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Who has funny text messages?

Yesterday, I finally received a short message from a liar. It is still the most popular scam to impersonate a bank to defraud the card number. The full text is as follows: Notice from Industrial and Commercial Bank of China: Your Peony Card costs 4,850 yuan in Wal-Mart. This amount will be deducted from your account. If you have any questions, please call: 5 15 18332. The message was sent from 13942746 172. Looking at this short message, I was so excited that I finally arrived. So, I sorted out my mood, stabilized my mood, and began to dial 5 15 18332. The phone is connected, I deliberately don't talk, waiting for the other party to speak first. Sure enough, there was a Fuzhou accent on the other end of the phone, and I secretly claimed that the card department of ICBC served me.

Me: "Did you go to work without training in Mandarin?"

Obviously, the other party didn't expect me to do this, so I didn't reflect it at the moment.

I asked again, "You are also the service phone number of ICBC, so you joined the company without training in Mandarin?"

The other party was incoherent: "Our boss said no ..."

I interrupted, "Your boss? Aren't you ICBC? So there is a boss? "

The other party has no place to stand: "No, our company ..."

I continued to interrupt: "The company? Why did you change companies again? "

The other party: "..."

I went on to say, "You were exposed as soon as you opened your mouth. A dialect is not like a customer service phone. I hate your short message fraud, which has no technical content. "

The other party completely collapsed and hung up on me, which made me very unhappy.