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I bought a basket of eggs, which turned into chickens when I came back;
I bought a mat, which turned into an electric blanket when I came back;
A table of mahjong became mushy before it was even warm;
I met a stranger on the road, looked at each other and smiled, and we became familiar with it
It’s very hot these days, and several netizens are chatting in the QQ group Talk about the weather.
Person A said: It’s too hot here, it’s killing cicadas.
Person B said: It’s very hot here too, and walking feels like my feet are being heated on a teppanyaki.
C said: The heat here is so hot that not only people can’t stand it, but the sunflowers don’t even dare to raise their heads.
When the weather is hot, I will give you popsicles and love in the coolness; when the weather is cold, I will give you a stove and love in the warmth; when you are sick, I will give you pills and love in the care; when you are lonely, I miss you. Yes, love is in my thoughts. Love you for a long time, love you for a long time.
Don’t forget to drink porridge when it’s hot, you won’t feel uncomfortable in the dog days; mung bean porridge relieves troubles and quenches thirst, lotus seed porridge is refreshing and clears fire; red beans and jujubes promote blood circulation and replenish qi, banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; porridge should not be eaten too much Salty, easy to drink through the summer.
Wuhan used to be one of the three major furnaces, but it is no longer the case because Wuhan has been upgraded to a boiler.
The weather is so hot that I can’t even buy raw eggs; I bought a mat yesterday and changed it to an electric blanket when I slept; the car caught on fire without having to ignite it; I just met a stranger on the road. I looked at it and smiled, it was cooked; the table was too hot, and when I served it, it was burnt.
The high temperature has not subsided recently, and I suffer from the heat every day. Pay attention to cherishing yourself, don’t work too hard, eat more fruits during the day, go to bed calmly at night, don’t be anxious or angry when something happens, nourishing the heart and lungs is precious, you I know you are a good friend, the above reminder is free! Funny jokes about hot weather
1. The summer is hot, and the mood is really wonderful; you can see your hot body, so you can run around in your underpants; when it is hot, stuff an ice cream, and take a bubble in the bath Soak; chew watermelon and cantaloupe, use sweat as hairspray. Put your worries aside and be happy and carefree.
2. I saw a dollar on the road today. I thought about it for a long time but still didn’t pick it up for fear of burning myself! ! !
3. Why do so many people say it’s hot? . . Actually it's not bad. . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If it doesn't work, just give it to the one you like
4. "Are I familiar with you?" "Well, it's almost time" the two of them said while standing in the sun!
5. Ways to relieve the heat with thoughts: Imagine that you are hit by an ice palm and the ice suddenly melts; or imagine that you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg hits and you fall into the cold and biting sea water; Why don't you try watching another ghost movie? I wish you a clear mind!
6. I will give you 50,000 yuan, 10,000 yuan for health, 10,000 happiness, 10,000 peace, 10,000 good luck, 10,000 happiness, and 1*** 50,000 red bricks. Hehe, build a beautiful castle yourself! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
7. Recently I saw someone saying that if a girl who is energy conservation cools down once, the man will heat up by one degree. However, no matter how cool a girl who looks very safe is, the man will only cool down but not heat up
8. I just kicked a kid away on the bus and a group of people applauded. Why? The naughty child is singing: "It's enough to sow one seed one by one, and many, many, many, many, many, many, lows will grow. The sun will be extremely bright in every corner of the world.
9. An immortal childlike heart will reap happiness; a Endless faith will reap success; a healthy body will reap peace; a friend who will always care about you will reap happiness. My friend, I send you my deepest blessings and harvest sweet happiness! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
10. Last night, my weird wife suddenly said to me: Your Majesty, I have something to ask of you! But it doesn’t matter. Please put me in the cold palace. I can't stand it anymore. It's so damn hot today! Me
11. Barefoot Immortal: It’s impossible to wear shoes now. Your feet will be burned wherever you go. Funny jokes about hot weather
12. Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai have entered the central heating period, but the time difference is half a year.
13. Let me tell you a few ways to quickly relieve the heat: in addition to looking in the mirror, checking the bank card balance, pinching your belly, and checking the QQ invisible status of your sweetheart. Does your heart feel cold now?
