Men come in to answer, women come in to see.

1, you are her first man.

2. Holding her to sleep from behind, she curled up and didn't look back at you.

Tuck you in when you wake up in the middle of the night.

You feed her what you think is delicious, and it's delicious.

Don't ask anything you don't want her to know.

6. Believe everything you say and don't expose your lies.

7. Try to adapt to your own lifestyle and life circle.

8. Be friendly to your friends and treat them as your own friends.

9. Give you enough face in front of your friends

10, keep doing what you like her to do.

1 1. Keep your hair long, don't perm it, and don't use anything that hardens your hair, such as water.

12, control diet and exercise to keep slim and change the status quo of Princess Taiping.

13, nail cutting, let you get rid of the habit of biting your nails when you have something on your mind.

14, drag you to the square to blow soap bubbles.

15, put away her bad mood and dry the tears on your face. When you see her, she will try to smile.

16. Order angels and dolphins for you on the radio.

17, cherish every encounter with you.

18, I'll call you when I sing courage in karaoke.

19, buy you cigarettes, but only a little, because smoking is harmful to health.

20, let you carry her around the house.

2 1. Watch TV with you on your stomach.

22. Take a shower together and help you dry.

23. Watch porn and learn to be a woman who understands amorous feelings, instead of being an innocent little girl forever.

24. Become a stupid little woman for love.

25. Wash clothes, especially smelly socks.

Clean all your leather shoes, no matter which pair you need to wear, they are clean.

27. accompany you to the vegetable market to buy food.

28. Eat up and praise your cooking.

29. Learn from Dad to be his gold medal.

30. The mobile phone is on, and she can be found at any time.

3 1, tell your mother your story, she has the right to know who turned her daughter into a woman.

It's good to be in the bathroom with you.

33. Keep everything you gave her.

34. Write down every message you send her with a pp notebook.

35, silently waiting for you to come back

36. No more net friends

37. You are happier when you are happy and sadder when you are sad.

38. I really feel that everything I do is reasonable.

39. Go to the photo studio to take photos of couples and make beautiful brochures. She also needs to wear a wedding dress.

40. Keep that little bear by the bed all the time.

4 1. Introduce all her good friends to you.

42. Protect you from a little injustice

43. Apply for one of their email addresses and write many love letters to show you.

Come to see you from home every year

45, pour water to coax you to take medicine

46. secretly pull a corner of your clothes to remind you to drink less.

47. Never give up on you when you are in pain.

48. Be ready to follow you away from home at any time.

49. Say yes to your proposal, even if there are no roses and rings (if there is such a day).

50. When you no longer love her, walk away quietly.

It is strongly recommended that any girl do any of the above 10 and then marry her, that's right.

................................ 20: You should try to marry her.

................................, 30 shameless people will marry her.

................................ 40 is desperate to marry her.

................................ 50 estimates that this kind of girl is extinct, and it is said that it may be found in heaven (you are lucky to see this kind of girl even if you don't marry her! )

Attachment: 29 kinds of MM that must not be brought.

The first type: mm, which often adds fists and feet to gg, makes gg's face often imprinted all year round. In front of the leaders of relatives and colleagues, gg had to slander and frame the pets at home again and again against his will: my old cat lacks discipline and has a primitive temper. .....

The second type: MM, who just entered the house, immediately carried out a detailed full-body review-trying to find long hair from clothes and lipstick marks from five senses. If nothing is found, the third eye will stare: kneel down and tell the truth, who is the little fox with short hair and no makeup?

The third type: mm who dares to wear anything on the street.

The fourth type: mm who commits suicide easily because of trivial matters.

The fifth type: mm who eats snacks in his mouth like a rabbit regardless of the occasion.

Sixth: Never do housework, and frown with a pair of chopsticks before meals. This kind of mm is generally not a lack of tutors, but a common problem of gg.

Seventh: never sloppy, disdainful of their own image, there is no mm standing or sitting in the office.

Eighth: when gg is not pleasing to the eye, drive him out of the house and make him hungry and cold.

Ninth: I feel very good about myself and think that the whole world loves her.

Tenth: I forget my married status every three to five times, which is cool and deviant.

Eleventh: as long as the unit comes to a young beauty G, it will stimulate MM.

Twelfth: mm who is armed with famous brands to teeth, but makes gg ragged and creepy.

Thirteenth type: mm who is with her female companion, fearing that the world will not be chaotic, and gossiping between her parents all day-this kind of MM is called eight bitches in Guangdong.

Fourteenth: mm who has the shortcomings of a strong woman, but has no talent of a strong woman, and shows her bad habits unscrupulously in public.

Fifteenth: regardless of their own conditions and age, they can't tell beauty from ugliness, and everything follows the fashion.

Sixteenth: there are contradictions with family members, and as soon as I set foot on the means of transportation, I will not hesitate to run away from home.

Seventeenth place: mm who was silent for ten and a half months after quarreling with gg.

18 type: mm who yells when she looks in the mirror, thinks she is extremely obese and eats diet pills while eating snacks all the year round.

Nineteenth: mm who remembers the historical problems of gg clearly and deeply.

Twentieth: if the child has any problems, he will find the mm where the crux lies from gg.

Twenty-first: mm with strong vanity and jealousy.

Twenty-two: spread family privacy to well-known mm. This kind of mm can't hide anything in her heart, and she can't wait to talk to the public with a microphone like a program host. I don't even shy away from sleeping with gg, which makes gg look down in front of others.

Twenty-third place: mm who holds a pet all day. This kind of mm usually ignores the existence of gg and does not hesitate to call friends with pets. Fortunately, the State Council has not issued the order of intermarriage between man and beast, otherwise she is willing to get married legally.

Twenty-four: threaten and intimidate gg's mm with divorce. If there is a contradiction between mm and gg, she immediately embellishes the family. This kind of mm makes gg look like a villain in the eyes of her parents-in-law, and gg feels particularly wronged because she can't say it.

Twenty-fifth place: mm who frequents beauty salons and regards beauty salons as the birthplace of youth.

Twenty-sixth: there was a little accident at home. I didn't share my worries for gg, but cried my eyes out first.

Twenty-seventh: gg is on a business trip for half a month, and the housework generated during this period is still intact, waiting for his internship MM.

Twenty-eight: I often meet mm who is gossiping on March 5 in the bar, plotting to write, revise and perfect the < gg Repair Manual >, informing each other and spying on the latest trends of GG.

Twenty-ninth: once you enter the internet cafe, the animal nature is fully displayed. This kind of mm is full of alcohol, tobacco and foul language in the internet bar. The screen is full of non-lady common words such as "* *" and "day". Therefore, we have reason to believe that if environmental conditions change, some people are likely to become apes overnight.