Super hot qq automatic reply sentence collection

Super-hot qq automatic reply sentence (Article 1) 1. If you don't reply, you are herding cattle. If you don't reply, you will lose the cow.

2. The sword is not matched correctly, and the body is already in the Jianghu.

3. [Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orleans crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet strawberry orange, green lemon, apple orange, watermelon, pitaya and grape ice cream.

4. No, no, no, there is no homework for you to copy.

5. Waiting for the fleeting time.

I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.

7. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message. Please send a red envelope to unlock the function [automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

8. Don't disturb your study.

9. The other party is streaking and has rushed out of the service area.

10. I'm a Teletubby. You don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.

1 1. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle. Please shout, shout and become a pig.

12. I'm dead. I ask small things, but I feel big things.

13. I went to the universe and came back to pick up stars for you.

14. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!

15. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.

Super-hot qq automatic reply sentence (below) 16. Your baby is not in your father's belly.

17. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.

18. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

19. I'm your grandpa Niu. I need to say something to you.

20. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It tastes as bad as blueberry pie of Aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old friend.

2 1. Add a friend reply 5

22. Please press three for family chat.

23. On the score.

24. DuDu, I am a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.

25. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

26. If you want me to reply, you can treat me to spicy strips.

27. [Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, it's that time is irresistible ~

28. All our services are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and have a nice experience.

29. Tell Dad to come back

30. The fireworks I feel are alive because of you, and the tides in the nebula fluctuate because of you.

Qq Super Fire Automatic Reply Sentences (30 selected sentences)

Qq Super Fire Automatic Reply Sentence (I) 1. Add friends to reply 5.

2. I went to play with my fairy sisters, and I'm going down to earth soon.

Please press 2 for voice chat.

4. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills have cooled down to 1

Show your cards, I don't want to chat with you.

6. Press four to continue the grass.

7.qq automatic reply copy is cute and funny. Automatic reply to humorous sentences 1

8. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.

9. I'm grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

10. There is a mole. I can't reply now.

1 1. Call your wife back.

12. You didn't mean to visit, but you were arrogant and attracted flash floods.

13. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, you are in love with xxx. If you haven't replied, you are married. Thank you.

14. I can't finish my homework, so I am not here.

15. I went to the Milky Way and brought you stars when I came back.

Qq Super Fire Automatic Reply Sentence (below) 16. From the moon.

17. Your message has been sent, and the other party has read it, but it won't reply.

18. [Automatic reply] Be right back after the advertisement.

19. Your little cutie is running to your chat interface 800 miles away.

20. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!

2 1. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play flash or want want team. I'm not here now anyway.

22. I want to be Yi Lang and bring an astronaut to you when I come back.

23. I go to the universe to pick stars. I'll be right back ~

24. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.

25. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.

26. The prince is very busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just need to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.

27. The signal connection with the Magic Elf Castle is in progress. Please leave a message if you have something important.

28. If you want me, please press eight.

29. I compare photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

30. I'm Song. She's asleep. She will wake up for you.

Qq automatically replies to sentences.

1. I'm not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off! I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

Your qq has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

5. I am the dog of the blue shark. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

6. I was cooking while I was away. Someone told me how to cook braised trotters, so I rewarded him (her) for chatting with me for 3 minutes!

7. The owner is away. Where have you been? Just ... Just don't tell you. If you really want to see me, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message.

8. Please wait while the hard disk is being formatted.

9. Do you know what clang is? Party, party, party, only you ~ ~

10, banana, you big watermelon, tell me to bite you again! Kaka Kaka Kaka

Please don't leave me before I leave you.

12, I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty, even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first.

13, why? ! Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

14, I am here occasionally, but I won't tell you. If you want to chat, please answer my question first: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Dig Kaka ~ ~ ~

15, don't worry, I'll tell you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to.

16, ah, miss me so soon? No hurry! Be right back. I'm going to smoke. Please talk to the machine first.

17, this is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

18, the nine-headed bird went to eat, because it has nine heads, so it may take a little longer.

19, what did you say? I still haven't heard it. would you please say that again.

20. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.

2 1, hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!

22. If you need me, please shout!

23.Di this is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. GG, stop sending it.

24. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

I didn't catch what you just said, please say it again!

People are in a hurry. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, reply within 5 minutes, indicating that I am defecating, and no reply within 1 hour. Please call 120 for me.

27. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down. Banana, your big watermelon, let me bite you again!

29, in the shower, please do not disturb, peep, please buy tickets, 40 individuals, 20% groups, booking phone: I will not tell him the average person!

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down.

3 1, Hello, I'm playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the reset button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

32. I am not young, and youth is not with me. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied?

33. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for your use! The owner's inflatable doll.

34. Suicide, let's talk about it later.

35, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's daily tasks are always endless, you have to ask me when to go online, I said it is basically difficult.

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded.

37. Hi, the boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

38. Due to irresistible factors, I have to leave temporarily. Please be patient.

39. The subscriber you called is no longer in service. If you want to solve this problem, please hit the monitor with your head.

40. If you go to eat at noon, you are called to give lectures during working hours. If you are the boss, forget it.

4 1, alas! You are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.

42. Note: Users using Tencent mobile qq may not receive your message immediately.

43, but you have to buy me a slice, I want tomato flavor!

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

45. The owner is streaking, and the owner has rushed out of the service area.

46. The hand is always too soft, but the heart is softer. I have nothing to talk about with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

47. Hello, I'm going to kill some people. I'll be back soon.

48, very impressive. But what is more powerful is the Tang priest type, which is sticky.

49. Busy, sleepy and helpless, I decided to jump off a building.

50. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?

5 1, hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates that there is a problem with your system. Please press ctrl+shift+del.

52. Artificial respiration begins now. You call me, I throw up.

53. My present posture: wc, posture: crouching face: twitching state: exerting force.

54. The computer is processing your information. Please wait a moment. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

If you want the host to be away, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep.

56. It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible!

57. The subscriber you called is no longer in service. The network may be blocked. To solve this problem, please hit the monitor with your head to ensure the smooth network.

58, alas ~ you are so naughty! You see, I haven't finished yet, and there you go again ~ ~

59. You are using an unregistered version of QQ. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

60. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. He is not here now. That's all I have to say to me!

6 1. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

62. * *&%RMB # @%&,OK, that's settled.

63. You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

64. If you meet such people who don't leave, countless flies will get into your ears and buzz. An incomprehensible type

65. Such people are generally resolute. The following reply is a series of tricks that make people laugh and cry:

66. Go to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to learn to eat Tang Priest. Wait till I get back.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please tap your monitor immediately until it sparks. I'll call you back when I hear the sound.

68. Hi ~ I'm not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after the beep? ****!

69. Go away. If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

70. The subscriber you called is being processed. Please call again later.

7 1. The subscriber you called has not installed oicq.

Dear, please wait for me for a while, my child is crying.

Sorry, the network was disconnected, please resend.

74. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

Even angels sometimes take a nap. Haha, just play by yourself for a while.

76. I'm hitting on another MM(GG). I'll come to you when I'm done!

77. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

78. Is there any place you really want to go? Is there anything you really want? Are there any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleep group and dream.

79. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

Super-long qq automatic reply sentence

Long qq automatic reply sentence (I) 1. Reading.

2. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword of sunscreen and the lady's shield of sunshade, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to you with the stars given by the freezer emperor.

Although I am hard, I will choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi

If you want me, press eight.

5. Wait, wait, wait! ..... coming, coming.

I don't want you to think, I just want me to think, I don't want to talk to you.

7. Chatting and answering 2

8. Welcome to leave a message.

Our boss is saving the galaxy.

10. Hello, if you need anything, please call the flash or the Want Want team. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.

1 1. Wait a minute. I'll peel an apple for you later with a square halberd.

12. Go on, I pretend to be listening.

13. Sorry, I'm not here now, and I don't want to talk to you in the future.

14. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.

15. For others, please press seven.

Extra-long qq automatic reply sentence (Part II) 16. Welcome to call AWE customer service system service hotline.

17. The other party has ascended to heaven and returned to you.

18. DuDu, I'm a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.

19. If you come to see me and I'm not here, please take the flowers and sit outside my door for a while. They are very warm.

20. Please press three for family chat.

2 1. But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

22. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.

23. If you don't answer the news, you are herding sheep. If you don't return it, you will lose it.

24. Sleep mode has started.

25. There is a mole, and it is not convenient to reply now.

26. Don't call me, I'm not here.

27. Tell Dad to come back

28. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.

29. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling.

30. Ask Flash for help if you need anything. Hello, I'm Le Di. Deliver goods on time at all times.