14. My friend went out to meet clients and complained to me on QQ.
I felt distressed when I heard that, so I immediately got up, walked a few steps, and called him: You must be too hot! I'm standing next to the air conditioner now. Listen, this is the sound of cold wind at 20 degrees Celsius.
15. Dou E was ordered to be executed in the street. Before the execution, the weather in June and July turned out to be cold and windy, with snowflakes falling. The people who were watching were stunned, and then they all knelt at the feet of the executioner. Sir, please show mercy. The people kowtowed and cried bitterly. Can you take her back and kill her again tomorrow? It's so cool.
16. There is a hot season called summer, a warm word is sweet, an ancient story is magical, and a girl I love deeply is you. The cool summer breeze blows, and I will love you forever!
17. In the hot summer, I asked Sister Caterpillar to bring you a few intimate kisses, and I asked Aunt Mosquito to sing a lullaby for you every night. Don’t be polite to me, and Better gifts are prepared for you!
18. Every wave of life has a halo of happiness; every step of life has a wonderful moment; every color of life has a gorgeous chapter; every friend’s love A greeting expresses profound friendship. My friend, I hope you are well and always happy! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
19. Principal, open the door. If you have the ability, open the door! Don't hide in there and keep silent, I know your house has air conditioning! Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door!
20. It is said that Wuhan is like a furnace in summer. After going there, I really experienced the taste of hot dry noodles.
21. If this high temperature continues, to be honest, I am particularly optimistic about this year’s military training. . Thinking of this, my heart immediately felt a lot cooler. . .
22. Yue Lao: Nowadays, when looking for a partner, it is necessary to look at the zodiac sign. No matter it is hot or cold, always look for an Aquarius to quench your thirst.
23. Jade Emperor: Tianting has mastered the core technology and will soon install a giant central air conditioner in the Lingxiao Palace.
24. It takes a wild goose one month to fly south in autumn, but it takes two months to fly back north in summer. Do you know why? Because the summer is hot, it has to use one wing to fan the wind. I wish you a cool summer!
25. It’s so hot that I get tanned. If I don’t go out at home every day, I will turn white! Great, we can finally have a mixed-race child
26. A person died, this person’s name was Re. Funny sentences
27. Here are the top ten summer resorts around Chongqing: 1. Air-conditioned rooms. 2. Air-conditioned room. 3. Air-conditioned room. 4. Air-conditioned room. 5. Air-conditioned room. 6. Air-conditioned room. 7. Air-conditioned room. 8.
28. Now I find that "stay cool wherever you can" is really not a curse word. It is definitely the most sincere care and the most hidden love.
29. There are a lot of liars on the street now. You should be careful when you go out in the future. There was a person on the street today who kept saying it was too hot, it was too hot. I followed him for three streets and he was still alive.
30. Summer is the season of fruits. I will send you a basket of fruits: the apples are safe and prosperous, the oranges are auspicious, the apricots are happy, the persimmons are smooth, the nuclear family is happy, and the plums are troubled!
31. The Queen Mother: I think it would be better to change the Peach Banquet to the Water Splashing Festival so that everyone can cool off.
32. The founder of the Huolu Sect: Turpan; the current leader: Chongqing; the guardians on the left and right: Nanjing, Wuhan; the uncle: Nanchang; the senior brother: Changsha; the junior sister: Hangzhou. Existing disciples: Zhengzhou, Shanghai, Fuzhou, Xi'an, Hefei, etc. Among them, disciple Zhengzhou is the most popular with the leader. Although he is located in the north, he is diligent in martial arts and can cross 38°C. He is a candidate for the next leader. people.
33. Time makes friendship warm; years make friendship ferment; memory makes beauty freeze; longing makes thoughts wander; friends make the heart warm; greetings make wishes come true.
My friend, I just wish you peace every day and happiness forever! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
34. When I put the coin into the wish pool, a lovely elf asked me what wish I wanted. I said to him: Please help me take good care of this person who reads the message. Never be depressed. Be happy. Always happy and happy! It’s hot, take care of yourself!
35. I generally don’t send messages. If I do, I only send creative ones! In the past, clichés were laughed at, but now we have to work hard to be high-profile, say it without fear of being praised, and be simple but not simple: pay attention to preventing heatstroke when the weather is hot.
