Find a post recalling an ex-girlfriend, with 100 posts. The penultimate one said I finally broke up with her, and the last one said my computer and my hand.

1. Her birthday is Japan's unconditional surrender day, a typical Leo.

2. Her height 165, her family height 165. If you meet a robber, cut a knife sideways and the whole family will bend over to avoid it.

When she was with me, she didn't wear high heels after work on weekends. Until one day I praised her for wearing high heels, and she began to wear them again.

She likes to eat spicy food, and she can eat spicy food, and there is no acne. So she likes to eat my mother's cooking. I like to eat the dishes cooked by her mother, which are light.

When going to the movies, she always buys popcorn in the supermarket downstairs, cooks it in the microwave oven and takes it in her bag.

6. When watching movies, we always talk nonstop. No matter whether the film is good or bad, she can always find the joke in it. Even in the sound of NB behind us, we still do.

7. She is a little nearsighted, so she wears glasses when she goes to the movies. I think these glasses are too old-fashioned, so I need to buy her a new pair. She picked up a pair of black frames in the shop and asked me if she looked like a perverted female teacher.

She is from the north and I am from the south. She likes Beijing very much, but she also wants to live in Wuhan with me, even though it is very hot there.

9. We always go home by subway together. Sometimes when we can't sit together, we just talk through the crowd and are blocked by others. She would text me that others are annoying screens.

10. She doesn't like cleanliness very much, and even doesn't take a bath every day. So I urge her to take a bath every day.

1 1. She likes listening to Sodagreen, Natalie and Chen Qizhen. I followed her. One day, she found that the background music of CC** weather forecast was a little love song, and happily called me on a business trip to say that it was finally the post-80 s world.

12. She likes the CK perfume I gave her. I can smell her faint perfume every day, and I am used to it. I thought it was her smell.

13. I gave her an album of Sodagreen's Little Universe. She never wants to open it. Then I gave her a swatch, Snow Girl, and she asked me to return it. I said that this is the money I earned from stock trading, and she accepted it.

14. The hairy crab hot pot in Tanyutou, North Fourth Ring Road is the place she visited the most. She loves eating and doesn't care about eating. I love watching her eat, but I think eating is very troublesome.

15. Every time I ask her out, she readily agrees. I said you should be reserved, because you are a beauty. What should I do?

16. I accompanied her to Wudaokou store to buy clothes. As soon as I saw the clothes, she forgot I existed. She tried a lot of clothes and only bought one, but she really has a good eye and all the clothes she bought are beautiful.

17. She likes Zara. She loves to wear short sleeves with cats on them, so I still wear ZARA and always use ZARA's backpack.

18. Her favorite color is either black or white. She proudly says that as long as it is black, everything looks good on her.

19. One Sunday, I took her to a place I like, which is a combination of a restaurant and a book bar. When I went, the boss's fat son was playing the piano downstairs, and she grabbed it to show off her level. Later, when the boss came back, I ordered B52 and gave her a screwdriver, so we established a relationship through alcohol.

20. She said that her hometown in the north is too dry, so she should put a glass of water in the piano every month to prevent it from cracking. She also said that if we get married, the piano will be her dowry. No matter how far it is, it must be delivered.

2 1. When I sang K with my friends, I sang Jay Chou's Simple Love with her, and later I changed it to Tao Zhe and Jolin Tsai.

22. Once, we went to Houhai to play, but we didn't enjoy ourselves, so we went to KTV near my home to sing K, only to find that it was closed. So I texted my roommate and told him not to stay at home. So we got together evil that day.

23. She likes to wear my pajamas, but it's depressing that the length is just right.

She is the only woman who never dislikes my thinness. My mother thinks I'm too thin.

She looked shriveled, but when I got to know her, I found that she was actually a B cup.

26. I share a room and she lives with her family. So when she wants to be together, it's inconvenient. When she went out to check in, she used all her classmates in Beijing. One of them was sent to her mother to cheat, and the other was sent to her classmates to help her cheat.

27. After work, she will chat with me on MSN until she goes to bed. Her MSN blocked many people, from foreign bosses in Shanghai to suitors.

28. When we are bored, we play MSN's animated expressions, and she downloads a lot. I will use MSN brush to draw her silly appearance and send it to her.

29. She likes to stay up late, so do I, but when I checked in, I was going to stay up until dawn, and everyone fell asleep.

30. If I wake up first, I will take a closer look at her in her sleep. She's quiet.

3 1. The result of her waking up first is to lift the quilt and laugh at me as a naked man.

32. When taking a long-distance bus, she will lie on the back of the chair in front for a while, because she thinks she sleeps ugly.

Her birthday in 2008 was celebrated in Pizza Hut. On my birthday, we checked into a youth hostel. She bought ice cream and cake embryos. Then the hotel kitchen made ice cream cakes. After eating, I had diarrhea all day.

33. She likes IKEA and will buy some spice jars and vases. Then she looked at the furniture enviously and said that we would buy these in the future.

34. Once in XXOO, her mother suddenly called. After answering the phone, she suddenly said that if her mother knew about us, she would kill her.

She felt that she couldn't believe that her parents had done what we had done.

She took me to the most authentic roast chicken wing shop in Dongsi, Beijing. The shopkeeper is very nice and ignores us. She said that northerners are like this, or will they go to the south in the future?

She can eat three perverts and drink a large bottle of coke at the same time. Once I puffed up and ate a pervert, which made me want to run naked in Beijing.

38. The photos of her childhood are very cute. She is a tomboy in high school with short hair.

One day, I suddenly found an ugly baby photo in her family photo album, which looked like a wretched friend. She refused to admit that it was her, and then secretly told me that it was her one night.

