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[Antique Writing] Yuwan Gongzi

In the capital city of North Chang Guoyu, there is a handsome boy in high spirits. His name is Li Yeqing.

Li Yeqing, a handsome son, looks more charming than Pan An. Countless ignorant girls in Beijing and even the whole country are fascinated by it. Coupled with Li Yeqing's prominent family background, this effect is not only fascinating, but also more crazy!

Li Yeqing's father is the richest man in Beichang, and his mother is the daughter of the prime minister. You can imagine how valuable this Li Yeqing is.

"Although this Li Gongzi has a high status, he is indeed a gentleman for those women who admire him. His attitude is very gentle, and his words are a little comforting. What a pity ... "The storyteller sitting on the stage with a big smile suddenly became gloomy and sad.

I sat behind the curtain, eating almonds and listening to the noise outside, only listening to the crowd sigh with the storyteller. Hearing this, I couldn't help but burst into tears and stopped throwing almonds into my mouth.

Of course I know why they apologize.

? In the capital city of Beichang, there is a fish-pill girl who amazes nature. Her name is Murong Zheng, and that is me.

Why is the fish ball girl called the fish ball girl? This is because a woman looks like a fish ball from a distance or a distance. However, Yumaru has a high life experience and is the granddaughter of Emperor Taifu.

It is rumored that Yumaru and Li Yeqing are "entangled"! He closed the door as soon as he was frightened, which made those who were addicted to beauty suddenly afraid.

They are looking for a man named Murong Zheng in the street, hoping to tear her to pieces.

But in fact, I haven't even met him in person! It's just an appropriate frame-up to say that I pestered him!

My mother told me from an early age that you must look at the Gregorian calendar when you go out, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable. When I was bored and wanted to leave the box, my foot stepped on the banana skin that appeared at the door. Under the eyes of the public, my chubby body turned a circle in the air and landed first.

When I woke up, I sat up and grabbed my head. When I was dizzy, I was still wondering who was so immoral. I threw a banana peel at the door.

I habitually opened my eyes to ask someone to help me up, but I found that I was wearing a black robe ... while I was wondering, I had a black dress, but I found that I was lying on the ground, surrounded by walls.

The torch reflected the surrounding appearance, and I realized that I was in a secret room at this time!

No, I finally realized that my posture can't be so slim, so I touched my body with my hand. This face has no double chin? ! Although this hand is white, it has muscles. This leg, my hand suddenly touched something like a stick. ...

"ah! This, this is ... "

I screamed, and I remembered the words that Hongyan once put tea poison in my ear. Plus I just made a rich voice, and I realized that this body is a man!

"Master, what happened?" A man dressed as a page broke in, only to find that I looked dull.

"Did you lose in practice?" He asked with concern, and then slowly lifted me up from the ground.

I stood up straight, immediately grabbed his hand and shivered: "Did you just say that I am your master?"

"Of course, master, you're not stupid, are you? Don't you even know me?" The page looked at my movements with some surprise.

"Then what's my name?"

"Li Yeqing, master, your brain is not really broken, is it?"

I don't know how I will react when I hear Li Yeqing's words. One second ago, I was spitting at him, and in a flash, I became him. After I realized this ridiculous thing, my heart seemed to collapse.

Li Yeqing's body is occupied by me, which is a very serious matter. The situation got worse when Li Yeqing rushed into Roy and found my face.

"Murong Zheng, I am still young!" Li Yeqing, who just woke up, obviously knows how to use my body correctly.

I saw her patting her belly and jumping away from the stopped servants one by one.

I watched her movements make me stunned, and I kept thinking, "Mom, my daughter is unfilial. If you see me like that at the moment, you will definitely get dizzy. "

You know, although I am a fish pill girl, I have studied the Four Books and Five Classics since I was a child, and I have never left the study of the Women's Red Palace. At this time, what did Li Yeqing do to my body, such abnormal behavior, I just thought I didn't see it.

"Li Yeqing, let's go in and talk."

In order not to get into trouble, I immediately pulled Li Yeqing into the door and left the guards who stopped Li Yeqing outside.