36. Pack happiness into your bag, so that you can fully enjoy it all the time; lock happiness into your heart, so that you can feel the beauty bit by bit; fold wishes into your hands, and let You always control the brilliance of your destiny; my friend, I wish your life will be radiant and wonderful! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
37. I am your weather forecast. When it’s hot, I keep you cool. When it’s cold, I keep you warm. Just because you are my best friend and your concern is always with me. By my side, I wish you peace and happiness!
38. White Dragon Horse: The little dragon man in the sea in the past is now so sunburned that he almost loses his soul. On the way to the Buddhist scriptures, my hooves are facing west, and everything I look at looks like a drinking fountain.
39. I almost died from the sun. The sun is so warm. Didn’t your mother call you home for dinner?
40. In leap year and leap April, I send you a lot of blessings, may your happiness double, and your good luck double; I send you a lot more greetings, may your troubles double, and your bad luck double. Escape; send one more text message, I hope your mood will be twice as good and your life will be twice as wonderful. I wish you good things in pairs and a prosperous house. The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
41. It is said that the ten suns will appear together and cause harm to the people. The Emperor of Heaven sent Yi, who was good at archery, to come down to earth to relieve the disaster. On the 9th, Yi shot and fell into Anhui, Chongqing, Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Hunan, Guangdong, Jiangxi, Fujian, and Shanghai respectively, resulting in today's situation!
42. The weather is so hot, go and bring the fan to your father and the others. How many to take? Hey! You damn girl! If you don’t want to take it, don’t take it! You're looking for death by talking dirty! !
43. Don’t forget to drink porridge when it’s hot, you won’t feel uncomfortable in the dog days; mung bean porridge can relieve troubles and quench thirst, lotus seed porridge can relieve the heart and clear away fire; red bean and jujube can activate blood circulation and replenish qi, and banana porridge can clear away heat and detoxify; porridge It should not be too salty and can be enjoyed easily through the summer.
44. Taishang Laojun: I can't bear this day's innocence. I have to change the alchemy furnace into an ice cream machine.
45. Nuwa: I really regret it. Why didn’t I cover the sun when I patched the sky last time?
46. In the scorching hot summer, I hope my text messages will drive away your heat as cool breeze. Remember not to be too busy at work, not to overeat when eating, and not to go to bed too late every night. Pay more attention. Be healthy and happy! Funny jokes about hot weather
1. I am your weather forecast. When it is hot, I will keep you cool. When it is cold, I will keep you warm. Just because you are my best friend and your concern You are always by my side. I wish you peace and happiness!
2. If you ask where you can get the coolness in your bed, sell the dormitory and buy an air conditioner! Since ancient times, who has not been hot in life, sell the dormitory and buy an air conditioner! 10 It’s so hot every year, I’ll sell my co-owner and buy an air conditioner! I’ve been passionate since ancient times and there’s no spare heat, so I’ll sell my co-owner and buy an air conditioner! If we’re in love for a long time, we’ll sell our co-owner and buy an air conditioner! If you don’t see me, a cool feeling comes from the sky, so I’ll sell my house. If you want to grow up, buy an air conditioner! I’m chatting about the teenage fever, selling the owner, buying an air conditioner!
3. Fujian is rated as the province with the lowest laugh rate in the country, just because the local people are unanimously happy in the face of the scorching sun. Phew: I am so happy (hot) to death...
4. What is the minimum criterion for being a friend with you? - It must be a human being.
5. One day a rabbit unfortunately fell into a box and came out turned into a duck. Do you know the reason? Because there is a transformer in the box...
6. I bought an egg and turned into a chicken! I bought a mat and turned into an electric blanket! The car didn't ignite and caught on fire! When I met a stranger, We looked at each other and smiled, and we became acquainted! The table was too hot, and the mahjong was blurred just after the numbers were set! It’s hot, so pay attention to preventing heatstroke!
7. The summer is hot, and the mood is really wonderful; you can see your hot body, and you can wear pants casually Run; stuff an ice cream when it's hot, make bubbles pop up in the bath; chew watermelon and cantaloupe, use sweat as hairspray. Put your worries aside and be happy and carefree.
