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315 Blessings

(1) 3.15 To protect your rights, don’t keep four things in mind: 1. Don’t compare when shopping, and ask questions when shopping around. 2. It’s not easy to make money at work. Don’t believe the promotional ads. 3. Don’t be fooled by door-to-door sales. Street stalls do not offer three guarantees for their products. If there are no products on Sisan, don’t buy them. Remember to ask for an invoice when shopping.

(2) After my layer-by-layer checks and strict inspection, I have identified you as the Sanduo product with "more joy, more happiness, more money". On 315 Consumer Rights Protection Day, I wish you more happiness. Times, a hundred times more happiness, and ten thousand times more money!

(3) Lao Zhang made a lot of money by selling counterfeit medicines, but recently he was always worried about his son’s employment problem, so he decided to ask the leader of a certain unit Have a meal and walk through the back door. At the wine table, Lao Zhang proudly ordered five bottles of Maotai. After drinking several glasses of wine, Lao Zhang felt something was wrong with his stomach. He saw that everyone on the wine table was doing this. Lao Zhang knew that he must have bought fake wine, so everyone rushed to the hospital. The doctor said it was industrial alcohol poisoning and he had to be hospitalized immediately for an intravenous drip. After Lao Zhang finished the hospitalization procedures and lay on the bed, he discovered that this hospital was actually the same hospital where he sold fake medicines. Lao Zhang was flustered for a moment and was about to get out of bed when the doctor came in with a thick needle with yellowish liquid dripping out... 3.15, boycotting fakes starts with you and me. .

(4) Let counterfeit products get farther and farther away from you and me, so that the quality is good; let fake and inferior products get out of your sight, and make the price fair; on 3.15 Consumer Rights Protection Day, let us fight against counterfeiting together , make a contribution to safe consumption!

(5) Consumer Rights Day reminds you to pay more attention when buying things, the date cannot be too far away, and the taste cannot be too unique. Have more confidence when you are hurt, let the Consumers Association make the decision for you, and find the law to protect your rights. 315, I hope you will stay away from the trouble of being bullied in consumption!

(6) Annual 3.15 , fidelity is indispensable in combating counterfeiting. There are so many kinds of products, promotional methods are a treasure, business integrity is very important, and you must be smart about shopping. 3.15 is here, I hope you will have a happy shopping after receiving the text message?

(7) Today is already 3.15, you Whether the test is good or not, if this continues, we will have no way to sell it. How come our firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea are not up to standard? Ours are obviously genuine, so why are they not up to standard in your hands? No, I think you are a fake and inferior product. You must know that "food is the first priority for the people, and food safety is the first priority!" Rights protection must protect not only the rights and interests of consumers, but also the rights and interests of our merchants.

(8) Attention consumers, 3.15 is here, you must remember to protect your legitimate rights and interests, develop a pair of "sharp eyes", resolutely resist deception and abduction, and resolutely put an end to counterfeiting. I wish you great value for money and a happy life!

(9) Notice of Consumer Rights Protection Day on 3.15: The friendship between you and me is rich and never lacking; my blessings to you are true. Oh, no fakes. Our friendship has passed the test of time and has been exempted from national inspection. Hey! Have fun secretly!

(10) 3.15, Consumer Rights Protection Day, today I specially asked "appraisal experts" to conduct a "quality assessment" on our friendship, and the result turned out to be, "Three Nothings" Product: ? Unconditional? (help each other), ? No reason? (support each other), ? Indefinitely? (encourage each other)! Haha! I wish my friends a safe life and happiness every day!

(11) On Consumer Rights Day, I will give you a pair of "Fire Eyes" to see through falsehoods. I will give you a "Sharp Teeth" to break through the traps. I will give you a pair of "Three Heads and Six Arms" to fight against fraud. I will give you a "Whip of Justice" to flog the unscrupulous. ! On Rights Protection Day, I wish you happiness!

(12) I never cheat when I get along with you, it’s always true; I never show my concern for you, it’s absolutely true. Sincerely?. 3.15 Consumer Rights Protection Day, may our friendship never be "fake", but always "sincere and beautiful?!" Happy holidays!

(13) 3.15 Consumer Rights Protection Day, consumption bad luck will go away , protect the reappearance of good luck, consume unfavorable sources of disease, protect health forever, consume misfortunes one after another, protect the reappearance of happiness. I wish you a happy consumption day.

