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Valentine's Day is here. Please send a long text message to your girlfriend, warm and sincere words of love. Thank you!
When you see this text message, you have been poisoned by extremely violent love. The only antidote is to marry me. No need to think about it, let’s get married!
I didn’t have time to participate in your past, but I won’t miss your future! In sincerity, I get to know you; in harmony, I stay with you day and night.
Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you very much C: I miss you very much D: I can’t miss you E: All of the above.
I can’t guarantee or promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, you will definitely see that I have died of hunger in your arms with a smile on my face. .
Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance is just 101=101 in your life. But for me, your presence in my life is a calculation of 1=1.
What if the frog had not turned into a prince? What if the princess had not woken up? What if the little mermaid had not turned into bubbles? Would I still believe in love? Believe? Because you are still by my side. In the vast sea of ????people, I navigate with your name; in the cold and desolate night, I hold your name to keep me warm; in the long life, I travel with your name.
Love is the yearning in the heart, the roar of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet nectar, and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!
When I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; when I cannot see you, I need to recharge; without you, I think I will lose power. Loving you is my profession, missing you is my career, holding you is my specialty, kissing you is my specialty!
I really want to be your mobile phone, put it in your arms, hold it in your hand, see it in your eyes, and remember it in your heart!
Baby: I have a toothache recently because I often miss you at night. It feels so sweet that it will cause tooth decay.
There is no desert in the world. Every time I think of you, God drops a grain of sand, and the Sahara is born! There was no sea in this world, just because every time I think of you, God sheds a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.
If loving you is a mistake, then I am willing to make more mistakes, even if it lasts a lifetime!
Saurus lovesickness, the moon is cold at dawn, the wind is cold at night, lovers go back and forth alone during the festival, Gu Yingzi feels sad. It's hard to see her, it's hard to think about her. I spend a long night sleeping with regret, asking if I have mercy on you.
We will inevitably grow old in life, but I will always remember the good times and tender years with you. I wish you a bright mood and a long future in life.
The stars and the moon are correct because you have left; the breeze is silent because I am crying; I am silent because I am still missing you.
It’s so difficult to love you without any desires or demands! I love you, but I have to be secretive, so tiring! I love you, but my heart breaks, so miserable! But he was willing to do so, so stupid!
The fish said to the water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.
Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a heartbreak; meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; meeting the right person at the right time is a lifetime of happiness.
The west wind blows thin horses along the ancient road, the sun sets, and the heartbroken people are waiting for your call!
For Valentine's Day, I would like to make a fish for you to braise, boil or steam, and then lie in your gentle stomach.
You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your plush hand! love! Let's walk upright!
Loving you is not the purpose, the purpose is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, the purpose is to love you forever!
I miss you so much that I broke the phone line, burned out the mobile phone card, emptied my wallet and took all the sleeping pills, ugh! But I still miss you.
Are you a train? I am a railway; are you a brick? I am a mud; are you a cloud? I am the wind; are you a chocolate? I am a wrapping paper; are you love? I am a feeling? You are wonderful.
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I want to give you roses but the price is too expensive. I want to give you comfort but I haven’t learned how to do it yet. I want to kneel down to you but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send you a text message to chase you. I hope we will never blow.
Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He wants to tell you for me; my heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you.
You are poison, seeping into my blood, penetrating my nerves, and controlling my brain. The poison attacks on February 14th. Please don’t forget to give me the antidote!
Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some flood and you will flood. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, even pockmarks can shine!
The person I love has his own name, and the person who loves me is miserable. He either becomes bad in debauchery or becomes perverted in silence. ——Dedicated to Valentine’s Day!
If you cry, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; if you wake up, I would like to be the eye droppings in your eyes; if you are so hot, I would like to be the only three feet of cloth left on your body .
There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side, and there is an idiot who will read it all.
Read it and you owe me a hug; delete it and owe me a kiss; save it and owe me a date; if you reply, you owe me everything; if you don’t reply, you are mine. choose!
You are like the lice on my body. Without you, I feel uncomfortable.
Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine’s Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; roast you, braise you, braise you; fry you, pan-fry you, serve you cold!
The mud is the mouth of the nest! Mud is the fragrance of the nest! Nest looked at Mud lovingly! Wo wants to say to Ni, Wo is short of Ni! (Please read aloud)
Loving you for ten thousand years? Exaggerated? Loving you for five thousand years? Hopeless? Loving you for a thousand years? Ridiculous? Loving you for a hundred years? Too long? Loving you for 70 consecutive years ?As long as I am healthy? This is my strength
There is no lover in my Valentine's Day, only my wife, she is my favorite, today, tomorrow, until I die in my heart Only her! Really love you!
Everyone’s fate is different, and the time of love will also vary. As long as I do my best, what I can do is: I will let my love accompany you as you grow old.
