April Fool’s Day Funny Quotes ""

Introduction: April Fool’s Day is here. In order to thank you for being a good friend who seeks pleasure, is content with everything, knows how to have fun, has nothing to do but has fun, and is so happy after reading my text messages, I decided to Here’s a free quote for you: Happy April Fool’s Day! The following are funny quotes about April Fool’s Day, welcome to read!

1. Quiz: Press down if you think you are smart, press down if you think you are humorous, Those who think they are handsome press the button, and those who think they are quite attractive press the button. The test result is: quite shameless. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. To attract gold and gold, you become a rich man; when you are in a state of lust, you become a whore; when you have haste, you become a madman; when gold and jade are ruined on the outside, you become a useless person; finally, if you wear a diving suit and practice diving on the beach, Become a complete fool. April Fool's Day? Fool? Have fun with you!

3. Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Si's Bamboo, An Si's Pure Bamboo, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig. It's a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a stupid pig.

4. You used to be gorgeously dressed and always dreamed of a banquet between Manchu and Han Dynasties. So I wanted to pick you up in the summer, but you said it was too hot. I want to pick you up in winter, but you say it’s too cold. I want to pick you up in spring and autumn, but you still want to pick me up when you say it’s neither cold nor hot. I was puzzled, aren’t you just a pack of instant noodles? Why do you have so many things!

5. When you read this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, Stand on the street with your right hand pinching your left ear and sticking out your tongue. You will find that people will give you money!

6. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of yearning called longing, and there is a kind of idiot who will read through the text message!

7. April Fool’s Day makes you happy, and the reason for deceiving people is very legitimate. It is normal for masters to compete with each other and for inferiors to be fooled. There are many different tricks, and fools are laughed at by fools. Regardless of whether you have high or low IQ, you will end up being fooled the same way. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. A little stupid, a little stupid, a little stupid, relatively stupid, very stupid, extremely stupid, violently stupid, thunderous stupid, stupid and invincible. The first day of the month is approaching, and your fool index is rising sharply, approaching the limit. April Fool's Day, you are stupid, you are happy!

9. Hi, I have a way for you to live in a good house, drive a good car, and have endless money. You don't have to go to work and invest with zero risk. , tell you now, don’t tell others! The way is: dream!

10. During a major earthquake in a certain country, seawater poured in, bridges were destroyed, buildings collapsed, lives were devastated, and the world was sad! There was a The fisherman survived because he was driving a boat when he escaped. He was covering his mouth and snickering while reading the text messages!

11. What can I say about you? You are indeed different! Give me some sunshine. , you will be brilliant; give you some happiness, and you will be romantic; give you some praise, and you will be pissed off; give you some praise, and you will be stinky; give you some praise, and you will be crazy; I am afraid of being fooled on April Fool's Day, but I still hope to receive text messages. . Yes, yes! Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Someone saw you today, you are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, looking aloof and relaxed, In fact, it’s so cute. I wonder how you beat the rabbit back then?

13. With this product, you don’t need to take medicine or be hospitalized. Your eyes will immediately become bigger and you can see things better. It’s clear, the price is very low, have you guessed what the product is? Haha, magnifying glass! Happy April Fool’s Day!

14. When you are irritable, you don’t disturb me; when you miss me, you kiss the tip of my ear; When I was helpless, you said hello to me; when I was happy, you danced with me; without you, I don’t know what to do! Say thank you on April Fool’s Day: mobile phone.

15. Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by a lucky golden egg and you won the special prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original household registration book, and two one-inch photos to come to us to claim the prize immediately. We will not wait for expired prizes. Prize: A piece of toilet paper.

17. Sending nonsense will cost phone bills, sending nonsense back will cost you phone bills, sending nonsense will cost you money, and sending nonsense back will cost you money. Money won't scare you.

18. God asked me to grant one of my wishes. I said I wanted world peace, but he said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and asked him to become more beautiful. He thought for a moment. Say: Get the globe and let me take a look.

Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Your mood is indifferent to the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be filled, your sleeping posture is sweet and naive, your days are It’s actually better to be a pig than to live a more carefree life than a god!

20. To encourage others is absurd, and to deceive others is foolhardy. Borrowing arrows from a straw boat is a clever plan, but burning the cauldron and sinking the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romantic, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you continue reading, you are an idiot! Happy April Fools' Day!

21. Today I took out my mobile phone and sent a message to the idiot. After reading it, the idiot grinned, knowing that his holiday was here. This Text me to pay the bill, and then treat me to a feast. Call me as soon as you can. Don’t worry, I’ll be there right away!

22. Dear user, your mobile phone has sent too many text messages, resulting in The server system crashed, so your ability to send text messages is suspended for 24 hours. The 2015 April Fool’s Day text messages are so interesting.

23. Dear user: Hello, due to the continuous spread of radiation from the explosion of the Japanese nuclear power plant, your mobile phone may have no signal or cannot be connected today. Please drop the mobile phone to the ground to return to normal. Happy April Fool's Day.

24. Hey, when you see the text message, take one million with you and go to the back mountain alone. Don't call the police, or we will break up. Remember not to call the police, remember not to be angry. , Haha, friend, are you kidding me? Happy April Fool's Day!

25. The wind lifts your long hair, you look more chic! The waves slap your feet, you look more flawless! You welcome Facing the morning glow in the east, it’s like a sea spray!

26. Today is April Fool’s Day, be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that fool’s disease is popular recently, and the symptoms are always Look at the text messages on your phone and grin the most, so be careful!

27. Audience friends, welcome to listen to the weather forecast. Starting from April 1st, thunderstorms will occur in our city. There will be more lightning phenomena at that time. We would like to remind you to put your mobile phone on your head when you go out and put the mobile phone charger behind you for lightning protection! Don’t!

28. One year old Erguotou is half a catty. He is an expert in love at the age of two. He eats, drinks, whores, gambles and smokes at the age of three. He cheats, kidnaps and steals at the age of four. This person is promising at a young age. When he grows up, he has a low IQ. Even though he knows that this person is you, he still insists on seeing it to the end. Admire! Admire!

29. Today we are lively and open, and the rules are thrown aside. A gentleman can go up to the wall, and Hongxing can get out of the wall. The second child's heart was bright, and the third child entered the room. Fulfill all your dreams, even if your friends lie to you, there is no discussion. Happy April Fool's Day!

30. Confucius said: "I want to fool people and make them stupid." ?So I asked Confucius, does this sentence mean that I can fool people if I want to? Confucius said: ?NO?. Do you want to know what it means? Idiot! I lied to you, how could Confucius know me! Confucius doesn’t even know English! Haha, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

31. I have been looking forward to it for a long time, My salary has gone up; I’ve been thinking about it for a long time, but property prices have dropped; I’ve been buying it for a long time, and I won the lottery; I’ve been thinking about it for a long time, and I have a wife; it’s been a long time, but your holiday is here, and I forgot to tell you, the above is for you on April Fool’s Day gift.

32. These days, there is simply no justice: students need to test their grades, workers need to test their performance, leaders need to test their political performance, April Fools’ Day is coming soon, and they have to test their brains, and their nerves are tense, allowing high IQ to take over. Highland!

33. Entertainment is justified, but bullying is not guilty. April Fool's Day is approaching. In order to set off a new climax of pranking, you are specially invited to attend the annual pranking ceremony to compete for the "Tricky Master". The winner will receive a golden pig head. I wish you success!

34. Whether you are going to bully someone today or be bullied today, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day! It only comes once a year, so treat it as a happy moment in a normal day, whether you are being bullied or being bullied!

35. Dear user, in order to keep you awake and not deceived on April 1st, April Fool's Day, we provide you with a quick guide to wisdom. You can learn it by reading "I Am Two Hundred and Fifty" ten times in a row. Happy April Fool's Day!