40. She likes to play with her hair to pretend to be cute.

4 1. She has hemorrhoids. When I drugged her, they looked evil.

42. She is very careless. When she has hemorrhoids, I won't let her eat spicy food. I will write a note on a post-it note and put it in her bag.

43. She brushes her teeth in the morning and never turns on the light when washing her face, because she thinks she will look better in the dark. Leo sometimes feels inferior.

44. We have been to a ceramic bar in Xidan. That day, she wore a black skirt with a big neckline. When the evil shop assistant came to teach us, she kept looking inside.

45. She made a clay pot, and we printed a Hu Die with our thumb and little finger. After the dismissal, she put it on her computer desk.

46. We went to Cat's Eye Pizza, asked for a red pen and left our names on the wall.

47. Let's take annual leave and go to Xiamen together.

48. On the night flight, we kept kissing and touching in the back seat. I can't help going to the bathroom, XXOO. She dare not go anyway.

49. We stayed in the youth hostel in Gulangyu Island, wore slippers at night, went to the market to buy food and went back to the hostel to cook together.

50. I set up a tent on the beach and waited for the sunset. When listening to music on PSP, I can't help making out in the tent.

5 1. She likes the sound of the piano around Gulangyu, and we went to the piano museum on the island.

52. We lived in the legendary tooth, and then drew a head picture, witnessed our love, and posted it on that wall.

She likes Central Asia and the air, and I want to be like them.

We rented a bike to go to the beach of Xiamen University and ate all the snacks in Xiamen.

55. At the weekend, we went to Bashang grassland by green leather car. We filmed the sunset, but missed the sunrise.

56. She likes to take photos with her mobile phone and laughs at me for using the SLR too heavily. Later, I bought her an ultra-thin Olympus, and she carried it in her bag.

57. I changed my computer and bought a macbook Xiaobai. This excuse is too feminine. So I changed her HP because I knew she would refuse to give it to her directly.

She likes to wear jeans because she thinks her hips are too small.

59. Later, she also started to buy skirts, because I like to watch girls wear skirts.

60. She has beriberi, which was infected by her sister's house in Beijing. Every time she checked in, she would leave her shoes at the door for fear that they would stink at me.

6 1. Her skin will be very dry, but I like it very much and feel very textured.

Late at night, she will accompany me to the convenience store to buy food, drink and condoms.

63. She once wrote a work report until the last day, and I accompanied her to do PPT at her 24-hour McDonald's.

64. She is often bullied by leaders. When she calls me, she will cry for her work.

Her parents both work in the library, and she likes to drag me to the library on weekends.

66. She likes to eat doll dishes and use paper towels sold by Watsons.

67. Every time she buys an expensive dress and shoes, she will wait patiently for a long time until the price is reduced and she is lucky enough to buy the last pair.

69. She is a little vain, and I still can't tell the brands of many clothes she wears.

70. She likes to go to Xiushui to buy fake famous brands. I despise her every time. I just like the style, not because it's a brand,' she said.

7 1. She prefers McDonald's to KFC. I think so too. Chicken burgers in KFC always smell like chicken shit.

72. We will go to the gym together. She will do yoga and I will run and practice equipment.

73. She likes making by hand. She bought cloth from IKEA, sewed it in a small box, and gave it to me to put by the bed.

74. When quarreling with me, she will become very excited and say that she is a girl.

When I come back from a meeting at headquarters, she will wait for me at the airport after work in slippers and a white linen coat. Then she told me that her colleagues laughed at her wearing pajamas to work.

After listening to my friend's romantic love story, she will complain that I didn't send her many roses. I said it was too vulgar.

77. She accompanied me to a Guangzhou restaurant in Deshengmen and ate roasted oysters and leeks. Later, her classmates laughed at her for taking aphrodisiacs all the time. She said she ate them with men.

She will speak ill of her colleagues, especially imitating a feminine male colleague, and she will be excited to use gestures.

79. She is very healthy and eats cold drinks when she has her period. When I tried to take care of her, she said she was not that fragile.

80. One morning, she suddenly felt sick and asked for leave to go home. It happened that her mother returned to her hometown that day. I skipped work to cook rice porridge for her and hurried back to the company.

8 1. She told her mother that my rice porridge was delicious and was called a baiwenhang by her mother.

Two weeks after her mother returned to her hometown, I stayed at her house, and then my sweat stayed in bed, which aroused her mother's suspicion.

83. She suddenly wanted to learn German, then studied for a day or two, then suddenly wanted to learn Japanese, and then persisted for a day or two.

When she doesn't live with me, she likes to wash her hair and take a bath in the morning.

She likes to use a Japanese notebook, and she will write down our appointment on it and paste cute icons.

86. Sometimes she is extravagant and sometimes frugal. Therefore, she often spends cheap money to make an aunt's hairstyle, and spends a lot of money to change it the next day.

87. She only dyed chestnut hair, and her hair loves oil.

88. If she changes her hairstyle, it will look better if she shows her forehead.

89. If I help her take a bath, she will blame me for being like her father.

90. When we take a shower together, she will seduce me with a little evil, which makes me very uncomfortable.

9 1. She bought me a lot of underwear, and there are unknown shops in Watsons.

She firmly believes that the world is beautiful and doesn't believe in my world view.

93. The company always calls me when I go to the toilet and asks me what to do.

94. She loves to cry, often for work.

95. She loves to laugh, mainly because she wants to tell me jokes.

96. She is heartless and will pinch me.

97. She knows I get depressed sometimes, but she thinks her big nerves can save me.

98.but I broke up with her.

99. I still miss her perfume, wearing her favorite ZARA and even buying the same computer to stay with her.

100. Her photo is still in my mobile phone card, but I never dared to open it again.