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Hard-talking sentences
1. You look really sorry for the whole world. I really don’t know how your parents had a genetic mutation and gave birth to you. Classic Quotations
2. Cow dung is cow dung. No matter how fragrant you are, flowers will generally not be placed on your body, because that would be disgraceful to your beauty.
3. Behind the scenes People who talk about me, I want to tell you that I am not your father or your mother, and I don’t have so many stories for you to worry about.
4. I don’t want to move, I don’t want to talk, I just don’t move. Even if I don’t move, I won’t move.
5. I am not an ordinary person, so I don’t speak Mandarin.
6. My child, this era is not suitable for you. If you live, you will be a tragedy. If you die, you will not be a comedy.
7. Cast mirrors must be made of bronze, as bronze is easy to polish. If you make friends with people who are far away from you, they will be hard to tolerate. The illustrations of cast mirrors are microscopic, and the friendship diagrams depend on each other. No copper can shine, as villains are full of right and wrong.
8. Don’t call me a homebody, please call me Madame Curie.
9. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.
10. The villain is sleepy and galloping, but the young man is energetic and energetic. The world's affairs are settled, so why should I follow Ru Cao?
11. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
12. A true warrior dares to face the number on the scale!
13. You have a pair of eyes that look down upon others. It is said that dog eyes look down upon others!
Sentences for speaking cruelly to others
14. If you know you are in an airport, walk in a hidden place. Don’t hold your head high as if you are afraid that others will not know.
15. When buying roasted sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what kind of filling they are.
16. If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then you must eat at least a pair of whales.
17. Without the moon, we can only count the stars.
18. A man who has cheated is like money dropped on shit. It’s a pity if you don’t pick it up, but it’s disgusting if you pick it up!
19. The King of Hell accepts so many people every day, why doesn’t he accept you?
20. Learn Feng Shui when you have time. Having a good tomb after your death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.
21. Now I realize that streaking in childhood is so bold.
22. How to sell the money in your bag? Give me a pound.
23. No one is perfect in life and cannot tolerate being judged by others. I don’t need everyone to nod when I do things. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy!
24. No matter how thick the city wall is, it can never make up for your inner face.
25. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!
26. If you scold, you continue to scold. When you’ve had enough scolding, tell me something. I’ll go to bed first!
27. I hold the fork in my left hand and the knife in my right hand, enjoying life slowly.
28. Your eye slit is about the same width as the card slot of an ATM bank.
29. Well, give me an affordable grave.
A collection of classic ruthless words
30. To be happy with a man, you should know more about him without loving him too much; to be happy with a woman, you should You should love her more, but don't try to understand her!
31. The interesting difference between women is this: if you give her a candle, some women will feel that they are missing a cake; while some women will feel that they are missing a whip!
32. Can we be friends? This is the beginning of a story. Can we still be friends? It's the end of a story.
33. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.
34. Is this all you have to show off your 1mm face here?
35. Sometimes a madman gives up a fool, just for a liar.
36. What kind of underworld are you pretending to be, oh oh! It turns out that you are the neighborhood committee of the African black refugee community.
37. You should be a dung beetle instead. What a scum beetle who cares about the environment!
38. Do things when you are awake, read when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry.
39. The villain is shameless and values ??profit over death. If you are not afraid of people's execution, you will not care about material discussions.
40. Most of today’s young people have the cheapest bodies, the most valuable dignity, the most unreliable oaths, the most hypocritical friends, the most self-righteous dreams, and the most shameless ones. confidence!
41. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum. Harsh words Harsh words
42. Don’t think you are great. I don’t want to hit you. I didn’t want to scold you before, because I looked down on you. Now I scold you because I despise you even more.
43. I think I look pretty everywhere, but why don’t I look good?
44. You rely on mountains to fall, and rivers to dry up. You can watch chickens die and dogs turn upside down.
45. The sound of wind, rain, and yellow autumn sounds can be heard; Shaolin Temple cares about national affairs and family affairs.
