Xia Yanbei SMS

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How many male occupations are unknown?

Member of Mawei Women's University Drama Club

Wu stressed that gay men go up.

Big-bellied gay

The hero is the same as above

(All five are young people in their early twenties.)

time

On a contemporary day, when the university drama club performs.

location

small theater

Moderator: Students, I am very sorry. We originally arranged a play "Diary of Many People" for the next program, but

But many of the leading men in this play have disappeared. That classmate knows his whereabouts. Please contact us immediately. Thank you.

(Off-site)

(At this moment, the director and the big belly are anxiously searching under the stage. )

Hero: This classmate, have you found a boy of medium height with a melancholy and indifferent expression?

Big belly: wear glasses, taller than me and thinner than me! Oh, my God ... (Helpless)

Guide, big: more! Toto!

Duoduo: I'm not Duoduo!

Wu stressed: Duoduo is back!

Toto: I'm telling you I'm not, I'm not Toto. ...

(Wu, mostly from the audience)

Director: Toto, you're back!

Big belly: Where have you been? Everyone is very anxious!

Director: Well, let's get ready quickly and go to see The Diary of Duo Duo (Dark Field and Chasing Light).

Toto: Here, where is this? You, who are you? Why am I here?

(On a ponytail bus, cover a lot of eyes from behind)

Toto: Who?

Ponytail: Guess!

Toto: I don't think I know you!

Mawei: I don't know you yet! So you hide here alone, and people are looking for you everywhere.

Toto: You, looking for me?

Mawei: I miss you!

Toto: Do I look a bit like your friend?

Ponytail: Not a little, but very, exactly the same!

Toto: That's strange. Can you help me think about it? (Ma nods) I'm not a student in this school.

Ma Wei: Me neither. I will come as soon as I pass the exam!

Toto: You are, but I'm not. I seem to have come by truck.

Ponytail: It's still the dirty and broken one, all the way dusty, all the way eager, with a wandering heart, and one more.

The car bumped potatoes.

Toto: I just want to look around here.

Mawei: Because this is your dream paradise!

Toto: Heaven?

Horsetail: Heaven!

Toto: Yes, but I don't remember if there are any potatoes.

Ma Wei: OK, stop fooling around. I'm hungry.

Toto: Then eat more in the canteen.

Mawei: canteen? Want to default? Didn't we agree to eat in a restaurant today? I want to eat fish with Chinese sauerkraut, tofu fish and black rice today.

Steamed fish, sweet and sour mandarin fish, sweet and sour hairtail, braised carp. ...

Toto: Stop, stop! (takes out his wallet and takes out a few cents) Here, that's all I have.

Mawei: What's the matter, don't you like me?

Toto: No, I'm not Toto. I came by truck.

Mawei: You ... you want to dump me, don't you? I'm not a lot. What a beautiful story. Well, you don't have to kick me out, I'll do it myself.

Let's go

(Dismount, chase more, Wu stops with more stress)

Wu stressed: You are a good boy. Everyone is looking for you everywhere. You are free, you say. ...

Toto: And you are?

Wu Li: You don't even know me. My name is Wu.

Toto: Oh-Wu, hello, goodbye!

Wu stressed: when you come back, we will talk about it later. Ah, the performance is about to start. Let's go. You're leaving.

!

Toto: Me, not Toto!

Director: (I) Toto, you can come back! Everyone must memorize it, and the performance will begin soon! Lights? Sound? Okay, everybody.

Ladies and gentlemen, the drama Diary of Duo Duo is about to start. Before the performance, I want to introduce the actors: the first one, ponytail.

Ba-sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and feeling ashamed of flowers.

Horsetail: It is the gentleness of bowing, just like a shy lotus.

Director: Second, there are many leading men.

Duoduo: I'm not Duoduo!

Director: (Interrupted) Handsome, young and mature.

Toto: The night gave me two black eyes, but I used them to look for light.

Moderator: Secondly, Wu stressed that his characteristics are ...

Wu stressed: without characteristics, I can only exist, just like a grain of dust.

Pot-bellied: Hello, everyone, I'm pot-bellied. The belly is as big as a ball, and it's full of-hey hey, I won't tell you.

Director: Finally, the soul of this play has made a grand appearance, that is, I, the director, and my greatest feature is …

Everyone: obscene!

Director: (Helpless) Ok, let's officially start the performance.

(Dark field, director chasing light) On Wednesday, March 6th, there may be a light snow in the underworld. Some people say that everyone has their own love.

Patron saint (next, all the lights are on. The stress of big belly and Wu is followed by duo duo and ponytail respectively)

Pot-bellied: I am right behind you, but you can't see me.

Wu stressed: I have been following you, you can't see me.

Ma Wei: Another boring evening study.

Toto: I'm walking alone on the road, listening to the waves and looking at the starry sky, but my heart is still bitter and lonely.

Ponytail: It's spring everywhere, but my heart is still cold.

Thomas: Until that moment.

Toto: Do you want to fall in love?

Ponytail: Yes.

After tango, they formed a phalanx. )

Director: (suddenly appears) Oh, what's the matter? Hurry up and develop the plot!

Wu, Da: (Sprinkle snow on them, hide the scene, chase bare horses and many others)

Mawei: It's snowing.

Toto: The snow has stopped.

Director: Since then, the two have been very in love and inseparable.

Mawei: Look how big the moon is today!

Toto: How round the moon is today!

Ponytail: The moon is really bright today!

Toto: The moon is so yellow today, like a pancake.

Mawei: Did you eat pancakes this morning?

Toto: No, I ate sesame seeds cake.

