Looking for a text message from April Fool's wife and husband.

1. The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who didn't reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!

2. Marriage is a mistake, divorce is an awakening, remarriage is a mistake, remarriage is a bigot, giving birth to a child is a big mistake, and a person will not delay anything.

3. Wood makes furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, and fools read news.

4. A man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted: Honey, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! After hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!

5. I lost the fight between glutinous rice and steamed stuffed bun, so I was not convinced that I met Shaomai on the road and hit him. I saw that Shaomai made you a rose in my heart, but it was a pity that I thanked you. You are the moon in the sky, but it is covered by clouds; You are Chang 'e, but it's a pity that your face landed first.

6. People get married because of lack of judgment; People also divorce because of lack of endurance; People remarry because of lack of memory.

7. Do you know why you and I are destined for each other in this life? In fact, we knew each other thousands of years ago, and it was also spring. You chased me for a long time, leaving your teeth marks on me, which made an eternal story. My name was Lv Dongbin at that time.

8. Dreaming about God, he said that he could grant me one wish. I took out my globe and said that I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult. Let's change it. I took out your photo and said I wanted this to be beautiful. He thought deeply and said, Take the globe and I'll see it again!

9. When you wake up, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you, which says: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. Your face is so thick that I have no face to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I committed suicide.

1. It's just a gust of wind, but it's so eternal. It's just a dream, but it's so real. You bow your head and say nothing, but I can't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: Next time you fart, let me know!