(14) You can’t be hypocritical in life, you can’t be hypocritical in dealing with people, you can’t be deceitful in doing things, you can’t be false in your work, and you can’t use fake words to crack down on 315 counterfeiting. ?I would like to remind you that you cannot buy fake products, otherwise shopping will be "fake and shoddy".

?Sincerely? I wish you happy consumption and a happy life on Consumer Rights Day!

(15th) 3.15 is here. In the name of friendship, I solemnly promise to return the goods unconditionally for your troubles. Happy all-weather free shipping and good luck. Purely natural production, healthy and original ecological product. My blessings to you are absolutely "three guarantees": genuine and original.

(16) 3.15 Consumer Rights Day, "High-quality and trustworthy text messages": This paragraph "sincerely means", "real materials", "quality assurance", "national inspection exemption", will never? The water injection is exaggerated, there is no nauseating falsehood, there is no false sentiment, and there is no pollution or radiation. I sincerely wish you peace and happiness in your life!

(17) 3.15 is here again. Consumers’ rights and interests are protected and unscrupulous businessmen have nowhere to escape. Go and consume, pay more attention, discern the true from the false, and pay attention During the production period, everyone emphasizes integrity and quality assurance. Such businessmen are praised by everyone for creating an honest market and making you, me and others happy.

(18) 3.15 is here. The legitimate rights and interests of consumers must be protected. Counterfeiting technology is getting better and better. You have to keep your eyes open when buying things. We don’t want cheap fakes. The consumer environment is becoming more and more complicated. Good, healthy life is getting better and better!

(19) March 15th is here again, merchant promotions are very lively, raise the price before adjusting it, you must see it clearly, product packaging is good, early production of the factory you Don’t do it, reasonable consumption is very important, and remember to protect your legitimate rights and interests.

(20) Consumers and merchants should be two different flowers. If a merchant has a bad conscience, he should report and complain to expose it, and he will be punished without mercy. Compensation and fines are ordered to be corrected, so that there will be no falsehood in the world, and the flower of consumption happiness will bloom. I wish you a happy shopping on 3.15 and a happy return home.

(Twenty-one) 3.15 Consumer Rights Protection Day. I will send you genuine text messages to greet friends. I will never mix water with adulteration. I wish you good health. There will never be two stalks short. National certification. Absolutely sincere, guaranteed quality, absolutely trustworthy, happy 315!

(Twenty-two) My friendship to you does not contain any additives; my blessing to you is pure green and pollution-free. I want to give you a piece of happiness, genuine goods, I want to give you a kind of happiness, good quality, I want to give you a bag of good luck, and considerate service. On Consumer Rights Day, I am a law-abiding trader.

(Twenty-three) March 15 is held once a year, consumer rights are protected, food, clothing, housing and transportation are taken care of, and health and happiness are achieved. Remember to consume worry-free. I wish you a happy consumption on 3.15.

(Twenty-four) 3.15 is held once a year, fidelity is always needed at all times, shopping should not be done for a small amount of money, genuine products at reasonable prices are good, it is important to be optimistic when looking at flowers in the fog, and it is important to discern the truth with a discerning eye. 3.15 is here, wish you a happy shopping?

(Twenty-five) Rights protection March 15, making money is really hard, who knows it is difficult to make money, every minute is hard, shop carefully, and check the date carefully , infringing on my interests, using the law as a weapon. March 15th is Rights Day. I hope everyone will safeguard their rights and interests.

(Twenty-six) 315 Rights Protection Day, let life become beautiful, let conscience destroy black hearts, let sincerity eat greed, let enthusiasm warm selfishness, let love influence cruelty, I hope everyone can be happy and successful Things can make you happy!

(Twenty-seven) I am an unscrupulous businessman who specializes in selling expired products. I sell expired bags of sadness that you can’t unscrew no matter how hard you twist them; I sell expired bags of depression that you can’t swallow no matter how hard you try. Can't swallow. I wish you a happy Rights Day on March 15th!

(Twenty-eight) Beat hypocrisy until ghosts cry and wolves howl; beat hypocrisy until it runs away; let true love warm the world, and let kindness run free everywhere. 3.15 Consumer Rights Protection Day, I wish you will get rid of the fake ones around you, and happiness will never fall!