46. A boring person like you is really terrible! At least one box of Fuyanjie should be used every day.
47. Do you feel resentful when you see citizens like us who are physically and mentally healthy and have no sexually transmitted diseases?
48. You are the best example of failed abortion. Your only contribution to the world is your perverted character of self-mutilation and self-destruction.
49. I didn’t miss anything, only when I was completely wrong.
50. Don’t think that someone who smiles all day long or is taciturn is easy to mess with; when you tear off his mask, you won’t even have a chance to kneel down!
51. The waste from your cells will pollute the air of society and corrupt the social atmosphere.
52. If you want to marry, don’t marry anyone else, and don’t marry me.
53. You are the only channel in my heart. The most annoying thing is that there are no advertising mood phrases.
54. Many times you are just someone’s love partner rather than a love partner.
55. Although humans changed from animals, it is a pity that many people changed back again. From animals to humans, it takes tens of thousands of years, but from humans to animals, it only takes In one thought!
56. A woman is like a book on a bookshelf. Although you bought her, she has been read by several men before you bought it. If it has not been read, it can only prove that the book Not attractive at all!
57. A villain has no integrity and abandons the basics and pursues the weak. I am happy to think about it, and I am angry to think about it.
58. Jealousy is a knife. In the end, it will either be inserted into others or into your own heart!
59. You look good: I dare not look at the poor mountains and rivers, the mountain floods, the dangerous mountains and dangerous waters, for fear of altitude sickness.
60. A woman must have backbone. Either fall in love and get married, or just have fun and not take it seriously, or stay proud and single, why bother helping others train their husbands and still be so serious. . .
61. You have water in your brain and a defective cerebellum. Pigs are literate, but you can’t even pass the pig kindergarten exam. This really makes your pig mother worry.
62. If you are like this, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a girlfriend.
63. When you pick up the mirror and look at yourself, you think you are redundant, but in fact you are really redundant.
64. People cannot take money into the grave, but money can take people into the grave.
65. If there is a future, I will never come out of my mother’s belly.
66. I bought a razor online, but my hands were shaking and numb before I finished shaving.
67. The most common thing a thick-skinned person says is that I will treat you well.
68. Go back and take a thorough bath! My sister will give you 10 pounds of perfume to cover up the scum smell on your body.
69. Remember to spray perfume when going out, and don’t spit when talking.
70. A good woman is like an egg, hard on the outside, pure on the inside, and yellow on the inside; a man is like a mango, yellow on the outside, but even yellower on the inside!
71. Although you are a crooked melon and a split date, you have a lot of fancy words.
72. I advise you to calm down, take off your pants, squat down slowly, pee and take a good look at yourself. A collection of harsh words
73. I laughed, why do you like ink so much? In your last life, your mother didn't teach you how to grow up?
74. Today’s young people really don’t know what to say. If you give them cow dung, they will rub it on their faces.
75. Don’t think you are cool, in fact I want to vomit when I see you; don’t think you are handsome, in fact I want to kick you!
76. Master, you are the devil in my heart. The closer a poor monk is to you, the further away from the Buddha.
77. There is no free lunch in the world, so I will only eat breakfast and dinner. Domineering and cruel words from women
1. It’s hard to reconcile everyone. I can’t make everyone like me. After all, not everyone is human.
2. Don’t tell me what to do if you don’t have a lover on Valentine’s Day. If no one is killed at home during Qingming Festival, will a few be killed?
3. Even if a person has been gone for too long, his tears will keep rolling.
4. In this era, a dear is just a hello at best. Don't be so moved that you feel like you're going to heaven.
5. What is a rumor? A rumor is the evaluation of an important person being repeated repeatedly by a group of 38 people.
6. Don’t say love to your sister because I am too lazy to play with you.
7. Sometimes, your smile is the poppy that makes me suffocate.
8. If you try hard to plot against me, I’m sorry, you will see a ruthless, insidious and poisonous bitch.
9. Love---is just a spice of life. Don't take it too seriously.
10. If you don’t even have the courage to pursue the things and people you like, you are destined to be a loser.
11. There are always some people around you who are attentive when they want you, but are indifferent when you are not needed.
