Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - 10 words or less! ! ! ! !

10 words or less! ! ! ! !

New Year's Day is coming, missing is my hope, SMS is my notebook, breeze is my hug, wine is my heart, bells are my greetings, fireworks are my wishes, snowflakes are my greeting cards, and happiness is my blessing!

The angel registered the stupid pig and gave it to God to read. After reading it, God ordered him to give the stupidest, most precious and most confused pig hair news on New Year's Day to make him smarter, cuter and happier! Dear pig, Happy New Year!

I asked the air as a postman, bound my fiery greetings into packages, stamped them with postmarks, and delivered them at a constant temperature of 37 degrees. The recipient is you. Wish you a happy holiday! Christmas greetings

Weather forecast for New Year's Day: RMB will be issued in the evening, with checks and gold nuggets in the northwest, and US dollars will be converted into euros in the middle of the night. Please take your helmet and sack and get ready to get rich! I wish you a happy New Year's withdrawal!

What are you doing? I had a fight with someone, and now I'm at the police station! It costs 60 cents to buy tea eggs for breakfast in the morning, but he won't sell them for 50 cents! I just went up with a brick! I'll send you a message to save 1 cent, and wish you a happy New Year's Day! Am I easy? Me!