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Classic sentences that scold women.

1, don't always tell me the story of Social B as a common people. How can I not be searched again by Baidu? No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?

3, long face, wipe your eyes, please see what a face is.

4.i smiled. Didn't you feel proud? What are you doing now?

5, hitting you will hurt my hand, scolding you will dirty my mouth, you get out, so as not to pollute my eyes.

6. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my affectation?

7. I can't let you listen to my command, nor can I let your money fill your wallet. Then I'll send harassing messages. Facts have proved that% of people will return, and the remaining% will not return, which is commonly known as "dog ignore"!

8. Do you have any good news? Tell me, make me happy.

9, the east is not bright, the west is bright, and the second force is like you.

10, since you want to show me, I will give you enough time to perform.

1 1. Why do you think I wear this broken gas mask every day? I'm afraid I will be smoked to death in this field battle.

12, I saw you the other day, holding a telephone pole and wearing an explosion head, dancing with excitement, blushing and heartbeat. I asked you what you were so happy about, and my lips trembled for a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: I was shocked!

13, don't take my patience with you as a bad face gesture, look up at the sky with your ass up, as blind as a bat.

14, you little garbage are unique, at least all mankind doesn't expect another one.

15, you have so many pimples on your face that the tractor will roll over when driving!

16, you paraplegic, give you a little face and you won't know what self is?