8. As soon as I got to work, I received a text message on my mobile phone, reminding me that it was very hot today and I should pay attention to prevent heatstroke.
9. The hot setting sun outside the window shines on the vast grassland, but no human beings can be seen, making people feel that they have entered a primitive zone.
10. When taking the bus in summer, I hate those people who wear short skirts and cross their legs to expose their lace panties. Whenever I see these people, I will keep staring at them with my angry eyes to show that I am angry!
11. This year is a leap year, April will be blessed, and April will be added, happiness will increase. Smiling face, health increases physical fitness, good luck increases happy events, friendship increases mood, salary increases financial resources, and love increases warmth. In the leap year, I wish you more laughter and happiness. The weather is changing, please pay attention to your health!
12. The high temperature has not subsided recently, and you suffer from the heat every day. Pay attention to cherishing yourself, don’t work too hard, eat more fruits during the day, go to bed calmly at night, and don’t rush when things happen. Fire is precious. It nourishes the heart and protects the lungs. You and I are close friends. The above reminder is free!
13. Sitting in a dark room without electricity in such weather, touching the straw mat under me, I suddenly understood. Xiaolongbao mood.
14. Jade Emperor: Tianting has mastered the core technology and will soon install a giant central air conditioner in the Lingxiao Palace.
15. Lan Caihe: I want to get some water to take a shower, but I always get nothing from the bamboo basket.
16. Principal, open the door. If you have the ability, open the door! Don't hide in there and keep silent, I know your house has air conditioning! Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door!
17. I just kicked a child away on the bus, and a group of people applauded. Why? The naughty child is singing "It's enough to sow one seed at a time, and many, many, many low suns will grow... Every corner of the world is extremely bright"
18. Buy a mat and become a child after sleeping Electric blanket!
19. Before I had time to touch the flowers, I was plucked out.
20. The Queen Mother: I think it is better to change the peach feast to During the Water Splashing Festival, let everyone cool off.
21. One day I received an inexplicable message: "Let's break up and don't contact us again." I guess it was a lovelorn person who sent the wrong message, so I replied out of good intentions. The message: "You sent the wrong message, I don't know you." After a while, I received another message: "You are cruel enough to pretend that you don't know you so quickly, okay, I'm blind."
< p> 22. In the current weather, you can make instant noodles directly with tap water!23. Starting now, in the next period of time, there will be a person with the highest number of deaths, and people will be killed all the time. Announcing his death, his name was "Hot"!
24. The stone tables and chairs in the park were burned hot by the sun, and the paint on the pillars in the pavilion was also burned. It melted and gave off an unpleasant paint smell.
Twenty-five, Nezha: Step on the wind and fire in turn, step on the fire wheel in cold weather, and step on the wind wheel in hot weather.
26. Today I spent 150 yuan to get a very abstract haircut. After returning to the dormitory, I was strongly criticized by several roommates! At this time, a classmate who had been silent for a long time concluded: "This hairstyle is very cost-effective! It only cost one hundred and fifty, and I got a haircut of two hundred and fifty."
Twenty-seven, "The weather is so hot, you go Give the fans to your father and the others. "Hey, you damn girl! You're going to die if you don't take it!"
8. A certain man and his girlfriend had a showdown, and the woman said: Give me a reason to break up. Man: We are not suitable. Woman: Where is the inappropriateness? Male: Inappropriate gender.
29. The sun shines on you, and the darkness stays away from you; the smile blooms on you, and troubles ignore you; the mood is happy with you, and loneliness does not find you; happiness surrounds you, and tiredness does not bother you.
I wish you a regular life and good health every day! The weather changes, so pay attention to your health!
Thirty. A wild goose takes one month to fly south in autumn, but flies from south in summer. It takes 2 months to return to the north. Do you know why? ...Because the summer is hot, it has to use one wing to fan the wind', I wish you a cool summer!
31. In the hot summer, I asked my caterpillar sister to bring you a few intimate kisses , I ask Aunt Mosquito to sing a lullaby for you every night, don’t be polite to me, there are better gifts prepared for you!