For a loving person, every day is a holiday. A word of warmth and warmth, a line of communication; a word of advice, a note of communication; a piece of lovesickness, a wholehearted hope for each other; a piece of love, a lifelong love.
I speak out because I am silent, I am silent because I speak out; I leave because I come back, I come back because I leave. True water should have no fragrance, so true love should be speechless.
I know! But I can't help it. Was this marriage arranged by God? Let us just follow God's will!
Your photo is placed on my desk. I look at you in the morning, look at you in the morning, look at you at noon, look at you in the afternoon, look at you in the evening, and look at you at night. "Gulu gulu, wife, when will dinner be served?"
Dear husband, remember: if the husband does not send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful in the vase at home. Green vegetables.
Valentine’s Day is here, and I would like to report to you my experience of loving you. There are 365 days, 8760 hours, 525600 minutes and 3153600 seconds in a year. If I'm not thinking about you for a second, I'm definitely thinking about how much I love you.
Escaped Bin Laden's surveillance, avoided the crowds of the US election, escaped the violent explosion of the mine disaster, and bypassed the tsunami attack in Southeast Asia. I went through all these dangers just to say to you: Happy Valentine's Day, my friend!
Valentine’s Day makes me miss you infinitely.
Park your heart in the harbor where the colorful clouds rise, secretly engrave happiness in your heart, and use a thread of love to tie you and me tightly to the end of the changes in the years.
Valentine's Day is here, and I don't have anything to give, so I just give a pair of couplets. The first couplet: The cold eyebrows and the autumn waves; the second couplet: I bow my head and am willing to be a bachelor; the horizontal comment: Long live the bachelor! Happy Valentine's Day hoho~~
Valentine's Day is coming, can you give me a gift? Please put your right hand on your face and caress your face for me; put your left hand on your heart and let me hear your heartbeat when you miss me!
Ever since I fell in love with you, my heart can’t let you go. I hold you, I carry you when I am tired, I carry you when it is cold, I carry you when it is hot, I carry you when I go out, you, you, I have no temper because I love you so much! Miss you so much on Valentine's Day!
Love is a feeling, pain can also feel happy; love is an experience, heartbreak can also feel sweet; love is an experience, brokenness can also feel beautiful. You are the one who makes me happy, sweet, Beautiful people! Happy Valentine's Day!
The days we spend together are very ordinary, seemingly calm, but this kind of ordinary days are the most romantic, right? Wife, happy Valentine’s Day!
There is no need to be sad or worried when seeing couples on Valentine’s Day. I have secretly taken Cupid's little arrow and sent it to you along with this message. It won't take long before you can enjoy the sweetness of love! Happy Valentine's Day!
Today seems to be my wife’s second birthday, right? Flowers are placed in the living room, chocolates are placed in the drawer, new clothes are hung in the wardrobe, and the salary is in the wallet, and I... lying on the bed^_^
Our love is like black and white Movie. Our little moments flowed by one by one in the darkness. Although everything has no ending, I will miss you with a tender heart throughout my life.
Ten years ago, you didn’t know me, and I don’t belong to you; ten years later, you and I form a small family, with two more babies, and the family of four is happy. ! This is where February 14th comes from!
Looking at the roses all over the street, I think of you; I think of you with the slightly bitter chocolate in my mouth; I think of you when I open the Valentine's card that is not signed by you; I really want to ask you gently, How are you doing this Valentine's Day?
I can’t love you enough, I just want to stay by your side for one more moment. The sound of heartbeat is the beautiful melody of love, let our love play the most beautiful note in the world! Happy Lantern Festival, my dear! Love forever You!
Where are you? I asked Qingfeng, and he shook his head; I asked Baiyun, and he closed his eyes; the moon guiltily showed only a trace of its face in the night. Where are you? I miss you so much.
I want to turn into a rose, held tightly in your hand, and reveal its fragrance to you; I want to turn into a piece of chocolate, gently held in your mouth, making you feel delicious and smooth. Happy Valentine's Day, my dear!
You once said that I fell in love with you, just like a hedgehog falling in love with a rose. In order not to hurt each other, I chose to leave. It’s Valentine’s Day, and the hedgehog is blessing the rose from afar: find the little prince soon, and be happy every day.
We have been covered in scars because of love, but we have all walked through it hand in hand. When fear and hardship rear their ugly heads, love is our last line of defense. On this special day, I want to say to you: I will stay with you forever.
Everything ends before it even begins, and we feel the impermanence of life as the years pass by. At night when I miss you, I often cry while stroking your name.
It's Valentine's Day again. How are you doing in a foreign country?
If you are Kennedy, I will be your Jacqueline, and I will be beautiful for you day and night; if you are Napoleon, I will be your Josephine, and I will do anything for you! Happy Valentine’s Day to you, my dear!
