20 19 Summary of April Fool's Confessions and Prank Plans

April Fool's Day is more suitable as Valentine's Day, because if you confess to the person you like on that day, even if you are rejected, you can find a step down, so hurry up and collect some April Fool's Day confession messages! So, what are the April Fool's Day confession messages? Come and have a look with me!

April fool's day confession blessing SMS 1:

1, dear, my love "program" started when I "scanned" you, and others said that we "hit it off". It belongs to "hyperlink". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"! Happy April Fool's Day!

If God lets me make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you again and again, and the third is to be with you forever. Happy April Fool's Day!

I was confused before. It was you who helped me out of trouble and let me know how wonderful it is to love someone. Let me pay for this life and accompany you to the old age. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. What is romance? Knowing that she doesn't love you, I gave her 99 roses. What do you mean by waste? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses. Happy April Fool's Day!

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. I would rather have a glass of water to moisten your mouth, warm your stomach, reach your heart and wash away all troubles and fatigue; I prefer the sweet breeze to accompany you to sleep and comfort you. I want to feel your happiness and sadness. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life. I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. I tried my best to miss you, just waiting for you to appear; I spent all my time just to fall in love with you; I racked my brains to write my love for you. Love or not? At the moment, I'm waiting for your call back! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you should be the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, you are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrain in my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, you are the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and you are the precious memory at the end of my life. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. I hope you are my sun. No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on everyone. I just want you to take care of me alone. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, there is something you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become my gift, and I will use it for the rest of my life every time unless you give me another one. Happy April Fool's Day!

13, I think the sun is very warm, because you are bathed in the sun; I think the scenery is beautiful, because you are walking in the scenery. No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you and I have always cherished them in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength! Happy April Fool's Day!

15, Part 1: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life. Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person. Happy April Fool's Day!

16, last night, in my dream, God said to me: Just send a message to your stupidest friend on this April Fool's Day and wish him a happy holiday, and he will be a hundred times smarter. On second thought, I'd better send it to you, because you were so stupid that you didn't even reply to my text messages!

17, I had a dream last night: God told me that this life is doomed to loneliness. There is only one way to crack it: send text messages to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, and I'm finished.

18, the day when the truth is unspeakable, vulgar roses and disgusting love words, kneeling in the crowded square, saying that I love you. Honey, forgive me for having to use these stupid and stupid methods. Wish you a happy holiday!

19, I once had a sincere love, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted losing it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is: Happy April Fool's Day!

20. I used your tender body to drive me close to my naked body countless times. That kind of gentle touch and irregular exercise made me enjoy a thrill. While I was enjoying myself, you gradually lost weight. Oh, poor soap!

2 1, April Fool's Day is coming in a few days. Here, I remind you to be careful! Don't worry, I won't lie to you. How could I embarrass you, such a lovely pig!

April Fool's Day confession blessing SMS 2:

1, Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person ~ Happy April Fool's Day!

2. I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. I will follow you wherever you fly; No matter where you run, I will chase you. Then I'll kill you.-dead fly. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you when I eat, and dream about you when I sleep. I can't go during the day and I can't sleep at night. I am in pain. When can I get your ... 5 million prize? Happy April Fool's Day!

5, Bajie met the old man and asked: Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will be a shemale.

6. My family name is I love you, my name is I know you, my scientific name is I love you, my nickname is I miss you, my book name is I dream of you, my pen name is I love you, and my nickname is Zhui you! Hey hey, look at your beauty. Actually, my real name is Doby!

7. Wood makes furniture, scholars understand poetry, people want money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and idiots read text messages!

8. You know what, honey? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

9. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

10, teacher: "Make sentences with a Yushu tree in the breeze." Student: "A well-proportioned person just sent a short message." Teacher: "Be a beautiful animal again." Student: "A beautiful lady received a short message." Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery.

12, dear users, according to reliable information from the Meteorological Observatory, if you shake a big tree hard tonight, a lot of dollars and hundred-dollar bills will be thrown at you. New and old customers who want to get rich should seize the time and don't miss the opportunity!

13, ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated! [April Fool's Day Latest Humor]

14, vital capacity self-test tips: after farting, lower your head and suck, and then observe whether people around you smell it. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

15, China Mobile Communication User: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't be connected, please fall to the ground as hard as possible and return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

16, weather forecast: RMB will be deposited in this area tonight, there will be checks in the northwest sometimes, and there will be gold bars in some areas! The live video part reminds the public to prepare big sacks and get ready to make a fortune! Happy April Fool's Day!

17, you have an angelic appearance, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day.

18, looking for you: people are thinner than yellow flowers. The surface is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate. Born to love meat, his mouth stinks. My head is rusty and my clothes are a little old. There are rewards for providing clues, and meritorious service for turning yourself in. Happy April Fool's Day

19, lottery, fool the dreamer's dream; Stocks fool people, love stimulates people's hearts; Money fooled people's feelings. April fool's day, a dime, toss you, I wish you a happy life with or without a ticket!

20. On this day every year, bragging doesn't need to be taxed, lying is not afraid of wolves, the whole person doesn't need a meeting, his expression is not afraid of extravagance, and lying is ignored. Telling the truth is a legal defense. It's either wishful regret or self-indulgence! Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" to the wild advertisement above.

22. After taking a short rest with his three disciples, the Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"

23. Don't fool me. I am just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, happy life and communication, the "fool" wishes you a stupid job, no pressure, smart life and no trouble. On April Fool's Day, "fools" will have fun and laugh!

24. Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! ! I know you! ! Bullying people like this! I'm sorry about that pig!

25. Fools are stupid, fools are happy, fools know themselves, and fools are self-sufficient. I wish you a happy April Fool, a carefree fool, a happy fool and a fruitful fool! Hee hee!

God knows you are thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no fool in this world, and he created you by the way.

27. Bajie met the old man and asked: Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will be a shemale.

28. Chasing you, chasing you and I chasing you, just like a hunter chasing a fox; Kiss you, kiss you, I kiss you, just like an old man eating corn.

29. Deleting the address book. All information will be lost. Just a moment, please. ...

30. Last night, I dreamed that you fell into a stinking cesspit. After climbing up, you said, how good you are, even the cesspit smells sweet.

3 1. Through deep observation, I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to cross the eastern time and space and meet you face to face. Today, I want to tell you the truth: I love you, CCTV!

I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. I am not afraid to be strong for a famous pig, but for a fool. This is a matter of success or failure. If you don't believe it, a fool will read this poem. Happy April Fool's Day!

33. From the moment I met you, you should know exactly where you are in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are … two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

34, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

36. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting rose every day. When I get 999 roses, I will give them to you together. I said emotionally, my youngest son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

37. I feel familiar with you for so long. You are a special, special, special, special, rare and extremely stupid person, and you are so cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!

39. I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

40. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck. Happy April Fool's Day!