18 funny quotations

18 Funny Quotations 1, the peacock tried to open the screen, but it showed its asshole!

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

3. Be brave to admit your mistakes and never change.

In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

5. Let others smell your fart!

6, read the language of 10 years, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

7.JB is busy during the day and JB is busy at night.

8. Life is too short to be sexy.

9, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

10, the world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be innocent for?

1 1, don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

12, flowers are all kinds of red, and people and dogs are different.

13, God, my clothes have lost weight again!

14, the brothel is full because people are lonely.

15, the world is not dirty, how can it be sad?

16, in the northeast, there is a sport called calf rolling.

17, my heart doesn't go with love, so I agreed to spend the night.

18, be a person wandering between A Niu and Niu C.

19, eat a little properly to lose weight.

I don't need you to understand, I just need you to shut up.

2 1, drunken friends are stupid, and fools only know when they have loved them.

22. If you abolish my present, I will abolish your future.

23. After many years, Little Loli became Sister Xianglin.

24. Don't be coquettish, just touch the world with lewdness.

25, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!

26. Life is her person, and death is her mascot.

27, cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

28. It's not who can't live without who, but who can't let go of who.

29, water does not taste the depth, people do not know how good.

30, life since ancient times, who has no shit, health every day.

3 1. Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

32. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

33. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

35. If you want to lose, you will lose to the pursuit. If you want to marry, marry happiness.

36. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

37. You can't have two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

38. Moon, did you break my red rope?

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

40. How far is forever? Get out, boy!

4 1, if you have difficulties, you will participate, and if you have no difficulties, you will participate.

42, forcing death is only an instant, shameless that is eternal!

43. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

44. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

45. After the summer of youth, who can remember which year it was?

46. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

47. Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope. Feelings are just sexual needs.

48. Q: Is my avatar Niu B? A: Yes!

49. The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life. Don't be too arrogant.

Why don't you buy me a cigarette and go to a nightclub

5 1. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

52. How big your life is, how much homework you have.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

54. In the past, my love was like a dwarf hanged by a bush.

Take the initiative in everything, such as climbing the wall and other almonds.

56. Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened. .

57. Ideals are like underwear. There should be, but it can't prove that everyone has it.

58. Time is a nail, and life is destined to be a hammer sale.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

60. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

6 1, when you speak ill of me, can you not embellish it and think it is cooking?

62, insomnia, because sleep is too heavy, thinking that sleeping less for one night will die.

63. Extraordinary appearance is important even to wild animals.

64. Temper is like farting. Come out if you have it, or it will ruin your health.

65, as long as the kung fu is deep, the hibiscus is thin into a needle; I am willing to get away with it, and Xifeng will get a green card.

66, don't think that you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming was made by two people.

67. Everyone says I'm an actor, because my eyes are round when I see beautiful MM.

68. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

69. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

70. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.

7 1, I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

72. When I get angry, winter comes; When you get angry in winter, you become a long-sleeved man.

73. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.

74. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

75. I have been in love several times because of loneliness. Who knows that it is easy to be kicked after repeated battles and defeats!

76. When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I want to be lucky, I will be. If I don't want to play, I will eat him.

77. I waited for a long time to hear from you, and all I got was a haha. You treat me like a fucking joke.

78. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

79. Does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.

80. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.

8 1, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

82. Give me a fulcrum and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

You are really a beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

84. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

85. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

18 classic funny quotations

18 classic funny quotations 1, the setting sun, heartbroken people are jumping off a cliff.

2, chess, calligraphy and painting can't be done, washing and cooking are too tired.

Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

4, the flowers of the motherland, open one and I step on one.

I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

6. The public can be likable or out of favor.

7. Man is iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in his bones.

8. If you abolish my present, I will abolish your future.

9. The face is used to raise eyes, and the eyes are used to see the face.

10, others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed.

1 1, how much sadness can Wen Jun have, just like a bundle of snowflake beer.

12, you were still an egg when I became a swan!

13, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them.

14, I am a thin man, and I can count my ribs when I am sad!

15, the soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

16, where there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love for a piece of shit.

17, if you use the honey trap, I'll play along.

18, big head, thick neck, stupid like a pig!

19, in the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

20. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

2 1, to save water, so try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

22. The wind is fine. It messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

23. The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

24, you look serious, it seems that you really understand people!