12. Life is precious because it is limited, and we work hard because it is limited.
13. Suspicion. suspicious. Suspicious people will not be happy in the workplace.
14. No matter what. I will always be by your side.
15. I like who I am now, and I miss who we were in the past. If you don’t miss it, don’t miss it. If you miss it, you can’t go back to the past.
16. When you want to cry, find a place where no one is and cry. After crying, don’t forget to put the original smile on your face.
17. If a boy cares about you while playing League of Legends, it may not necessarily mean he cares about you, it may be because he is waiting for resurrection
18. As long as your feet are still on the ground , don’t take yourself too lightly; as long as you still live on earth, don’t take yourself too seriously.
19. How strong do you have to be to compromise that I will never forget you.
20. No matter whether I am right or wrong, beautiful or ugly, she thinks I am the best. She always compromises when I am willful, and she always accepts me when I lose my temper.
21. I can’t give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.
22. I really admire those people who have always disliked me and persisted until now. The most interesting thing is that some people who were called friends gave up halfway, but they persisted until now.
23. I don’t want to pretend to be confused, so I have to pretend that I am happy.
24. I am a girl who wants money but not money, culture but not culture, face but not face, and figure but not figure.
25. The relationship that was lost and found is still so beautiful.
26. The wound is just like me, a stubborn child who refuses to heal.
27. In the end, I just want to sing the last song for you.
28. I will not let those who lift me up fall down, and I will not let those who knock me down stand up until they die.
29. No matter how strong the love is, it is just a show after all.
30. The beauty of the first ray of sunshine in the morning is no match for half of your smile.
31. There are always a few people in life who like to be mean. If I don’t stop you from being mean, it doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of it.
32. Love is just a game. If you fall in love, you will be the final loser.
33. I will eat, drink, and wear your clothes, but I will never steal your man. I am willing to go shopping with you and chat with you during my holidays.
34. Be kind to yourself, because life is short, and be kind to the people around you, because you may not be able to meet them in the next life.
35. No matter what I see, I don’t have to see through your heart to embarrass me.
36. Whose loneliness covers my beautiful clothes? Whose gorgeous clothes cover my shoulders?
37. You are the panic that falls into the deep sea, and I am the nerves that drown in the blood.
38. Because the only thing that remains unchanged is change, because the least unexpected thing is only accident.
39. What does silence mean? Maybe it is too much dependence.
40. If you scold me once, I will forgive you. If you scold me twice, I will forgive you. If you scold me three times, I will forgive you.
41. For whom does time exist? It makes us forget the fleeting years.
42. Youth is like a cruel fairy tale, farces are staged like jokes.
43. The only people you can hurt are the people who love you most in the world. Others don’t care about you at all.
44. When I love you too much, I get hurt, and I want to escape.
45. Can I also play a guest role in her happiness?
46. You are dazzling pride, I am just a humble clown.
47. The story of Snow White tells us that even if seven losers are nice to her, they can’t compare to a kiss from a rich and handsome man.
48. How can you turn a blind eye to my concern.
49. Your leaving figure is still in front of me, and the enchanting cherry blossoms are floating in the wind.
50. Since we can’t be together, please don’t get closer.
51. Missing is a kind of fruit, sweet yet sour, abundant in the night, full of memories and uncertain mood.
52. The more memories you recall, it will only lead you to the deepest part of the pain.
53. Girl, put away your cowardice and show your domineering attitude. When you fall, no one will help you, so many animals are just looking at your jokes.
54. You are kind to every woman you are with, and I am just one of them.
55. Girl, your heart has gone to the Pacific Ocean. Are you going to keep that kind of man who is worse than a beast to feed the dogs? Just throw it away. Some people will pick it up if they want, and they will do it cheaply if they want.
56. Countless petals sway gently, accumulating rainbow-like dreams and carrying my thoughts.
57. You may be slutty, coquettish, or seductive, but you are still a bitch after all. Men like women, not bitches.
58. My dear, if you fall in love with someone else, please remember to tell him, then slap him hard, and tell him loudly that it is impossible for us.
