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1. I didn't know until I arrived in Japan that people who refuse to accept debts are sometimes very polite.

2, the tour guide is happy, the tour guide is happy, and he is knowledgeable! The tour guide is cool, the tour guide is cool, and I care about the Internet!

3. When I arrived in Spain, I knew that I could laugh when I was arched into the sky by a cow.

4. Believe that people believe in the Party and that tour guides are not fooled.

5. A tour guide should have a mother-in-law's mouth and a mother's heart, and learn from A Qing's wife when treating guests: smile when you meet, and don't think much afterwards; All the guests came with one mouth. Tea gets cold when people leave.

6, a center: travel is centered on happiness; Two basic points: be a little confused and smart;

7. Go to Beijing to see the capital, and Zhangjiajie is pleasing to the eye. It's a pity that you didn't come to Zhangjiajie until you reached the Great Wall.

8. Guangdong tour guides praise food, and Yunnan tour guides praise jade; Shanghai tour guides have many elders, and Sichuan tour guides are not afraid of fatigue.

9. When I arrived in Korea, I realized that an ugly woman can drive a man crazy.

10, I didn't know until Greece that the charming place was actually a dilapidated temple;

1 1. I didn't know until I got to China that it was nice to have only one child.

12, I arrived in South Africa, only to know that I would be kissed by AIDS at any time;

13, only in Switzerland did I know that opening a bank account without100000 would be laughed at;

14, many tourists are like this: get on the bus to sleep, get off the bus to pee, take pictures of scenic spots, and go home without knowing anything;

15, eat more vegetables, drink less, listen to your wife and follow the guide.

16, new and old tour guides, well trained; Quality service, increase income.

17, arrived in the United States, only to know that no matter who, will be shot in chaos;

18, the guide is angry, the guide is angry, and the driver can't control it! The tour guide is in a hurry, the tour guide is in a hurry, and he is afraid of uneven traffic jams!

19, I didn't know why some people didn't want to return to the embrace of the motherland until Yugoslavia;

20. Only when I arrived in Austria did I know that a beggar could play a minor.

2 1, I didn't know until Denmark that writing a fairy tale can actually be done without a draft;

I didn't know what a proud man I was until I came to Arabia.

23, to the Sahara, just know the importance of saving water;

24. Don't care about things when you are away from home. Don't compare what you bought. Go back to your room and have a good sleep at night.

25. When I arrived in Singapore, I didn't know why I had to ask others for water from all directions.

26, excited heart, trembling hands, pick up the microphone, I want to be ugly, whoever does not applaud, will be ugly;

27. When I arrived in Argentina, I realized that not knowing football would make people faint.

28. When I arrived in Chile, I realized that it was difficult for the train to turn a corner in China.

29. Look at the world and join in tourism; Making friends is fun.

30. Without knowledge, you can't live without common sense, and without common sense, you can't live without knowledge;

3 1, crossing Tianjin to close the wharf; Hiking and watching the sea source; Visit the Buddha's head in Tibet; Ancient capital Nanjing Guanshi;

32. I didn't know until I arrived in Italy that I could eat pizza every day without getting pustules.

33. Drunk tour of Shanghai to see people's heads; Don't forget the girls in Hangzhou.

34. Tourism depends entirely on guided tours.

35. Go to Guangzhou to see the front of the car; Fly to Guilin to watch the mountain; Go to the west bank to see the tomb; Visit Beijing to see the Great Wall;

36. When I arrived in Canada, I found that there were fewer people in places bigger than China.

37. When the motor rings, the beautiful scenery is shared; Wheel movement, safe transfer;

38. The beauty of the motherland depends on the mouth of the tour guide.

39, the tour guide is bitter, the tour guide is bitter, and frostbite in winter is heatstroke! The tour guide is tired, the tour guide is tired, get up the earliest and go to bed the latest!

40. Get up early every day and read a few pages with a bottom; Knowledgeable, not afraid of competition, strive to be the general manager.

4 1, when I arrived at the Vatican, I realized that birds that can shoot anywhere in its territory can hit Rome;

42, the tour guide is afraid, the tour guide is afraid, and it's embarrassing all the way! Don't worry, tour guides should worry, frequent changes are worrying!

43. Follow the tour guide, eat and drink, ask what will happen, and walk without fatigue;

44. Shanghai at night, Chongqing in fog, Beijing in autumn and Guilin in rain.

45. When I arrived in Thailand, I realized that when I saw my beautiful sister, don't panic, but hug.

46. When I arrived in India, I realized that no matter how valuable people are, they have to make way for cows.

47. Only in Panama did I realize that a river also represents the importance of sovereignty.

48. I have traveled all over Africa and realized that cannibalism is sometimes inevitable.

50. When I arrived in Brazil, I realized that there was no need to be ashamed of wearing very few clothes.

5 1, only when I arrived in Hong Kong did I know that the stars were wearing masks;

52. Xinjiang tour guides sing sweet songs, while Guilin tour guides say mountains and rivers; Xi's tour guide opened his mouth and Beijing's tour guide broke his leg.

The jingle of Zhoukou tourist attractions

One day, three rich people in the city decided to take a trip to the seaside.

The three of them are ready for everything. On their first day at sea, a typhoon blew them to an island where barbarians lived. The three of them were caught by the barbarians.

The savage leader said, "You three go and get the 10 fruit now, and we won't eat you." After that, they left. After a while, the first man brought back 10 coconuts. The savage saw him and said, "If you can't laugh when you eat these coconuts, I won't kill you." He ate and ate, but he didn't finish it. He was killed by a savage.

After a while, the second man came. He got 10 strawberries, and the barbarian let him eat them. When he ate the ninth, he was killed laughing.