The people who stayed at the door stared at each other and stayed for a long time before they reacted with surprise to see if they knew anything terrible.

Li Yeqing tugged at my collar as soon as she came in, but she couldn't pull it for a long time, so she lowered my head and pointed it straight at his face.

In fact, when I stood up, my body was shorter than Li Yeqing's, so no wonder he was a little uncomfortable.

He made a fierce expression with his chubby face and said maliciously, "Say, do you want to do something bad to my body?"

I didn't understand, blinked and asked, "What is a bad thing?"

After listening to my words, he held his chest in his hands and looked at me with an expression that you pretended I could see through. "Take advantage, dare you say you don't?"

"Uh ..." I thought about my behavior when I just woke up, and I felt guilty.

While I was still immersed in guilt, Li Yeqing suddenly fell to the ground with a plop, and I vaguely saw the dust reaching a foot high. He fainted!

"This girl didn't have a good rest because of head trauma. When she turned over, her mood fluctuated greatly and she fainted." That's what the doctor said

I looked at Li Yeqing's pale face and shook my head. I have been in poor health since I was born. Li Yeqing, Li Yeqing, who made you so depressed?

"You say, what should we do now?" Li Yeqing said with a headache, although my expression is strange, I can still feel his emotions.

"I! I have no idea. " I can't help it. After all, I have no experience as a man.

After listening to my answer, Li Yeqing looked "I really can't rely on you as a mentally retarded person" and then said with some chagrin: "Why is it at such a juncture ..."

I can understand that he is still willing to exchange bodies with me.

"Well, Li Yeqing, do you have anything important to do? "I asked carefully.

Who knows Li Yeqing stared at me for a long time, looked me up and down, and finally said, "Some time ago, I received a letter from Master saying that I would take part in a competition, and now the competition is only one month away, so, Murong Zheng, you must go instead of me."

"..." This passage is very informative, so let my little girl take her time first!

Li Yeqing later told me that he practiced martial arts since he was a child, and Master was like a father and mother to him, so he devoted himself wholeheartedly to Master's task. Originally, he wanted to get the "Star Soul Dafa" to strengthen his skills to cope with the competition these days, but I didn't expect some deviations in the middle, so that I exchanged souls with him.

In this regard, I especially want to ask him: Did I have a grudge against you in my last life? You've hurt me once before, and this time you're going to be a star soul solution!

Then he said that his martial arts were all in the flesh, and we exchanged bodies, so if we want to exchange bodies, we must wait for him to teach me how to use them.

Hearing this, I excitedly suggested that as long as I learned the "Star Soul Solution" before the competition, I wouldn't have to go to Li Yeqing when the two were exchanged.

You know, it's always bad for women to fight and kill.

"What kind of confidence do you have to learn it in a month? I spent half a year thinking about this problem. " Li Yeqing said with a face of black line. "Calculate the day, should be prepared to go to interest states. I'll go with you. "

Xizhou, the venue of the competition, is some distance from Yu's capital.

I heard that Li Yeqing wanted us to go together, and I immediately responded, "We didn't have much in common before. How can we go together?" Maybe elope? ! "

This matter concerns my reputation, and I must care. Who knows, Li Yeqing smiled at my face. "I think this idea is very good."

As a result, we eloped. ...

The next day, I met Li Yeqing at Roy's back door. According to the previous plan, Li Yeqing's page and bodyguard are Feng, and he wants to go with us.

I made three agreements with Li Yeqing, and we can't tell anyone about the change of heart, so Wei Zefeng doesn't know about me and Li Yeqing.

It's just that he seems to be constipated by the fact that the two of us often talk together.

Before leaving, I sat in the carriage and saw a round figure in the distance. When Li Yeqing asked me what I wanted to bring, I immediately made a long list.

I couldn't bear to help him when he appeared panting in front of me with this big bag on his back. "Murong Mu," Li Yeqing said suddenly and seriously, "I finally know the suffering of the fat girl." Said and took a few breaths.

When I heard Li Yeqing say this, I was a little moved. I think Li Yeqing finally understands how to feel sorry for me. Unexpectedly, he suddenly said, "Murong Zheng, look at your meat. I wonder how you became so fat?"