The streets are filled with roses of love, and the smiles of lovers are rippling in every corner. Inexplicably, I like this festival that originally belonged to the West. My dear, on such a day, let us become lovers, okay?
Husband, do you remember what day tomorrow is? Wrong guess! It’s not the day we held hands for the first time, nor the day we kissed for the first time, it’s the anniversary of the day you gave me roses on Valentine’s Day last year!
Seeing your happy smiling face reminds me of how I waited patiently with roses downstairs last year. The cold wind that night did not cool down my love for you. I hope that every Valentine's Day will come in the future. I'm always by your side.
I want to give you a bouquet of roses every day, but I have no money; I also want to give you chocolates every day, but I am afraid that you will gain more weight and beat me, so I can only give you chocolates every day from today on. Texting you to express my love for you.
Only today in a year can best express my love for you; no amount of roses and chocolates can replace my sincerity for you. As long as you have your smiling face, our Valentine's Day will be extremely sweet. .
True love is a kind of faith. Only my lover makes me stronger. True love is a kind of longing. I just want to be lingering with my lover. True love in the world is a kind of lingering. Only those who love each other understand the lingering. Dear, I love you
I'm waiting for you. I'm learning to be strong for that hug you owe me. I'm waiting for you, because you said you wanted to hold my hand and run. I've learned to cherish my hand, just for you. The moment you hold it is gentle.
Valentine's Day, lover's robbery, human plot, favor's robbery, lover's robbery, lover's marriage, one is over, one is a hundred, one is a hundred, even though I can't spend this Valentine's Day with you, I can't give you the rose that should have been yours long ago, but I will use my love for you to water this red rose and wait for you to get it!
Valentine's Day is coming, please forgive me for doing something wrong. I told a stranger your mobile phone number, his name is Cupid, and he wants to tell you for me; my heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you.
In the station of time, I will make a wish called eternity; in the harbor of love, I will send a hope called sincerity. On this Valentine's Day, I will spend it with you with true love. Our friendship will last forever.
If you don’t have a lover yet, haha. We are people of the same destiny. Who says you have to have a lover to celebrate Valentine’s Day! I wish you all a happy Valentine’s Day without a lover! If you already have a partner, I hope you will be romantic and warm!
Happy Valentine’s Day, buddy! Dude, I'm going to have a lonely Valentine's Day just like you. I'm afraid I can't find someone to make you happy, but he will be there for you soon, trust me!
Valentine’s Day Reminder: Reliable news, if you don’t buy flowers for your wife on Valentine’s Day, she will put a handful of vegetables in your vase and wait for you to come home and kneel on the keyboard with a feather duster. ! So be sure to remember to buy flowers and take them home!
Valentine’s Day is here again. You know, with you, every day is Valentine’s Day for me! With me, every day is Labor Day! If the two of us were together, every day would be a carnival!
The first time we met, you were my indelible thoughts; fate played tricks on you and we passed each other by. Even though we are not destined to be together, I am still your loyal friend and I sincerely wish you a happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day! If you’re going to have a lonely Valentine’s Day, don’t feel bad! The person who can bring you happiness will appear by your side soon, believe me!
I miss you in the most beautiful night, miss you in the deepest breath, feel you in the most comfortable time, and know that you are enough in this world when I am most frustrated.
Happy Valentine's Day, My lover!
Guess what I want to give you for Valentine’s Day? I will use full love and sweet desire to carefully prepare a bowl of acacia soup, add a little more tenderness, and season it with some happiness, so that you will love me even more after drinking it!
To you, I have surrendered unconditionally. Valentine's Day is coming, sign your love contract! Otherwise no one will want me! I am ready to halve my rights, double my obligations, and devote myself 100% to loving you for the rest of my life!
Since I had you, I have become a "heartless" person, because my heart and my liver have been "stolen" by you... This Valentine's Day, can I Can I meet my heart and liver members?
A couple star will appear at 21:21 on February 14th. Kiss the person you love for 2 minutes before appearing and hold each other’s hand after appearing. You will be happy forever. Please forward the message to 5 people. If you don’t send it, no one will love you!
Dear, help me, my brain terminal was infected by the lovesickness virus, the emotional sector was formatted, and all files were renamed "I love you.exe", please contact me on February 14th , bring your love to help me detoxify!
You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your plush hand and take a bite! Oh, it's love that makes us walk upright! Let’s go hunting together on Valentine’s Day!
Just think of me as overbearing! Anyway, on February 14th this year, you have to spend the whole day with me, give me back all the time you usually owe me, and then say to me properly, Happy Valentine's Day!
Before I met you, the world was a wasteland. After I met you, the world is a paradise. The past many years are like a wisp of smoke to me. My future infinite career will be filled with boundless happiness because of you. . Valentine's Day is meaningful because of you!
