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You are the wind and I am Sasha. What is humor?

You are the wind and I am the sand. The next humorous sentence is: you are a vine and I am a melon; You are the crow in the sky, and I am the yellow mud on the ground. One thing doesn't make sense. Being with you is mud.

Humorous prologue describes the network:

1, in the morning, the sun is shining and the smile is bright. I send you roses, which are fragrant in my hand; At dusk, the old vine looks gloomy. You give me my rose back, my hand hurts.

2. A person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches that grow from the same root, but can't depend on each other in the wind.

4, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

6. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

7, pure, fictional. Chaos is a beauty.

8. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

9. A wife with a heart, but no love.

10, maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears in the eyes but still smiling.