59. I just want someone to understand me, even if I don’t say anything.
60. Girl, you must live like a man, otherwise you will be sorry for the dog who is watching the joke behind your back.
61. If you treat me well and don’t be mean, you and I will be a really cheerful and silly girl in front of you.
62. It seems like you have never cared about my feelings.
63. The innate domineering and strong possessiveness tell me: I must be the king. So when we fell together, I was the one calling the shots.
64. Past, present, future. I didn't see through any of them.
65. Memories are still warm but promises have cooled.
66. The scenery slowly fades, and you ebb in the sea of ????people who never fall.
67. My loneliness was forced out by those couples.
68. I drew a coffin with you and her lying inside. How kind I am to let you die together.
69. If I were no longer here, would you still love me as you do now?
70. From that second, I believed that happiness was close.
71. I have composed a melody without a period and cannot continue.
72. It turns out that growth is a pain with clear veins.
73. Love may not be everything to a man, but it may be everything to a woman.
74. When I say I like you, you must hug me and say: Damn, I didn’t tell you earlier! I am domineering, and I also like my man to be domineering.
75. No matter how beautiful the plot is, it is just a play, and no matter how beautiful the lyrics are, it is just a song.
76. The decadent years and the shadow that cannot be erased for many years.
77. When the whole world abandons you, you will know what it means to cherish. Harsh words to satirize people
1. Sentences to satirize people 1. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future! 2. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all the students. 3. Don’t tell others you know me, that’s an insult! You have a rich appearance like a peony, a tough quality like a plum blossom, a pure heart like a lotus, a sweet smile like a peach blossom, and a sassy demeanor like a sunflower. I look around and see that you are just a nymphomaniac!
2. Zhuge Liang never led an army before he came out. Why do you want me to have work experience?
3. You look really post-modern.
4. If you are still young after visiting brothels, please use Huiren Shenbao.
5. A true good friend does not mean that you have endless topics to talk about when you are together, but when you are together, you will not feel embarrassed even if you don't talk.
6. When a man deceives a woman, it is called teasing; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love.
7. If the person who wants to be soaked cannot be soaked, then at best he will be soaked in the bath; if the person who wants to be soaked is soaked, then it is soaked in formalin, which is called bleeding. . .
8. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?
9. You are just a remainder in a division equation. No matter how perfect the accessory is, it cannot compare to the original, not to mention that your accessory is just a defective product.
10. Personalized signatures for swearing 1. I’m so sorry for making you laugh. 2. I was born in the year of cucumber, so I don’t want to be photographed! 3. You are not ugly, but your beauty is not obvious! 4. When I see you, I feel like I have arrived at the scene of a car accident. 5. Landing face first, unable to recover. 6. Everyone is made in China, so don’t be mean. 7. Get out of here, keep going.
11. Personalized signatures for swearing 1. You are not smart, but you still imitate others! 2. You are not Chairman Mao, so you are pretending to be great. 3. No artificial intelligence can defeat a natural fool like you. 4. When your mother gave birth to you, do you still look back the same way? 5. Your left cheek needs a slap, and your right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it.
12. If you fall down, get up and cry again~~~
13. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, it can also be a person.
14. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new continents, but about cultivating new perspectives.
15. Ironic sentences 1. When you smile, the wolf hangs himself. When you scream, the chickens and dogs will jump. As soon as you stand, the stench fills the air, and as soon as you take a look, the world is shaken. You sweat and the lice suffer. If you don't dress up, you're uglier than a ghost. When you dress up, ghosts will paralyze you. 2. If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; if there is no water, the fish cannot swim; if there is no sun, the moon will not have light; if there is no you... stupid people will not exist.
16. I swear, this is a lie from the bottom of my heart.
17. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately he killed all his students in the end.
18. People like you are really rare in the world!
19. Dear, I... I am pregnant... for three months, but don’t worry, it’s not yours, and you don’t need to be responsible...”