25. If the relationship between two people is long-term, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

26. If you love me, put on my wedding dress and take it off yourself.

27, young don't run amok, old say what.

28. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

29. I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious.

30. After which famous family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

3 1, you have a good personality, you are not tall, and your personality is still so bad.

32. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

33. You are like a fairy of nine days, but your face hits the ground first.

34. Without the dialogue of nutrition, I really want to pee and fertilize it.

35. Don't think you are a gourd baby.

36. Which noble family do you belong to? Your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

37. Take your complaints out in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

38. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

39. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

40, what a fart, bad heart. Don't push, exercise.

4 1, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

42. No one is allowed to get involved in my world. Here you are. Please sit inside.

43. I woke up in the morning thinking I had grown up, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.

44. Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot of sadness for your mother.

45. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?

Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

47. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

48. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

49. There are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.

50. When the goods have a shelf life and people are tired of watching them, when can you be awesome in my heart?

5 1, looking at your photo, I am very impulsive to hang it in black and white.

I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

53. Originally, the IQ was not high, and even the EQ was zero, which made people live.

54. How are you doing now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

55. I chase with Cupid's arrow, and you fly in a bulletproof vest!

56. If a man can't get used to it, the more he gets used to it, the more he becomes an asshole. Women are favored, and the more favored they are, the more balls they have. .

57. Young girls are precious, while young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.

58. Some people get wet when they are tender, while others get snot when they are timid.

59. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

60. Some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

6 1, your sister is really a good girl, sharing a lot of sadness for your mother.

62. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. The same roots are the same, so why stir-fry each other?

64. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

65. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

66. Shallow water is above eight kings. Big bosses are everywhere, not social people, and the whole society is always embarrassed.

67. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!

68. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

When you point your index finger at others, don't forget that there are still three fingers pointing at yourself.

70. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

7 1, carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, pee it out, and let loneliness spill all over the floor!

72, the foundation is poor, even if you pay more money, you are also a fairy, you are still a toad!

73. I waited a long time to hear from you, and all I got was a haha. You treat me like a fucking joke.

74. If letting go once is like coughing once, why should I care about the tenderness I can't get?

75. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

76. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give her a heavy slap.

77. Ugliness is not your fault; Ugly and show off in an ostentatious manner everywhere, sister, I was wrong!

78. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

79. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

80. I am fine. Thank you for your injury. This makes me see clearly that there are dogs in this world.

8 1. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

82. I once had a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup.

18 classic funny quotations

18 classic funny quotations 1, learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

2, don't be lazy with my brother, my brother is lazy with you.

It was good in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant!

4. Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.

5. Wolves roam the world and eat meat; Dogs run around the world and eat shit.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

7. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

8. How far is forever? Get out, boy!

9. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

10, I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

1 1, a woman's heart can't be seen through because her breasts are too thick.

12, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

13, you are so charming that countless blind people are scrambling to bend over.

14, the Tang Priest, however powerful, is just a monkey trick.

15, the criteria for finding a husband: take it out and bring it back!

16, planting grass doesn't make people lie down, so it's better to plant cactus instead!

17, I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

18, as a typical failure, you are too successful!

19, everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

20. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

2 1, love is like a ghost, which many people believe and few people see.

22. The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

23. You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are.

24. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

25. It took me time to pay for my mobile phone before I realized that my words were so valuable.

26. Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

27. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are just too lazy to do anything.

28, forever, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. This is bullshit!

29. Obama, do you remember Little Bin Laden by Daming Lake?

30. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

3 1, you let me down, and I gave you no chance to go on stage.

Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.

33. Women who are not good to me curse you for being squeezed dry by Hu.

34. Will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?

35. People's eyes are black and their hearts are red. Once jealous, the heart is black.

36. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.

37. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, light the pot!

38. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

39. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

40. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

4 1, the heart is a little small, but it is not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it!

42. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

44. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

45. The virus seems to be in love with my computer, and I can't bear to break them up.

46. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

48. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

49. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

50. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, we must fall in love and talk about the world full of love.

5 1. Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to the death.

52. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

53. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to make you end it.

54. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

56. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

57. When you have a stomachache, stab a knife in your leg, and your stomach won't hurt!

58. Being single is not terrible. What's terrible is those who try their best to make you end your single life. .

59. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

6 1, there is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

62. In fact, people's looks can be divided into two categories: one is natural beauty; One is natural inspiration.

63. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

64. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

65. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

66. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

68. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.

69, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

70. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

7 1, you all said: If I had known this, why did I say: Why am I still alive when I know I am going to die?

72. We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.

73. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

74. My girlfriend said that after she was hit by a car, she struggled with her last breath and emptied her mobile phone message before she fainted!

75. The government thinks about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

76. On weekends, my girlfriend and family go out to visit the grave. I miss you very much. Call me. Q: What are you doing? Answer: Remittance.

77. I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

78. Time is used for wandering, body for loving, life for forgetting and soul for singing.

79. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

80. One day, the teacher scolded the classmates: You are too stupid, and your IQ is negative. My IQ is one hundred times that of you.

8 1, coincidence is like yawning when you are sleepy, but flying in a mung bean fly without opening your mouth. It's really disgusting.

82. Today, a customer came to the bank to withdraw a time deposit. The first thing he said when he sat down was that I was speechless. Hello, I deserve to die.

83. I skipped classes too much. One day I wanted to go to class and met a professor. The professor said in surprise, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

84. Go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat!

85. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe.

86. You said that doing something every day is not good for you. Why not hurt others? Is it because you watch too much TV and admire those villains?

87. After queuing for nearly five hours, I finally got to the entrance. I can't help asking the person in front: which country's pavilion is this? A solemn voice came from the front: the public toilet.

88. Now is the season of ten women and nine silks. Nine silks are eight black, eight black and seven transparent, seven transparent and six thick, six thick and five short, five short and four bent, four bent and three hips and two ugly, and a bunch of killers.

89, Confucius said: hit with bricks, hit by the face, should not be chaotic; No more, no more, no more; If you die, you don't have to forget it; No, the victim was a hero.

90. My uncle went abroad for a year and called Menstruation to tell him that his boss had rewarded 500,000 yuan! As soon as menstruation is happy, his uncle said, about 300 yuan.

9 1. Yesterday, I went to the parents' meeting of my children. The teacher is a primary school classmate who used to skip class together and called parents together. The first sentence when we meet is: If a tiger adds wings, it will be like a dog!

92. On Grandpa's birthday, I thought everyone had forgotten. I left a note early in the morning saying that it was Zhou's birthday, and then I left home.

93. Once I went to buy goldfish, I found a silver-gray one among a bunch of colorful goldfish as a treasure. Soon after I bought it, I found it was a grass carp, which grew very fast!

94. I have a friend who is a bit of an idiot. I don't have any money with me, but I'm afraid I'll take the bus. The driver's master said that you just put in a game coin. What do you mean by putting milk slices in?

95. After eight and a half months of pregnancy, the baby is always arching around in his stomach, and a small bulge appears from time to time on his stomach. My husband was very excited when he saw it and said to me, come on, let's play with hamsters.

96. Canteen cuisine is the ninth largest cuisine in China, which is widely distributed all over the country. Cooking methods mainly include blind special frying and random special stewing. Its main feature is that it is famous all over the country.

97. I received a short message from a strange number last night: I lived in my twenties. Ignore it. This morning, I remembered fighting with a classmate in primary school and cursed him for not living beyond 20 years old! This boy really bears a grudge!

Classic funny quotations 18 _ Laugh to death without paying for it.

1. When I saw the wrong classroom in the second day of junior high school, I remember that in high school, I didn't know anyone because I walked an extra floor. Nima reached out and touched the blackboard slot, looked at the trash can, and went out to pretend to check the hygiene. Nima also greeted her acquaintances with a smile. Holy shit. Afterwards, my friend asked me why I started to check the hygiene. I'm embarrassed to say it. Nima (turn)

2. The company has a great post-90s sister paper, which is very short and won't be cut. . . Today, I ran to the director of the office for no reason and asked: Director, is pregnancy at work a work-related injury? Emma is very informative.

3. In the office, the teacher handed me 10 yuan and whispered: Add a condom to your mobile phone. Holding the Nokia I bought three years ago, I muttered to myself, teacher, my mobile phone is broken and can't be used. The teacher sighed and put the money into my hand: take it, the floor of our class can be used. .

4. I am so hungry. Now the only thing we can eat at home is dog food. I couldn't help eating a few. It tastes good. My dog woke up when he heard the bag ring, and he squatted beside me and stared at me with his head tilted! Can't I eat a few of what I paid for?

