when I cut my hands.

1 1. You can't smile at your cell phone at school. The teacher will think that you are in love outside. You can't laugh at your cell phone at home. At school, your parents will think you are in love.

12. I went to buy miscellaneous grain pancakes this morning and told my boss not to have coriander. The boss forgot his hand too quickly and said apologetically, "I'm used to it, but I can't give it to the people behind me." I'll make you another one. " "I said," all right. " Unexpectedly, this "line" was said seven times later.

13. Feelings are complementary. As long as you are always kind to him, he will never take you seriously.

14. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to drink coke, and don't let others look down on you!

15. Is money important? When you are hungry for three days, I will give you one million yuan and a steamed bread. What do you choose? I choose1000000, and then I take out a dollar to buy steamed bread!

16. I always thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

17. Life is not easy, so don't drown your sorrows in wine. If you feel sad, go to bed early. Wine costs money. You can save a bottle.

18. I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing that can make me proud is: good appetite!

19. I won't get a tattoo. Tattoos will affect my height because my dad said it would break my leg.

20. Real warriors dare to be greedy when they are fat, stay up late when they are sleepy, stay up late when they are poor, and stay up late when they are idolized. Don't stay up because he is ugly.

2 1. When you go out for an outing and there are many snakes, you must remember to bring an umbrella. In case of a snake, you can open an umbrella and say, "Wait a thousand years, wait for a while ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

22. The gold necklace was robbed, but I dare not ask for help, not because I am timid, but because I will do it myself in the future, for fear that the robbers will see my mouth full of gold dentures.

23. The electric car in the community was stolen, and I angered the property: "What's the use of monitoring!" The weak security guard said, "Let … let you have a last look at the electric car?"

24. Interesting girls are single, because they can support boring years alone, and it is difficult to find someone more interesting than themselves. I hope you will walk well in the future. I will take the bus.