When I am without you at night, I think of you as a pillow; when I am without you during the day, I think of you as the sun; one day when I am really without you, I am just a skeleton. This lover Please don't let me turn into a skeleton!
I haven’t seen you for a day and want to see you. My eyes are numb and I have no energy. I picked up the phone three times. My limbs are cold and sweaty. you.
For a loving person, every day is a holiday. A word of warmth and warmth, a line of communication; a word of advice, a note of communication; a piece of lovesickness, a wholehearted hope for each other; a piece of love, a lifelong love.
Mood forecast: I miss you from tonight to tomorrow morning, and it is expected that I will miss you in the afternoon. Affected by this mood, I will turn to violent thoughts in the evening, and this kind of weather will continue until I see you.
You little goblin, I have been poisoned by your love but you still refuse to give me the antidote! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!
Love + love = two loves; love - love = selfless love; love × love = infinite love; love ÷ love = the only love. Happy Valentine's Day!
In the spring breeze, under the flowers, the chickens and ducks are playing house. The little duck held the flower in his hand and put it on the chicken's head. You are a chicken and I am a duck, and the duck misses you so much.
Don’t ask me how deeply I love you, just run to bask in the scorching sun, the sun represents my love; don’t ask me how long I have loved you, look up at the lonely starry sky, the moon represents my heart!
Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you very much C: I miss you very much D: I can’t miss you E: All of the above.
Sweet, you smile sweetly, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze. Why do I smile so sweetly? Because you sent me a text message.
Will you marry me? I will make you the second happiest person in the world! Why is he the second happiest person? Because I am the happiest person!
The sea can dry up, the stone can rot, my heart for you will never change. Blood can be spilled, my head can be cut off, but my love for you will never change
I really miss you: regardless Day and night, the darker the night, the more I think about it; regardless of the change of seasons, even the cold winter is warm; regardless of the distance, it is far away but deep
The stars in the sky are twinkling, love is in the eternal eternity It is said that the poetic legend of you and me is the most beautiful constellation in the sky! Love can be as bright as the stars!
Only with the sun can the earth rotate, only with the earth can the moon rotate, only with the moon can the starlight be so bright, and only with you and me can the world be so rich and romantic.
What never fades is my silent care for you, what never stops is my endless longing for you, what never changes is my deep love for you.
God gave me 3 wishes. In the first one, I went to heaven and found that the angel was not you. So I asked to be a prince in a fairy tale, and I found that my princess was not you. Finally, I I can only ask God to send me back. The days with you are so beautiful and life has become a kind of enjoyment. The days without you are so difficult and missing you has become a habit. I call with all my heart and firmly believe that you will come back
"You", the person I love most in my life, "you" the person I miss most in my life, "you", the person I am willing to wait for my whole life, "you", the only woman in my life.
I really want to I want to hug you and watch the sun rise in the morning. I really want to hug you and watch the sunset set in the evening. I really want to hug you at night and say: "I love you!" ”
Now that we have met, how can we bear to be separated? May we be together year after year; tenderness is like water, good times are like dreams, and we wish to be together day and night.
Who said One day is like three autumns, and I feel like one day is like a thousand years. Baby, I haven’t seen you for thousands of years. I miss you so much!
Happy! This is my wish! Soothing! So beautiful! Your happiness is my happiness! My love for you will last forever.
It's so sad to see you, and it's so hard to think about it. I sleep with regret for a long time, asking if I have pity for you.I can only kiss the phone if I can't kiss you. I can only read text messages every day if I can't see you. Enduring the loneliness of longing, my dear, how can I escape from your shadow, my only one?
For a loving person, every day is a holiday. A longing for each other; a love for a lifetime.
Missing notice: A certain woman is slim, beautiful, gentle and lovely; if anyone knows her whereabouts, please contact her. I'll contact you. I'm willing to pay you with a diamond ring.
When the word "Yan" comes back, the moon is full in the west building, and the flowers are falling and the water is flowing. There is no way to eliminate this feeling. My brows are in my heart.
Missing you is like chocolate, bitter and sweet... I don’t dare to miss you, for fear that I will miss you: I dare not say that I miss you, for fear of missing you even more... In fact, , I really, really miss you.
The sun in the morning is bright, and our relationship is in the rain. The sun at noon is as red as fire, and it is you or me who is hurt. The sun sets in the west in the afternoon. It's the emotion that's to blame!
I think about you every day, dream about you 8760 times, hug you every second, kiss you every second!
It took five hundred times of return in my previous life to meet you again in this life. If it were true, I would have spent ten thousand times to exchange for your love. Let me tell you: I really love you! p>
We may not be inseparable, but we must cherish each other; we may not be the icing on the cake, but we must provide help in times of need; we may not always contact you, but we must always care about you
The sky is blue and the sea is deep! . I am true to you, I miss you forever, and I love you forever.
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