My classmate went out to play with that girl and drank wine at night, and the girl didn't dare to talk back. . So I got a room. It is said that at night, the girl took his hand and put it on her waist. The students did nothing. . Girls will fall in love with him the next day, and it has been better for more than two years now. . . The girl recalled that at the beginning, several men used this method to take the exam, just like finding an honest one, and my classmate passed. . . . . I'm a little wrong. I just want to know what those losers are doing.

6. Boyfriend: Do you like the birthday present I gave you? Girlfriend: Well, it's beautiful. Thieves like it! Boyfriend: Really? Then why don't you take it away? Girlfriend: Didn't I just tell you? Thieves like it. It was stolen.

7. On the bus, a 40-year-old man was pulling a little girl about 1 1, 12 years old. The little girl said, President Wang, I want to eat sundaes. At this time, the eyes of the whole car were focused on the man, and some even took out their mobile phones to take pictures or dialed 1 10. At this time, the man was embarrassed.

8. Tian Shiyi's family of three went to the old father's house for dinner. When eating, the old father-in-law said to the little girl: How dare you come over for dinner often ... The little girl casually replied: Your daughter eats in our house every day, how dare you ... Are there any children who go against the sky now?

9. A person in the company naturally has to stay. Just now, a beautiful woman came to see him ... We all asked in a special gossip, who is this beautiful woman? When did you meet? How old is it? Naturally, I stayed and explained that it was my sister, my own sister, half a year younger than me. . . Half a year younger, Nima, half a year younger sister shocked our whole office!

10. I just read a passage saying that a daughter-in-law is a road and a friend is a cow. There is only one way in life, and there will be several cows. Don't go the wrong way if you have money, and don't sell cattle if you lack money. . . . Result, result. . . . A man of God replied: What about cows on the road? ! ! ! All right!

1 1. I called this morning. After I got on the bus, the driver listened to the jokes on the radio. He kept laughing, kept laughing, and suddenly stopped laughing. Then he looked at me innocently and said that the man who just took the bus didn't give me money, and I instantly suppressed my internal injuries.

12. It is said that an old lady with gray hair went to the barber shop to dye her hair and was told that it was 80. The old lady said that it was too expensive. Is she 40 in the middle of dyeing? The boss said, yes, as long as you like. Then dye my white hair black. I don't need to dye my black hair. What a rational old man the boss is! Yidian market network

13. I am a sophomore this year. My dream brother and sister are seven years older than me. I graduated from Normal University this year. My sister has been hiding since she graduated in the summer vacation. Watching me smile gives me the creeps. I knew the result when school started last week. She became my English teacher! Hey, my girlfriend can only see you again.

14. I received a strange phone call from my boyfriend yesterday, saying, "Wife, I lost my mobile phone. Stop texting me. " I was just about to comfort when the goods came again. "Don't send money either. I'm worried about your family. Everyone else is fine, you are so stupid! " . Well, I specially called to say that I was stupid, and you deserved to lose your mobile phone-_-"

15. The boss of the company said at the regular meeting on Thursday that few people read his email (if you don't open it, you will be prompted to delete it directly) and scolded everyone to let them read his email. -End of background. Last Friday, I heard that a great buddy not only saw it, but also replied that he had seen it. I don't know if I can see him again on Monday. . .

16. On the first day when my wife got her driver's license, I was frightened sitting in the co-pilot. Nothing was right, I ran a red light and made a sharp turn. My wife also said excitedly, look how fast I drive, no other car can surpass me. An old car is running on two roads. Who dares to overtake it? I yelled.

17. I have a little cousin who is a computer geek at the age of six. . . My uncle went out to work this morning. Before going out, he said to his little cousin, do your homework well today, and let you play computer for an hour after you finish it. When my uncle came home at noon and saw him playing beside him, he asked his cousin: Have you finished your homework? Cousin bowed his head, sighed and replied, stop that now, I don't want to play computer today. . . Cousin, you can do it. . .

18. A little soldier of the cooking class picked up a puppy while training outside. At night, the puppy barks all the time, even when feeding the meat. Just as the monitor passed by, I pointed to the dog and said, call the monitor quickly, and the monitor will give you meat to eat. The monitor said domineering, call dad, call dad to give you meat to eat. . . . . . I feel so loving in an instant.