Thirty-two, gently, the wind is blowing; moist, friendship is nourishing; gorgeous, flowers are blooming; thick, friendship is sublimating; true, thoughts Flying; warm, friends are greeting: May you be happy and carefree! The weather is changing, please pay attention to your health!
Thirty-three, I almost died from the sun, this sun is so warm, you Mom didn't call you home for dinner?
On the night of the 34th, my daughter anxiously called her mother: "Mom! He hasn't come back yet, so there must be another woman!" The mother comforted her softly: "Silly boy, be good and don't do anything bad. I thought, maybe there was a car accident! ”
35. The thoughts of spring, the love of summer, the blessings of autumn, and the wishes of winter. The encounter in this life brings happiness every day; the love in this life, I will love you forever; the vows in this life will not change, and may our love last forever. Jokes about hot weather
1. The little puppet got a girlfriend and was full of joy. Unexpectedly, a few days later, my girlfriend suddenly said: Little puppet, I don’t want to have sex with you anymore. It hurts every time I get poked by sawdust! The sad little puppet went to the carpenter to find a solution. The carpenter said to him: This is simple, you just need to polish it with sandpaper. A few days later, the civilized wordsmith asked: Have you reconciled with your girlfriend? The little puppet replied: Who needs a girlfriend when you have that piece of sandpaper?
2. The weather is so hot that I have less urine!
3. In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on a date is a close friend of life and death!
4. The charm of summer wind brings you good luck, the sound of summer rain wishes you a good body and mind, the beauty of summer flowers, and long-lasting happiness. The hot summer is here, I wish you a happy summer! Remember to forward it!
5. Don’t forget to drink porridge when the weather is hot, it will not make you feel uncomfortable in the hot weather; mung bean porridge can relieve troubles and quench thirst, and lotus seed porridge can relieve the heart and clear the fire; Red beans and jujubes promote blood circulation and replenish qi, while banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; the porridge should not be too salty, so you can drink it easily to survive the summer.
6. Nuwa: I really regret it. Why didn’t I cover the sun when I patched the sky last time?
7. It was too hot last night and I really couldn’t sleep. Liz suggested getting up and doing some activities, so the dormitory got up collectively to fight the landlord, and the losers got dressed. . . Alas, it was all tears. . . . . A total of 4 down jackets. . .
8. The weather is very hot. The sun has just risen and the sky is already burning.
9. When my cousin got married, he used Coca-Cola for drinks...while drinking it, my wife and I hugged each other and cried...all the guests were moved to the point of bursting into laughter...only I knew that I secretly put it in his Coca-Cola. Mustard hides merit and fame
10. It is said that Wuhan is like a furnace in summer, and I really experienced the taste of "hot dry noodles" after I went there.
11. Spring thoughts, summer love, autumn blessings, and winter wishes. The encounter in this life brings happiness every day; the love in this life, I will love you forever; the vows in this life will not change, and may our love last forever.
12. Let me tell you a few ways to quickly relieve the heat: in addition to looking in the mirror, checking the bank card balance, pinching your belly, and checking the QQ invisible status of your sweetheart. Does your heart feel cold now?
13. This text message has gone through strong light radiation, scorching sun, strong winds, lightning strikes, mosquito bites, and rain washes, and finally arrived at your mobile phone, saying to you: In the hot summer, be careful to prevent heatstroke. .
The weather is changing, please pay attention to your health!
14. On the bus when I went to work in the morning, I found that several people around me were looking at me strangely. I ignored their eyes and expressions with a very determined attitude. Pointing and poking and whispering, the brother's only idea at this time was to get a copycat machine and play a soul-stirring song "Over the Moon" for them. Finally, an old lady pointed at the little brother with a trembling voice and said: Children, Are your clothes on inside out? Brother lowered his head and saw that he had worn the inner side of his T-shirt to the outside. Only then did he realize that the strange looks they were giving were just for looking at 2B. I thought how could I, a tall and dignified man, bear such looks from these common people, so I immediately made a shocking decision, taking off my clothes in front of everyone, turning them over and putting them back on again. I had just taken off my clothes. I noticed that everyone's eyes had changed again. How can I describe it to you? For example, just now they were looking at 2B in a subtle way, but now they were looking at SB in a naked and unsubtle way. Yep, I gave these vulgar people a look of disdain, then lowered my head to rummage through my clothes. With this bow, I finally understood why the eyes of these vulgar people were so lively. It turns out that the bra my wife painted on me last night was still there. I can still remember it vividly... Then, my head suddenly became empty, and there was only one sound left in my ears: the sound of horse hoofs rising, the sound of horse hoofs falling, Ouye, Ouye...
