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A collection of 50 humorous sentences that automatically reply to messages.

Humorous sentences of automatic reply message 1 I didn't see the news just now. Send it again …

2. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.

3. Talk to you later. Reply 4

Although it is hard, I will still choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi

Han Han is hibernating.

6. I am installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can you disturb my dream?

7. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there are 198 people ahead. Please wait patiently ~

8. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

9. Please press 1 for manual service.

10. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

12. Welcome to visit me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I have been here all the time except 24 hours a day.

13. Drink more hot water and dream less when it is cold.

14. I go to the stars in the universe. I’ll be right back.

15. [Automatic reply] This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

16. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.

17. For others, please press seven.

Humorous sentences of automatic reply message 2 18. What happened? Let's talk about it tonight. Kindergarten is not finished yet.

19. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you need anything, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.

20. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

2 1. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unlock it.

22. Please press three for family chat.

23. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.

24. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harps are harmonious, the fairy sounds are lingering, and the singing is light. The so-called life is not lost.

25. Tell Dad to come back

26. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I am bored.

27. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask the horse for advice in advance.

28. Since then, mountains and rivers have never met, and I don't know the long and short of old friends.

29. I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.

30. Congratulations on unlocking my cutie.

3 1. [Automatic reply] The fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.

32. Welcome to call China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass, 5 for fire, 6 for others, 7 for online chat and # for returning. Welcome everyone to leave a message.

33. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, dried pork, potato chicken ribs, Sprite coke cans, mango orange, green lemon, apple orange watermelon, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.

34. Press four to continue the grass.

Humorous sentences that automatically reply to messages 3 35. I'm taking a shit. Do you want to come?

36. How many times do I have to say that only money can call me to be an attractive woman like me?

37. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.

38. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.

39. Stop it, I love you.

40. I am grinding, so I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

4 1. Stay here and I will buy you some oranges.

42. [Automatic reply] Because you are too fat, running resistance is great. I'll be right there, wait a minute ~

43. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills have cooled down to 1

44. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.

45. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

46. Automatic reply cannot be read back.

47. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.

48. Don't send me messages when I am away. Even if I see it, I won't reply to you, just like a person who pretends to sleep will never wake up, so don't look for me. I am a heartless git, so I stay where I am.

49. Wait a minute. I'll peel the apple for you with Tanaka's halberd later.

50. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

Automatic reply of funny sand sculpture: a collection of 50 humorous sentences

Automatic reply humorous sentences of funny sand sculpture 1 I want to dance colorful feathers in the fluttering red leaves and indulge in your arms.

2. Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Flash or the Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!

3. Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. If you miss me, call me. It's okay. It is a very happy thing to be missed by children.

4. "Be right back after the commercial."

5. [Automatic reply] I'm going to eat. Please talk to the machine first ~ ~

6.? Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.

7. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not in right now. Please contact Pikachu Pikachu for anything. Thank you for your cooperation.

8. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

9. The signal connection with the Magic Elf Castle is in progress. Please leave a message if you have something important.

10. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.

1 1. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.

12. I go to the universe to pick stars. I'll be right back ~

13.Jackson Yee's woman has received the message, and will reply later! !

14. Because you are too fat, your running resistance will be great, and you will come soon.

15. If you come to see me and I'm not here, please take the flowers and sit outside my door for a while. They are very warm.

16. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?

17. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play flash or want want team. I'm not here now anyway.

18. The deceived person deserves to be wronged.

19. The breeze refuses to come, and the scorching sun refuses to dusk.

20. You wanted to see me? You really want to see me? Are you sure you want to see me? Do you have to find me Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it for the time being. I'm a busy man, and I have to accompany Karry, Abel and Yang Yang, so I don't have much time to take care of these trifles.

2 1. Drink more hot water and dream less in cold weather.

22. If you are dating Zisi, don't send me a message to avoid misunderstanding.

23. The derivatives of war have gone and may never come back.

24.what are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can You Ever Forgive Me?

25. The fireworks I feel are alive because of you, and the tides in the nebula fluctuate because of you.

26. I'm going to the back hill to discuss eating the Tang Priest with the old demon in Montenegro, and I'll talk about it when I come back.

27. But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

28. I sell dusk on earth, and you wait for me to see you after receiving the gentleness of the world.

29. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla.

30.what brings you here? Did Timis win?

3 1. Your little cutie is running towards your chat interface 800 miles away.

32. I didn't see the news just now Send it again ...

33. Tell Dad to come back

34. [Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orleans sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet strawberry oranges, green lemons, apples, oranges, watermelons, pitaya and grape ice cream.

35. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.

36. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.

37. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.

38. [Automatic reply] When the chat skills cool down, you can wake up when you transfer money.

