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Say something disgusting to his wife

1, everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you. Give me your right hand, entrust the destination of this life, give me your left hand, and let me protect you for a lifetime. I love you! Better than myself, will you marry me? I have been waiting for you. I never want to be rich. It is my only and greatest luxury to walk quietly through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter in my life with the person who loves me and the person I love (you). 4. From acquaintance to acquaintance, I feel that you are a part of my life along the way. I always believe that a man who cries for you is a man who loves you deeply and deserves to be loved by men all his life. Thank you for forgiving my willfulness and excessive coverage and tolerance of love. When you miss the person you love the most, everything after that is meaningless repetition. 6. The light is red and the wine is green! The city is gloomy, but you are brilliant! I am ordinary, and being with you is what I have been looking forward to! It's short, I often miss you! 7. My brother is a gray wolf and my sister is a sheep. There is no shortage of food in my brother's house, and I want you to be a bride; Bang, my brother was killed; The hunter raised his gun and smiled. Look at your mother! 8. Turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me, think about Apple, and you will find that I am as cute as Apple! 9. When drinking tea, we usually feel that the first bite is bitter, but if we keep drinking it, we will feel the fragrance hidden inside! We keep drinking just to forget the bitter taste of the first bite. 10, wife! This is my fault. I don't know why I always fall asleep at night, telling myself to sleep with you, but I get confused as soon as I close my eyes. I didn't mean not to sleep with you! Don't worry! I love you. I used to be used to sleeping alone, but I was not used to sleeping in my arms. I will change it slowly in the future! Honey, I love you! 1 1. No one remembers 130 staying up all night in K just because they didn't want to see you out of our dormitory. 12, sister, I love you, and I am happy and sweet when I see you; I really want to come and hug you and kiss you, but I'm afraid you will ignore me, so I have to send a text message. 13, you are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you. 14, you are the blue sky, then I am the cloud. No matter how the clouds float, they can't float out of the sky. You are the sun and I am the snow. As long as you appear, you will melt me. 15, you are the star in the sky, and the light is far less than the sun and the moon, so you only illuminate the straight line between you and me. No matter how long this straight line is, I will look up at the sky with you, because it is more beautiful with you. 16, the vagrancy that people care about is not called vagrancy, the crying that people accompany is not called sadness, the feelings that some people cherish are called love, and the happiness that some people share is called happiness. I wish you happiness! 17. If there is only 10 minute left in the world, I will recall those storms with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you deeply 10 times. If there is only 1 minute left in the world, I will say I love you 60 times! 18, the mountain is not lonely, so water surrounds the mountain; Trees are not lonely, vines are lonely, so vines bind trees, and people are not lonely, so they love to be trapped; You are not lonely, I am lonely, so I hide you in the deepest part of my heart. 19, I swear, I can do it: I don't sleep during the day, I don't eat at night, I don't blow a fan in winter, I don't wear a cotton-padded jacket in summer, but I can't love you! 20. I want your mobile phone mailbox to be filled with information I love, just like your heart! 2 1, I have 100,000 I love you, and I will give you one every day, which can be divided into 273 days and 355 days, but we can't live that long, so I will continue to say: I love you in the next life! 22. Thinking of you makes me flustered. Every smile of yours makes me happy. Seeing that you always say stupid things makes me crazy about love. 23. The legend of lavender: one lavender represents friendship, two lavender represents love, three lavender represents blessing and four lavender represents happiness. I want to smoke you with lavender from all over the mountains. 24. There is a touch that can make people burst into tears, an excitement that can make people scream to the sky, and a touch that can make people feel tender, just for you and me! Disgusting words to my wife 2 1 I really want to be with you, watch the sunrise and sunset with you, watch the stars in the sky with you, and collect romantic atmosphere with you! I am destined to fall in love with you. I will sit in the prison of love for you, and let love be locked in my chest all my life; I am destined to fall in love with you, my heart is broken for you, and I still miss your kindness. 3. My family name is me! Love You! Miss you! I understand you! Fang Ming loves you! The baby's name is miss you! This book is called Dream of You! The nickname is chasing you! You can let me kiss you. 4, the impression of passing by, to think about the weight of happiness; Guess the shape of happiness by the impression of a quick glance; Love at first sight was never my love belief until you rose like an angel. Just fall in love! 5, looking for a girlfriend: the personality is the same as you, looks the same as you, looks exactly like you, and is as cute as you, giving me the feeling that you are exactly the same! 6. When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire is no longer hot, when the stone is no longer hard and there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you! 7. It is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your sleeping pillow with my thoughts and blessings. 8. Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, only for passing by in this life. If it is true, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you and tell you: "I really want to love you." 9. Thank the unit for paying me; Thank my family for their warmth; Thank the sun for giving me warmth; Thank the moon for giving me sweetness. In fact, the person I am most grateful to is you, who gave me strength and gave me upward motivation. 10, I was so happy to see you just now, so comfortable to see you again, so sad to miss you, so hard to chase you, please fulfill my heart! 1 1, come with me! It's my fault that I can't give you happiness, but who makes you unhappy? I fucking cut him 12, the wind is strong. That's my infatuation with you. It's raining, because my love for you touches the sky; It thundered, and that was me shouting "I love you". 13, children will not hesitate in front of what they like, because they know that once they miss it, they can only cry. 14, I really want to hide you in my chest pocket and melt you warmly so that you can't live without it anymore. From then on, I won't let others think that I am the only one who can fall in love. 15, she is the first person I love in my life, and only this one will die. 16. Although I still can't resist another temptation, I don't need to ask my route after I get lost. In this way, let me go back to the original point, let nothing happen, let me still dance. I won't let you see me being hunted by the whole world. 17, I don't understand romance, I hope you don't mind. But my heart is real, and my love is as deep as the sea. I can't talk, don't be angry. Everything is for you, and the moon expresses its heart. I love you very much and feel ocean deep. 18, distance is not important, what matters is that someone cares; Bitterness and tiredness are not important, what matters is happiness or not; Crying and laughing are not important. It is important to have your company. Good or bad doesn't matter. Being around you is very important. It's good to have your company. 19, I saw you in an accidental look back. I fell in love with you at first sight Since then, you often appear in my dreams, and I know I'm hopeless. Only your smile can warm my heart.