Funny humor about Singles Day

1, ask how much sadness you can have, just like a group of bachelors dancing. It is said that a bachelor's life should be spent like this: he can't afford to sleep in the morning and wants to sleep at night. It is best to wake up and it will be dark. Fiona Fang, what do you think?

2, bachelors are really happy, and they don't worry about eating; The bachelor is comfortable enough to want to play, pack up and leave; Bachelor is so cute, handsome guys and beautiful women are together, so don't spit. Singles Day is here, I wish you a happy holiday!

3, 1 1. 1 Singles' Day, four 1 have their own meanings: the first 1 means to be aboveboard and indomitable; The second is 1, which means that courtship is faithful and single-minded; The third is 1, which means consistent with others. The fourth is 1, which means that you are enthusiastic and go forward. As long as there are four 1, the birds in the tree will be paired, and the remaining men and women will be fly with me.

Happy couples are all the same, and unhappy bachelors are unhappy in their own way. A cat got married again, and a dog was born again. The bachelor hurried to attend various wedding banquets, gave his blessings to others, and left his sad tears to himself. Do you know that I miss you on the night of Singles' Day?

5, thousands of times, I seek attachment to heaven and look forward to the company of angels; Thousands of times, I tried to get rid of loneliness and dream of a happy marriage; It is the sorrow of two bachelors that God sent you to me. Hey, I'll accompany you on Singles Day. May your heart be a little warm!

6. Singles' Day is coming, gather happiness and polish troubles; Gather happiness and let pain run away; Gather health and let the disease run away; Gather the smooth ones and let the rough ones run away; Gather happiness and let you "strip naked" when you are single. Happy Singles Day!

7. 1 1. 1 Singles' Day, I am single, you put up a lamp, and I wish you a special blessing, wishing you a pleasant journey and missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often rude; Laugh off your big teeth often; Laugh, laugh to death!

8. "Singles stay unattended all night, and leisure is happiness. Singles have headaches that no one asks, and they are cold and lonely. Who knows? 11.11Singles Day, bring your sincere wishes to the person you want to hug. A happy marriage will come naturally. Good luck and all your wishes come true. "

9, there is a state called single, he has a vision; There is a kind of helplessness called bachelor, who has a yearning for the object; There is a kind of loneliness called waiting, and he has a pursuit of happiness. 165438+1October 1 1, there is a festival called Singles Day, and he insists on happiness!

10, theme song of Singles Day: Love is empty, wandering alone in the vast sea of people; People are empty, money is empty, and the bad karma of bachelors is at work; Things are different, business is empty, I want to be crazy; The mobile phone is empty and there is no money to charge it, so I am busy with my life. Friends, sing together and wish you a happy holiday.

1 1, because no one is with me when I am afraid, I learned to be brave; Because there was no one when I was sad, I learned to bear it; Because I was tired and had no one to rely on, I learned to stand on my own feet; I learned to harass because no one complained when I was in pain. Do you know how to celebrate Singles Day? I wish my friends a happy life.

12, Singles Day, you can be free and easy if someone loves you. Learn to taste loneliness, learn to appreciate loneliness and learn to sing love songs alone. . . A person's day, a person's holiday. Let me count. Singles Day will be celebrated again this year. A sympathetic shift. . . Happy Singles Day!

13, the sky will fall for the people of Sri Lanka. They must first stop loving, break the sweetness and be alone, so that they can devote themselves to their careers and the future, so that their charm is endless and their value is multiplied. On the occasion of Singles Day, I wish the bachelors brilliant and let everyone be proud of being single.

14, a single bridge is difficult to walk, a person's army is difficult to fight, it is difficult to eat with chopsticks, it is difficult to sleep happily, and it is difficult to live alone. Singles' Day, it is not difficult to receive blessings, and meet a good marriage right away! Turn after reading naked!