39. If you don't reply, you will let the cow go. If you don't reply, you have lost the cow.

40. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.

4 1. body double Messenger is online, but there is nothing bigger than Euler.

42. Waiting for the fleeting time.

43. You are graceful and beautiful, and your father is on his way.

44. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?

45. You didn't mean to go through the current, but you were arrogant and attracted flash floods.

46. When I die, I seek the spirit of small things and sympathize with big things.

47. You'll find out later.

48. Stop it, I love you.

49. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

Fun and interesting automatic reply message copy collection 50 sentences

Fun and interesting automatic reply message copy (I) 1. Your handsome father is on his way.

2. Welcome to call China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass continuation, 5 for fire continuation, 6 for others, 7 for online chat, and # for returning. Welcome everyone to leave a message.

3.? You're eating chicken if you don't come back. If you don't come back, the chicken will eat you.

4. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned, please send me love you to activate it.

I'm sorry, what you sent is still garbled. Can you send it again?

6. If you are in a bad mood, please reply.

7. The current heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time.

8. Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification.

9. Please be patient.

10. Don't call me, I'm not here.

1 1. [Automatic reply] Feng ~ too big ~ la ~ you ~ say ~ what ~ Yao ~ I ~ listen ~ ~ not ~ ~ clear ~ ~

12. If you don't reply to the message, you are herding sheep. If you don't return it, you will lose it.

13. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I am bored.

14. Although it is hard, I will still choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi

15. Drink more hot water and dream less when it is cold.

16. I'm not free. I'm busy.

17. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. What can you tell me, because I recently found many men chatting with her. I love this girl very much and have a strong possessiveness. I hope the baby won't be hooked up by others. Although Roy is very busy, I will make time for her.

18. I'm Wang Yuan. She's asleep. I'll call you back when she wakes up.

19. I am dead, and I sympathize with small things.

20. Please press five to continue firing.

2 1. I'm installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can your trifles disturb my dreams?

22. Ask age reply 0

23. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.

24. Please enter 520 I love you and call me.

25. This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

Fun and interesting automatic reply message copy (part two) 26. I want to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't walk around.

27. Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

28. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.

29. I went to the magic elf castle to herd sheep.

30. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.

3 1. I'm tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.

32. Because you are too fat, your running resistance will be great, and you will come soon.

33. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unlock it.

34. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?

35. It's closed today.

36. I went to play with my fairy sisters, and I'm going down to earth soon.

37. Hello, if you need anything, please find the Super Flash, or you can call the Want Want team. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.

38. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.

39. I'm a Teletubby. Without an antenna, we can't communicate.

40. You will come back to chase the monster.

4 1. If you want me to reply, you can treat me to spicy strips.

42. Sorry, I'm busy now, so I won't talk to you later.

43. Automatic reply cannot be read back.

44. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars.

45. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

46. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, the chicken will eat you.

47. Memory is a rose without flowers, which will never wither.

48. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.

49. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!

2022 domineering automatic reply sentence set

2022 domineering automatic reply sentence (1) 1. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned, please send me I love you to activate it.

Send a red envelope before I decide whether I'm here or not.

Although I am hard, I will choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi

4. Hello, I will reply automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

Jackson Yi's wife is not here.

Please join our exquisite pigs, catch up on sleep and be happy together.

7. What are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can You Ever Forgive Me?

8. If you want me to reply, you can treat me to spicy strips.

9. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

10. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

1 1. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

12. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I am bored.

13. The lamb is lost and looking for sheep.

14. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll reply to you when I hear the noise.

15. Sleep mode has started.

16. Never the most special one.

17. If you are in a bad mood, please reply.

18. Don't send me a message for fear of being misunderstood.

19. Stay still and wait for the fleeting time.

20. Please press 1 for manual service.

2 1. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.

22. From the moon.

23. I can't read it back

24. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

25. The other person has ascended to heaven and returned to you.

26. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

27. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.

28. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down 1.

29. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.

30. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

3 1. I'm Teletubbies. You don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

33. Welcome to call China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass, 5 for fire, 6 for others, 7 for online chat and # for returning. Welcome everyone to leave a message.

34. Tell Dad to come back

35. Why do you bother me to fall in love with xxx?

36. I am going to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!

37. I am installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can your trifles disturb my dreams?

38. Stop it, I love you.

39. Hello.

40. I can tell her if there is anything for you.

4 1. I can't finish my homework, so I'm not here.

42. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, the chicken will eat you.

43. Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I don't know. Goodbye!

44. Heartbeats are currently sold out. Welcome to visit next time.

45. I went to the magic elf castle to herd sheep.

46. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.

47. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.

48. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling.

49. I used an automatic reply to indicate that I still want to talk to you.