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KTV shouts Mai Ci’s classic quotation: Fifty or fifty, I’ll kill you honestly.
A man and woman, we had dinner together a few days ago. She was unhappy. When asked why, she said: "I think I should find a boyfriend." Me: "Stop it, sister. Don’t you claim to be single forever?” She said, “I had a fight with some hooligans last week and my phone broke.” Me: “So you think you don’t have to fight with your own hands if you find a boyfriend?” Will I break my phone?" She glared: "I mean, if I have a boyfriend, he can hold the bag for me, and I can beat those little gangsters with ease!"
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