15, the winter has arrived, and the bachelor's life is often chaotic, hungry and cold, and no one cares. The bachelor's life is too uncomfortable, and the bachelor's situation is not surprising. Take off your clothes and find someone to love. In fact, being single is not bad and deserves a lot of love. 1 1 month 1 1 Singles' Day. Singles' friends take photos with each other and will come to this festival next year. Singles become nunchakus.

16, one person earns money, one person spends money, one person lives in a house, one person drinks, one person is drunk, one person sleeps in a cold bed, single life is miserable, and single people have no choice but to ask for help! 111/singles day, I wish my friends undress as soon as possible and be happy in pairs!

17, your personality is sunny, your mind is smart, your eyes are unique, your troubles are polished out, your bad luck is out, and your fatigue is out. Today is Singles Day, and I wish you another light, that is: take off your clothes as soon as possible! Happy Singles Day!

18, friend, are you still sad because others call you' bachelor'? Tell you good news, you can spend this year's Singles Day happily. Because of my existence, you are not lonely or lonely. When people see us, they will kindly call us' Second Bachelor'. Hehe, I wish you a happy Singles Day, and I wish you and I undress soon.

19,11./singles day, singles day, four sticks in one: one stick "smooth sailing", two sticks "happiness", three sticks "making money" and four sticks "all the best", friends, carry home. Special wishes to you, Happy Singles' Day!

20, don't worry about eating, good meals are reserved for you; Don't worry about your job, the post will be promoted for you; Don't worry about buying a house, the villa is waiting for you to live; Marriage is not worrying, beautiful women discharge current; Have fun on Singles' Day, dear big stupid cow!

2 1, the imperial decree is: Fengtian brings goods, the emperor summoned you, and now you are appointed as: Prince Bachelor; Appointment period:.11.11~ forever; Task: Organize a Singles Day party once a year.11.11. Qin this!

22. At noon on the day of weeding, sweat dripped down the soil. Although famous flowers are taken, they also come to loosen the soil. Who knows that bachelors are bitter and drooling. Beautiful women pass by and hate hiding the golden house. Watching people very much in love, swallowing a bottle of vinegar. Singles Day, waiting for beautiful women * * *!

23rd, "Fiona Fang is a folk singles day. What do you think? " Di Renjie asked Fiona Fang. "My Lord, it is very good that my subordinates have a humble opinion on this matter." "Why did you see it?" "Singles' Day belongs to singles, and they can take this opportunity to find another half of their own." Fiona Fang said. "Fiona Fang, go and make sure when your wife will come home?"

24. You are lonely and carefree, you are free and unrestrained, you are happy and carefree, and you are lonely and homeless. No wonder people affectionately call you a bachelor. Singles' Day is coming. I wish you endless happiness and infinite happiness. Finally, I wish you an early undress.

25. Welcome to the Bachelor's Talent Competition. Please sign up with your bachelor card when the Little Singles Day is coming!

26. The sun shines on your face, the stars are infatuated with your eyes, the moonlight illuminates your dreams, and pearls protect your peace. On Singles Day, I wish you a radiant, radiant, Buddha-like blessing and a bright future!

27. "Happiness and sadness, happiness and sadness, comfort and depression, tranquility and hesitation, excitement and depression, relaxation and tension, happiness and pain, joy and hatred, joy and depression, the former promotes health, the latter induces disease. Happy and healthy, promote health. "

28. Being single is like "1" in front of many "0". Without it, there is no meaning, so singles are free wealth, but without the following "0", "1" is a number, a lonely number, so in order not to make our free wealth so lonely, let's find a partner for Singles Day.

29. Being single is really free. Don't worry when you are full. I am free to go anywhere. I am happy and carefree when it rains. Traveling and drinking wine, I am happy and happy. Singles' Day, I wish my friends who are single like me always happy, and all the beautiful women come to ask for it!

30, 1 1 month 1 1 day, Singles Day together, don't be sad, don't cry, a message to comfort you, come and go freely, no one can compare, no matter how proud you are, if a woman pursues you, stand firm, don't be infatuated, be a good man.

