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How to gracefully ask the boss for the year-end bonus?

I bought a self-propelled washing machine for my mother last year and taught it n times. You don't even need it when washing clothes. Later, I bought her an automatic mahjong machine. Now I can not only use it, but also repair it! ! ! !

2. Today I asked my boss, "Boss! Has the year-end award been issued? " The boss replied simply: "Yes! I sent it last night. " I was surprised: "boss! Why don't I know? " The boss said with certainty, "Then we are a couple!" " "Then the boss took out his mobile phone:" I gave a red envelope to the employees last night. You caught it at 2: 05! ""I: "ah. . . "Group owner: such a stingy boss, kick it, do it with me, and I'll give you a year-end bonus of 5 yuan. ※

When you are in the queue, it happens to be your own. If someone asks you if you can jump the queue in a hurry, if you agree, shouldn't the correct way be to wait until the end? Because I'm the only one who agrees. It's equivalent to swapping places with people who jump the queue.

My boyfriend and I were deskmates in high school. I remember that the school had to use the household registration book. After the teacher handed it down, he turned it over to me page by page, turned to the blank page at the back and stopped. He told me seriously that this page is waiting for you. Then now he is washing dishes in the kitchen.

Go back to my hometown on holiday and cook with the stove. I am responsible for the fire. I looked at my mobile phone, lit the fire, and added firewood, mobile phone, firewood and mobile phone. ...

A man answered the phone on the train just now, which probably means that someone asked him for money. He said he couldn't give it now, and he was still in Hunan. At this time, the conductor shouted: "Shijiazhuang has arrived, and he is ready to get off." This man is expected to be scolded.

7. I was hungry last night, so I went to the ground floor to eat. When the water boils, I put salt on it. I accidentally put it on my hand and didn't want to waste it. My brain-dead hand rinsed in the pot, and then I heard a cry. ......

8. When buying tickets at the railway station, a beautiful woman accosted me and asked me where I came from. I told her that I was from Shandong, and then he said that she was from Xinjiang, because it was very close, and she was half a fellow villager. My friend hasn't read many books. Is it true?/You don't say.

9. I took the bus today and saw a father and daughter. The daughter cried and said, "Dad, I am so ugly. . . "Father said softly," Don't cry, you are my father's daughter, too. " After listening to this, I had mixed feelings and quickly sent a message to my father: "Dad, I am so ugly!" " "Two minutes later, my father replied," Nothing. My father is ugly, too. . .