Fifteen, "I and I Are you familiar?" "Well, it's almost time." The two of them stood in the sun and said!
16. Confess your love to the person you like. If the person you like rejects you, your heart will become cold! It will no longer be hot!
17. Wash Wash your face, comb your hair, apply some rouge and some powder to catch up on the "Saturday Day".
18. I suddenly remembered that a classmate in junior high school was really a god. This god often didn’t wash his hands for several days, and his hands were black. Oh my god. One day, the teacher informed me that all aspects of hygiene, including personal hygiene, should be checked the next day. The next morning, as usual, this guy still didn’t wash himself before going to class. When I was trying to save him, I saw this guy borrowing a roll of transparent tape from the classmate in front of him. The magnets wrapped around my hands and I pressed them tightly, then pulled them apart again... My hands turned white! White! White!
19. Don’t ask me how old I am, just ask me how mature I am!
20. Don’t argue with a fool, otherwise others will not be able to figure out who the fool is.
21. It’s so hot that I can’t even think. I need to find a place to cool down.
22. Now I realize that "Wherever you can go to cool off" is really not a curse word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the most hidden love.
23. The hot summer is unbearable. Let me teach you a magic formula to relieve the heat: when the sun is in the sky at noon, exercise vigorously in an open space without any obstruction. Once you suffer from heat stroke, you can relieve the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison. , Use "summer" to attack "summer".
24. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer is contracted by the Flame Mountain!
25. An immortal childlike heart will gain Happiness; an everlasting faith will reap success; a healthy body will reap peace; a friend who will always care about you will reap happiness. My friend, I send you my deepest blessings and harvest sweet happiness! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
26. How often should you take a bath in winter? - Take a bath in winter. . .
27. Yesterday afternoon, high temperature weather occurred in Lanzhou, Gansu. A few hours after a young man went shopping with his girlfriend, he suddenly fainted and fell to the ground unconscious. The girlfriend was frightened and quickly dialed 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heat stroke.
Twenty-eight, He Xiangu: I don’t apply sunscreen lotion, I only wear sunscreen leaves, lotus root leaves (Oye)!
Twenty-nine, I will give you a piece of Saqima, Happiness will use you as a target; give you a piece of soft bread, and your troubles will disappear; give you a glass of orange, happiness will knock on the door every day; give you a glass of wine, and good luck will be your watchdog!
< p> Thirty. I just want to turn around gracefully, but unexpectedly I hit the wall!Thirty-one. Protect yourself and love others. Please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people~
Thirty-two. White Dragon Horse : The little dragon people who used to be in the sea are now so sunburned that they almost die from the sun. On the way to the Buddhist scriptures, my hooves are facing west, and everything I look at looks like a drinking fountain.
Thirty-three, summer is here, the weather is hot, and there are more girls, with white thighs! But although the girls nowadays are dressed more dangerously than the last, they are safer than the last...
Thirty-four. I don’t usually send messages. If I do, I only send creative ones! In the past, people laughed at clichés, but now I have to work hard to be high-profile, and I won’t be afraid of you saying it out loud. Simple but not simple: Be careful to prevent heatstroke when the weather is hot.
Thirty-five, I suddenly feel a little sad: the big trees and ponds for cooling off when I was a child seem to be getting fewer and fewer. How do you spend such a hot summer? Are you willing to go back to the days when there is no air conditioning, only fans, shades and mosquito nets?
Thirty-six. The table is too hot, and the mahjong has just been laid out. Confused.
Thirty-seven. This weather is like an oven. I really can’t stand it and it’s almost cooked.
38. Friends in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you requested 8 months ago has finally been realized!
39. Recently I saw someone saying that energy conservation Once a girl cools down, the man will heat up. But no matter how cool the girl is, the man will only cool down and not heat up
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