Funny text messages for Spring Festival blessings for the Year of the Pig

My dearest friend: May God bless you in this New Year! Guanyin Bodhisattva protects you! The God of Wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots at you! The God of Cookery kisses you!

New Year, new things, new beginnings, new starting points, there will be new harvests. I wish my friends all the best, peace and happiness, and a happy Spring Festival.

Happy New Year! The New Year is here, and all good things are coming! Happy New Year to you and your family! In good health! Good work! Good luck!

Wish you good luck in the New Year! The official career will be promoted step by step, and everything will be successful! The sparrow is handy and the money is abundant! Stay healthy, eat well, sleep well, and have a happy family. Wish you good luck!

As time goes by, people live longer, and spring fills the universe with blessings. The three sheep bring good luck, and the five blessings come to the door and bring wealth. I wish you a happy new year, happiness and good health! !

I wish you the Year of the Pig: great fame, good fortune, great success, great success, great success, great success, great success!

Wish you: New Year, auspicious future, bright auspicious stars, good fortune, prosperity, family happiness, prosperous success, Rudonghai, longevity, happiness, and sweet dreams!

The spring breeze is overflowing with you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the God of Wealth is tied to you, and your friends are loyal to you. I wish you this, and the lucky star will always shine on you.

No surprises, it’s another year, the new year is coming, I sincerely wish that your bank balance will only increase but not decrease, and you will have a better future. Work hard today, and your life goals will always be money!

Farewell to the old year in the new year, I wish you a new beginning and new gains in the new year. Happy New Year and all the best!

I wish you may get rich in the new year and set foot on the Marlboro Road, your career will climb Hongta Mountain, your lover will cross Ashima, and your wealth will spread all over Greater China.

I wish you lots of wealth, lots of happiness, many wives and concubines, and lots of children and grandchildren in the new year. Touching and kissing here and there, moaning lightly, hugging beauties from left to right and laughing, making Wei Xiaobao jealous and Ximen Qing jealous.

Some things will not fade with the passage of time, and some people will not be forgotten just because we meet infrequently. In my memory, you are my forever friend. On the occasion of welcoming the new year, I wish you a prosperous career.

Happy New Year! All the best! Family fun! Make money! Good luck! Flowers bloom and bring wealth! The house is full of gold and jade! Good luck and longevity! May you be happy and prosperous!

I wish you a prosperous career in the new year, a body as strong as a tiger, endless money, no hard work, a leisurely life like a mouse, a romance like a musical score, and happiness that belongs to you!

The Chinese New Year is here, and I say hello to you. May your body be healthier and your mood be particularly good. Good luck will come to you every day, and your food will be delicious. Gold will come out of your home, and money will grow on your wall.

Wine: When poured into a cup, it looks like water. When you drink it, it will cause ghosts in your stomach. You will stumble when you walk. You will quarrel when you get home. You will become impotent after crawling into bed. You will regret it when you wake up the next day. Did you drink it during the Spring Festival? ?

Happy New Year! My best wishes to you: God bless you! Allah cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! The God of Wealth follows you! Luck is with you!

I wish you, brother, a prosperous spirit and career, no worries about eating and drinking and not getting fat, your little secretaries are vying to be with you, your wife will become more beautiful as she grows, your old and younger ones will be strong, and you will have a new look in the New Year!

I wish you that in the new year, all your hopes will come true, all your dreams will come true, all your expectations will come true, and all your efforts will be fulfilled.

In this sunny holiday, I wish you a happy mood, a warm family reunion, love as sweet as the sun, and no sadness at all.

My wife is my home, my lover is my flowers; I give my salary to my family, and my bonus buys flowers; I go home when I’m sick, and I look at the flowers when I’m well; I hope you remember to go home often in the new year, but also Don't forget to water the flowers.

A lover is a flower that I hold in my hand and doesn’t want to scatter. A friend is a green onion. Wherever I need it, a little secret is a spark. A little friction occasionally. My lover is a twist. I only think of him when I am hungry. I wish the green onion happy.

New Year wishes to friends all over the world: a comfortable job, a satisfactory salary, a warm bed, close friends, and a united lover, everything goes well, you will always be happy, and everything will be satisfactory!

Weather forecast: This year you will encounter money, rain, luck, wind, love, fog, friendship, dew, luck, health, frost, happiness, thunder, safety, and hail. Please note that they will haunt you throughout the year.

May good luck be like mines that you step on from time to time, and misfortune be like meteor showers that will never rain down on you. Wealth is like garbage that can be picked up everywhere, and happiness will be with you all your life like flies staring at you. Happy New Year!

(Serious statement: Without permission, this blessing is not allowed to be discounted.

Once discovered, I will forcefully continue to bless you until you fully want the blessing. )

We are destined to meet, but not to be together. We are far away from each other, but I hope we can remember each other; I will always silently bless you and wish you happiness. Happy New Year.

A touch of friendship is very real, a touch of attachment is light, a touch of longing is deep, and a touch of blessing is the most true! Happy New Year to you!

I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in the warm spring! I want the sun to shine brightly in winter and melt the cold ice and snow! I want the people who read the text messages to be happy in the New Year!