Mawei: No, you ate pancakes. Because I eat pancakes, you also eat pancakes. ...

Toto: What are these? (Runaway, Shine, Director)

Director: A lot! This is your own diary!

Wu stressed: Yes.

Horsetail: mental derangement.

Director: OK, OK, arrange the next scene. Tuesday, April 17, sunny. Let's start the class and call the roll! and

Shang Jia (Wu knocks wooden fish), Xiao nun (Ma knocks wooden fish), monk B (knocks wooden fish more), monk C (Ma,

Knock more wooden fish together), monk Ding (snoring with a big belly), monk Ding? Monk Ding! (Wake up with a big belly and knock the gong) Open it below.

At the beginning of the class, there used to be a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. There is an old monk and a young monk telling a story. they

What is it about? Once upon a time there was a mountain! Monk Jia, let's have a competition!

(Wu accent, ponytail, Duoduo and Dadu have different expressions)

Director: You, you are so smart! I have expressed all my meaning. It's really an example.

Third, analogy can be bypassed. ...

(Totten stands up and leaves)

Big belly: Toto, you are still playing!

Toto: I'm not Toto. I came by truck.

Director: (rushing up) Toto, you ... you are a genius! Everybody come with me!

Man: I'm not a lot. I came by truck. (Repeat three times) (Dark field)

Director: The Diary of Duo Duo, Act III, Saturday, April 29th. I had a very strange dream today, a dream.

Look, I'm in a dark forest ... (Down, lights on)

Mawei: Toto, you are under arrest!

Toto: What, what crime have I committed? Why did you arrest me?

Ma Wei: You can keep silent, but anything you say may be used as evidence in court.

Toto: I know my rights.

Wu Li: The ethics court of Duoduo Diary is now in session. Is the jury here?

Director: Let's begin.

Wu Li: This is an audition for the leading actor "Diary of a Lot". You should solemnly swear everything you offer in court.

His testimony will be the truth, the whole truth, only the truth.

Toto: I swear.

Ma Wei: Your Honor, I request the patron saint of the defendant to attend the trial.

Toto: I object. I don't have a patron saint at all.

Big belly: (jumping out) I told you, I'm right behind you, but you can't see me.

Wu Li: Overruled. Please continue.

Mawei: Thank you. State your name, age and occupation clearly.

Toto: My name is not Toto. I'm under 22 years old. I am not a student. I came by truck.

Horsetail: Why can't rockets hit the stars in the sky?

Toto: I object. Doesn't matter.

Ma Wei: Your honor, this involves the measurement of the defendant's IQ and is directly related to this case.

Wu Li: Overruled. The defendant must answer.

Toto: Because the stars are too high.

Pot-bellied: No, because the stars will flash, left and right.

Ma Wei: How long have you been studying?

Toto: About fifteen or sixteen years.

Ma Wei: How long will you study?

Toto: Five or six years is enough.

Big belly: not enough, not enough, never too old to learn.

Mawei: What did you want to be when you were a child?

Toto: Become a scientist.

Mawei: What do you want to do now?

Big belly: big money.

Mawei: Why?

Toto: Isn't it time to turn knowledge into economy?

Mawei: How much do you need?

Toto: Needless to say, of course, the more the better.

Mawei: How many friends do you need?

Big belly: The less, the better.

Toto: You shut up.

Pot-bellied: Haha, you finally realize my existence.

Toto: You ... you (the two of them are fighting)

Wu Li: Quiet, quiet, please keep the court in order! You can continue.

Mawei: Who do you love best?

Big belly: Chairman Mao is still my mother.

Toto: My God is myself.

Ponytail: Your birthday?

Toto: July 1.

Ponytail: Your girlfriend's birthday?

Duoduo:165438+1October 10?

Ponytail: Your mother's birthday?

Duoduo: ...

Big belly: August 1!

Toto: How do you know?

Big belly: when you are in love.

Ponytail: What are your three favorite letters?

Toto: G, R, E, I yearn for America.

Big belly: America, I am the patron saint from America.

Ponytail: (pointing to the big belly) Who is he?

Toto: He is a part of my spiritual field.

Ponytail: Why is he standing while you are sitting?

Toto: Because he can't sit down!

Ma Wei: Do you like football?

Toto: I like it.

Ma Wei: Do you like China football?

Toto: Except for fake matches and black whistle.

Ma Wei: What should I do if China loses the football?

Toto: I dropped my bottle and stool.

Mawei: What do you think before you do something?

Toto: What other people think.

Mawei: What do you think after doing something?

Big belly: whatever they think.

Mawei: What do you think about every morning?

Toto: I want to be a good person today.

Mawei: What do you think about every night?

Pot-bellied: Never treat yourself as a person.

Mawei: What were you thinking when you were eating? What do you think in class? What were you thinking in the shower? What are you thinking when you sleep?

Toto: I protest, this is purely personal!

Mawei: I have no more questions.

Wu stressed: Has the jury reached a verdict?

Director: Yes, the defendant was found guilty, drifting with the tide, indifferent and selfish.

The charges of worshipping foreign things and wasting time are all established!

Toto: Enough, enough, stop reading! I'm not a lot. I came by truck. I just came here.

Take a look, this is my dream paradise. No, this is not heaven. This diary is not mine either, but yours.

One of you, he is sitting among you, watching what you do every day. Do not make progress, admire

Vanity, pleasure-seeking, irresponsibility, (everyone is busy, too many cooks will bring down a lot) you ... you. ...

Only the director was left in the darkness, smiling at everyone. Suddenly a book fell in the air and the director picked it up. )

Director: This is Duoduo Diary. Are you clear?

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