20. Don’t be with me I pretend that you are living a wonderful and happy life, but don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?
21. Every word of ironic cruel words is sharp. 1. You are Personally? 2. I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes. 3. You look so creative and live with courage! 4. Your complex facial features can’t hide your simple IQ. Are you guilty of being a nympho? If you are guilty, I will not sin against you. I will only feel nauseated.
22. I finally know why the world is experiencing famine.
2. 13. The one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a birdman.
24. You deserve to have harsh words that hurt others. 1. You can’t even search for your kind of laughter on Baidu. 2. A fighter among scum, a VIP among scum. 3. You are still a scumbag when you turn around. 4. Don’t blame others for looking down at you at 135 degrees. , A person lives with a face, and a tree needs no bark, so he will definitely die. If a person has no shame, he will be invincible in the world.
25. Fat pig, why didn’t you go back and eat after you escaped from the pig cage? Pig food? If you grow faster, I will kill you and sell you for money.
Twenty-six, be attracted to beautiful women, and use sweet words to deceive people's hearts.
Twenty-seven, spin! Trojan horse is the cruelest game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance
28. After meeting me, you will suddenly find out - ah, it turns out that handsome people can be so specific! Liu Neng's cruel words
1. I'm not a TV set, so don't stare at me all the time.
2. I'm not a straw boat, so don't direct your insults at me.
3. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.
4. The most annoying thing about having only one channel in my heart is that there are no ads.
5. Do you know how much courage it takes for me to dial your number, but you turn off your phone?
6. Why don’t you let ghosts push you around when you are so rich?
7. Don’t compare humans with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.
8. I don’t hate you because I don’t want to remember you. 9. It’s better to have a wolf’s heart than a dog’s heart. Cleft lung.
10. Dad said that handsome men lie, and mom said that men who are not handsome also lie. Your dad is a good example.
11. Don’t. Put pressure on me, that will be the motivation for me to become your boss.
12. Even if you already have a name, I will change it.
13. 24-to-1 comparison. Whichever of the two fishes is more handsome will be the food tomorrow.
14. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.
15. Without the toad, the swan will be lonely.
16. Every time you ask someone if they have eaten? In fact, I was starving to death.
17. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison.
18. There are too many germs in the outside world, and I am afraid that I will be infected as soon as I go out.
19. Don’t come to me when you are bored, otherwise I will appear redundant.
20. It’s noon on the day of hoeing, and nothing depends on general knowledge. If you have nothing to do in your spare time, it is better to play Landlord.
21. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out a long time ago.
22. Goose, goose, cut the curved neck with a knife, pluck the hair, add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot!
23. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!
24. People in the upper class always like to do some obscene things.
25. I’m not a rag collector, so I can’t let you be there whenever you call me.
26. How can you not cut your hands when you often walk around the kitchen?
27. Yes. You are so famous. You have made more than 100 movies, but now you are banned from broadcasting due to the anti-pornography campaign.
28. I am a bachelor and I am shameful. I am a waste of paper for the country.
29. The most charming person is Master Kong. Thousands of people follow him every day.
30. Hang up a mosquito net and sleep naked inside to tease the mosquitoes and scare them to death.
31. Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class.
32. I am not a bone and cannot be chased by every dog.
33. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If the child does not go away and is knocked unconscious, continue dragging him away.
34. Let the storm come more violently, and let those who are dating be soaked in water.
35. Don’t think that just because you are tanned can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.
36. The greatest revenge I can give you is to live a happier life than you. Every night I eat expensive Duaner passion fruit tablets.
37. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.
38. A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will it take for you to forgive him? B: Forgiving him is a matter for God. My mission is to send her to see God.
39. If I win five million, I think I should donate it to my own account.
40. Don’t tell me you love me. I feel like vomiting after hearing this too much...
41. The country, why don’t you use your face to research body armor?
42. My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.
43. Life is like a journey, you may end up overturning somewhere.
44. If you lose your wife, you can find her again. There is only one mother.
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