Later, the first man and the second man met in heaven. The first man asked the second man, "You are almost finished, why are you laughing?" The second man said, "Because I saw the third man holding 10 wax gourd."

The trip was so smooth.

1, join the group, suffer hardships and be tired all day.

Debugging information must be in place.

Three meals a day is not the right time.

Big business, repeated meetings

On duty on holidays.

I dare not leave my position for a moment.

Various reports make people collapse.

Accompany customers to get drunk

Customers always think the price is too expensive.

In charge of law enforcement, we have to ask for bribes.

Too busy to care about my family and live up to my elders.

Go home guilty, henpecked.

The salary is not high, and you have to pay taxes.

Be ashamed when you are short of money.

The youthful body has been wasted.

Life is so embarrassing.

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Tourists are so fucking tired!

2, men are not jealous, and their feelings are not rich.

Women are not jealous and their families are not harmonious.

Children don't get jealous, and their studies don't progress.

Old people are not jealous, and the more they live, the more confused they become.

When everyone is jealous, society will progress.

3. Changbai Mountain in snowy area; Go to Lushan Mountain in summer vacation; Taishan sunrise; Yuelu Mountain in the sunset;

Wonderful Mount Emei; The number of strange risks is Huashan; Wudang Mountain Dojo; Wutai Mountain Temple Group;

Mount Putuo in the water; Fandi Tiger Hill; Shaolin is on Songshan Mountain; Great men come out of Shaoshan;

Explore Qilian Mountain; Fairy water falls into Tianshan Mountain; The sea of clouds loves Huangshan; Red leaves enjoy Xiangshan;

The highest point in the world: Himalayas.

4. Go to Guangzhou to see the front of the car;

Fly to Guilin to watch the mountain;

Turn to Xi 'an Guan Tomb;

Visit Beijing to see the Great Wall;

Look at the docks in Tianjin;

See the source on foot in Qinghai;

Visit the Buddha's head in Tibet;

Nanjing, the old capital, looks at stones;

Drunk to visit Shanghai to see people's heads;

Don't forget the girls in Hangzhou.

A first-class man has a home outside his home, a second-class man has flowers outside his home, a third-class man finds a home among the flowers, a fourth-class man comes home from work, a fifth-class man comes home from work, his wife is not at home, and a sixth-class man comes home from work to accompany him.

6. I really want to hold your hand and walk on the road of revolution. How can I express my love? Don't think I am ugly.

7. The first-class beauty crossed the ocean, the second-class beauty was in Shenzhen and Zhuhai, the third-class beauty was in Beijing and Shanghai, and the fourth-class beauty was waiting at home.

8. I believe that people believe in the Party and that tour guides are not fooled.

9, get on the bus to sleep, get off the bus to pee, take pictures of scenic spots, and go home without knowing anything.

What are the common jingles used by tour guides?

Highlights of the latest tour guides' common jingles

1, excited heart, trembling hands, pick up the phone and I'm going to make an ugly face. People who don't applaud will think I'm ugly.

2, sightseeing, spend all the money, win glory for X;

3. You are not a hero until you reach the Great Wall, and only when you reach the Great Wall do you find that you are tired of crawling around.

You are not a true man until you reach the Great Wall. My legs trembled when I went down the mountain. I turned out to be a big fool.

5, eight dishes and one soup, the rice is loaded, and when you see that the food is not enough, hurry to drink soup;

6. Follow the tour guide, eat and drink, ask questions, and walk without fatigue;

7. The red flag flutters with the group and the blue flag flutters with the tour guide;

8. If the first meeting is accidental, I hope the next meeting will become inevitable;

9, the world has its own true feelings, can save a piece is a piece;

10, no knowledge, no common sense, no knowledge;

1 1, I can tell you responsibly that X is very angry and the consequences are very serious;

12, center a: health-oriented; Two basic points: be a little confused and smart;

13, don't compare, don't go out, go back to your room and have a good sleep at night;

14, when the motor rings, the beautiful scenery is shared; Wheel movement, safe transfer;

15, the tour guide should have a mother-in-law's mouth and a mother's heart, and learn from A Qing's wife when treating guests: smile when you meet, but don't think much afterwards; The guests are all here, all with one mouth, and the tea will get cold as soon as people leave;

16, get on the bus to sleep, get off the bus to pee, take pictures of scenic spots, and go home without asking anything;

17, I really want to hold your hand and take the revolutionary road together. How to say love, don't think I am ugly;

18, only taking photos and leaving footprints;

19, men are not jealous, and their feelings are not rich; Women are not jealous, and families are not harmonious; Children are not jealous, and their studies are not progressing; Old people are not jealous, and the more they live, the more confused they become; Everyone will be jealous and society will progress;

20. Follow your feelings and hold my hand.

I hope everyone can share the jingles you know!

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Go sightseeing and spend all your money.

Travel, travel, not a penny left.

Spend all your money on sightseeing, and you will be healthy.

Money is a bastard. Use it before you earn it.

When it rains, you can say:

Friends, today is really a bad day.

But although we can't change the weather, we can change our mood;

Just as you can't choose your appearance, you can choose your expression;

You can't go forward tomorrow, but you must make good use of today!

Therefore, we should look at the rain from an aesthetic perspective.

You will find that rain is also a bleak beauty.

After the rainstorm, there will be a rainbow.

Then let's sing "Sunshine Always After Rain" together.

Let me begin: sunshine always appears after a storm. . . . . . . . . . .

I want to write a jingle about the mountains, rivers and scenic spots of the motherland, and write eight sentences less.

Climb the wall in Beijing, see the tomb in Xi 'an, see the pier in Shanghai, see the hills in Guilin, see the girls in Suzhou and Hangzhou, see the stones in Kunming, see the hills in Guilin and see Jingchu in Hubei.