3 1, you have the appearance of Song Wu, but you have the fate of Wu Dalang. You want to live in Ximen Qing, but you are lonely singing love songs in Jingyanggang. Take control of your own destiny. Every suffering is an opportunity to dress up in disguise. There are so many beautiful women in the world that you will find one if you work hard. Singles' Day, I wish you a happy mood and have fun!

32.11.11is coming. I wish God: I wish you find your soybean milk as soon as possible, so that you can no longer be a bachelor and live a harmonious life! Happy Singles Day!

33, don't have ideological burden, and strive to pursue your own ideals; Don't worry, get up and continue if you fail; Don't be burdened by thoughts, and actions will have results. Singles Day, cheer for love! You are the next successful person.

34. Save resources, save energy, save alcohol and tobacco, save firecrackers, save dresses, save quilts, save gifts, save sweets, saving is a virtue, and being single is a nobleman. Singles day is coming, I wish my friends: I am single, I am not alone; Shadow sheet, life is not simple! Happy holidays!

35. 1 1 month 1 1 day is Singles' Day. Singles' Day is really beautiful. You don't have to report when you go out, and you don't quarrel when you come home late. Although the salary is low and no one complains, it is also safe to sleep and snore. Nobody cares about the friends' party, and they have a good time. Happy Singles' Day to all singles!

36. Zhao Benshan asked Fan Wei, "Under what circumstances does one plus one not equal two?" Fan Wei replied: "In the case of calculation error, one plus one is not equal to two." Zhao Benshan said: "No, a bachelor meets another bachelor, it doesn't mean two, because they combine to form a family." Fan Wei said, "Why did the answer change again?"

37, bachelor is good, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry; Single beauty, a person chic, happy family; A bachelor is lucky, one person makes a fortune, and the whole family is glorious; A bachelor is happy, a man drinks and the whole family is intoxicated Singles' Day, I wish the bachelors in the world happiness and worry-free!

38. I am a lonely bachelor and nobody cares. I am a happy bachelor, looking for the other half of my life in the vast sea of people. Other people's love is very long, my love is very short, coming and going on the runway of love. Although the flower of love has not yet blossomed, I will continue to strive to move forward. I firmly believe that the victory of love is not far from me.

39. Tell you a naked secret, don't tell anyone. At the moment of 1 65438+1October1,1,1,1,I asked one question. If it answers "Want Want", congratulations, you won't have to spend Singles Day alone next year.

40. Every hand is looking for another hand, because love needs someone to sign (hold hands); Every pair of eyes is looking for another pair of eyes, because love needs someone to declare (retain). Happy Singles Day!

4 1, good news, Love Mall will launch a big discount on 1 1 month 1 1 Singles Day. Singles who have not applied for a bachelor's degree should go to the Ministry of Civil Affairs of Mars. At that time, you can go to Love Mall with your bachelor's certificate to receive male products for free.

42. The bachelor's life is very chic, and a person does not worry about eating the whole family; Single days are very helpless, and no one cares about illness; The days of being single are very deserted, and there is no one to accompany me during the Spring Festival. Singles' Day is coming. May you finish your last Singles Day and find your other half as soon as possible!

43. The holiday is coming, and greetings are coming: the weather is cold, clothes need to be added, winter is coming, and meals need to be added. What's wrong with the bachelor? Never mind, fate has come, marriage, beer and skittles, more friends, bulging wallets, it will be natural. It is not difficult to find someone, so it is not a problem to take off your clothes. Happy Singles Day!

44, no one knows himself, then know yourself; No one appreciates himself, so he appreciates himself; If you don't bless yourself, bless yourself-Happy Singles Day!

45. Trouble needs polishing, sadness needs polishing, sadness needs polishing, pain needs polishing, bad luck needs drying, Singles Day is coming, and it needs to be "stripped off".