What if you are not good at chatting with girls by SMS?

Some people are idle, chatting with their girlfriends about others, stars, plans and life ... anyway, it's just idle talk. In fact, some people are more entangled, often a problem can last all day, occasionally accompanied by abuse and crying ... like them, it will be more painful.

You should be a man of few words.

Since you sincerely ask questions, I will tell you with mercy ~ ~ ~

Chatting with girls, especially this long-distance short message exchange, is the first step, because we are in different environments and the same events have not happened around us, so we should try to find a topic that understands each other.

So what is the topic that everyone knows? Cold, hot, and weather changes cause psychological changes such as happiness and sadness, good health, friendship, love, and affection, so true love on earth ~ ~

1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the stool pulled by the gibbon. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. When asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

2. I am a bean. I fell down and was very discouraged. What can make me stand up again? The answer is-you. There is such a thing as "pig encouraging beans".

On the birthday of the giant panda, someone asked him what his wishes were. The giant panda said: I have two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese doctor to get rid of my dark circles, and the other is to take a color photo.

4. The advantage of texting is that you can say things that you usually dare not say in person, even if it is so sour and spiteful, girls like sweet talk and care about others:

5. Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you, B: I miss you very much, C: I miss you very much, D: I can't live without you, E: All of the above.

~ ~ the amount is ok, not much. Girls shouldn't like boys who are mother-in-law. Are you tired of chattering all day?

Don't always send short messages copied from the internet. Use your own thinking. Since you like her, use your brain and send text messages with your heart.

Occasionally, I fish for three days and dry my net for two days, so I am addicted to fishing. After repeated violent SMS attacks, I suddenly stopped texting for a day or two. When your message becomes a part of a girl's life, she will wonder why you didn't send me a message today. When she sends you a text message, no matter what she says, you're halfway there.

After giving you enough SMS care, the first message a girl sends you is often a complaint, such as "I'm bored to death" and "I'm about to collapse". Hey, hey, what are you waiting for? Girls are most likely to succeed when they need help most. Hurriedly encourage her:

In fact, the sky is blue and the clouds will eventually disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet, when your heart has a wish; In fact, I hope you are happy every day.

You should stick to the direction of progress. No matter what happens, I will be with you. I hope to see a strong me and a strong you! ! !

It is necessary to call her after texting more. After people are sad, words can't fully represent their feelings. Make a phone call and say hello sincerely. Whether the other party is happy or sad, it must be beautiful and happy to hear the real voice of the other party.

Come to a few interesting text messages when you are free to adjust ~ ~ and you can also increase the other person's goodwill appropriately.

The Monkey King drew a circle, and the three of them were safe; Comrade Xiaoping drew a circle, and everyone in the circle became rich. You also drew a circle. You will not only be scolded in the morning, but also have to do it.

The legal age of marriage is 22 for men and 17 for soldiers, which shows that women are more difficult to deal with than the enemy.

The mass entertainment in the 1990s was a touching event, and people all over the country cried along with it. It's easy to cry on TV now, but nothing is touching.

The biggest mistake is to do nothing, because you are always unwilling to do the smallest thing. Do your best! Young doesn't mean twenty years old. People who are excited about all the unreasonable things in this world are young.

Psychologists have found that if someone reaches out and you prick it with a needle, that person will retract his hand. If you tell the students about it, they will laugh. However, if you describe people as objects, acupuncture as stimulation and shrinking hands as reaction, students will not laugh and will take notes carefully.

When the newlyweds came back from their honeymoon trip, a friend asked Mr. Wang: Are you going to be happy soon? Mr. A: Hey, I'm so glad. The friend asked his wife again: Are you going to be happy soon? The wife replied: Well, happiness is happiness, just a little faster.

I miss you so much, crushing the mobile phone chain, burning the telephone line, emptying the piggy bank, ignoring the sunny day. I'm tired of eating three meals a day after taking all the sleeping pills. Why am I so miserable? Alas! I just want to see you once!

It rains in every city, just like I miss you everywhere. Missing is a kind of fruit, sweet and sour, rich in the dark. With full memories and uncertain mood, I really want to ask: Did you miss me?

When I am free at ordinary times, I send a few boring short messages to show my concern for each other:

What are you doing?

Queen? Eat?

Son ~ ~ Are you still there?

And oh ~ ~ care about the weather and send a weather forecast to your mm every day:

I watch the sky at night. After calculation, tomorrow's minimum temperature 1 degree and maximum temperature 13 degree. It will be cloudy and clear, and the southerly wind will be two to three ~ ~ suitable for patroness to wear ... I often use this.

A few more opening types of ~ ~ will get to the point.

1, are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? Tell me if you really miss me. I won't stop you from thinking about me. Be reasonable. I miss you too.

2. Are you at home? I'm bored, come on, smile, please see: if you are a flower, I'd like to be that cow dung; If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam.

3, some words don't need to be said, just want to tell you with deep eyes how difficult it is not to meet!

4. Send you a cup of morning tea: take fragrant blessings as leaves, gentle reminders as flowers, boiling enthusiasm as water, and generous tolerance as cups to drink up your good mood all day and happiness all your life!

When the first morning light shines on the world, my love will come to you, remember! My love is always by your side!

I asked a mosquito to come to you tonight, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now. I hope you don't light mosquito-repellent incense, it will tell you how much I miss you!

7. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes kept blinking, so I died last night!

8. I suddenly didn't know what to say when I dialed your phone. Actually, I just want to hear your familiar voice. In fact, what I really want to dial is just a string in my heart.

I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good. I just feel that you have been buzzing in my mind, left and right, inside and out. Do you miss me?

Isn't it always said that love grows with time ~ ~

It is not that endless chatting all day can enhance feelings, but the key is time interval.

Louis Koo told Asa that the most important thing is space, space ~ ~

So don't hold on too tightly. Everyone is free. If you are too entangled, you will feel bored. The loss outweighs the gain is not a good result.

After a long time, maybe you can become an expert in SMS chat, but you haven't realized it yet.

Chatting is a very simple thing, that is to say, talk more if you have something to say, talk less if you have nothing to say, enlarge if you want to say more, and narrow if you want to say less. Just like when I was a child, expand the sentence and branch one thing more. For example, if I have a cold, you will tell me how I feel now, what I just got sick, what happened the day before, what my parents told me, how I got along with my friends after I got sick, I hope I can recover soon, I hope the other party can take care of themselves, and I hope the other party is healthy ... and so on.

You know ~ ~

Come on, I believe you can be happy with your girl. The time is ripe, be brave and pursue others as your girlfriend!