I was so angry that I hit him in the face at once, even though he is using my face now.

In order to perform better in the competition and not let Li Yeqing lose face on the spot, I have to train every day according to Li Yeqing's method, such as carrying him around the lake for ten times, climbing trees and digging bird's nests behind his back, and comparing the frequency of frog jumps.

I've been wondering if Li Yeqing played me on purpose.

But before I could ask this question, suddenly a group of men in black with knives jumped out. At that time, Li Yeqing's first reaction was to jump on my back. Yelled in my ear, "Run!"

I have been echoing loudly in my ears, but I also know that now is not the time to complain. I immediately followed his orders and ran over. I don't know whether Li Yeqing's training methods have worked these days. We fled all the way to Xizhou, and no one caught up with us.

"Murong Zheng, you are great." He let out a long sigh when he saw that the man behind him was dumped by us.

"Li Yeqing, why are those people following us?" After settling down in the hotel, I asked Li Yeqing.

Who knows that Li Yeqing looked at me with an idiot face: "How should I know? Anyway, it is right to escape. " Then I fell asleep in bed.

When he said this sentence, it was very dull, as if he were being hunted down. This is very normal. I slept on the floor, looked up at the familiar face, and suddenly felt a sense of impermanence.

? After all, I know for the first time that Li Yeqing, a handsome son, is not happy, even though he has a good appearance.

Maybe Li Yeqing has influenced my training. I successfully advanced in the preliminary round. In order to reward me, Li Yeqing specially went to Hongmanlou to order a table of good food and sent it to the inn.

I am a natural gourmet. Of course, I'm not at all. As soon as a pair of chopsticks were swept away, the dishes in the bowl immediately piled up like mountains.

"ah? Why don't you eat? " I raised my head buried in the bowl and wondered when Li Yeqing didn't move chopsticks.

Is it so delicious that he is indifferent to it?

After listening to my question, he smiled maliciously. "I don't eat, just to help you lose weight."

I quickly suffocated and tried to swallow all the food. "You, you, this is indirect abuse!" "

Seeing that I wanted to teach him, he immediately picked up a chicken leg with that fat claw and stuffed it into my mouth. "Oh, I'm hungry anyway, and you can't feel it. Eat yours. "

Just as he put the chicken leg in my mouth, I suddenly blacked out.

"MuRongZheng! What's wrong with you? "

Suddenly there was the sound of breaking the door and a dozen masked men broke in. Li Yeqing was knocked unconscious without taking precautions.

In a trance, I seem to see a huge figure fall down. At that moment, I realized that the food was drugged.

In the dark, I felt a warm current flowing from my stomach and then spreading all over my body.

"psst ~" I woke up again, and my brain ached, and I found myself in a secret room. I don't know why, at this time I am deeply familiar with this scene.

Only this time, I was tied to the scaffold and Li Yeqing was tied next to me. I found that our bodies were actually changed back!

I don't know if this is a surprise or a joy. I can only hope that we can get the hell out of here as soon as possible. Who knows what will happen next?

"Li Yeqing, Li Yeqing!" I called him and tried to wake him up.

"Huh?" With my unremitting efforts, Li Yeqing finally woke up. He looked up and finally saw my face. "Mr. Murong zheng! Have we changed back? "

Just as I nodded, he directly broke the chain on his body and helped me untie it.

I think Li Yeqing's martial arts are very powerful. But even if the martial arts are high, it is easy for him to be caught up when he runs away behind my back.

"I suddenly want to know how you escaped with this body on your back." At that time, we were surrounded by men in black. I touched my nose guiltily when he said this with a black face.

Then he put me down from my back and began to fight with the men in black.

When he knocked all those people down, I went over and pulled his sleeve with sincerity in my eyes. "Li Yeqing, why don't you leave me and run by yourself, or someone will catch up with me soon."

When the words came out, I was almost moved by myself. This is the first time in Murong Zheng's life that he sacrificed for others without complaint. When I just saw him fighting with others, he had an extra wound on his body, and my heart was so painful that I couldn't stop. Because of this, I have the idea of sacrificing myself.

? When Li Yeqing heard my words, he was obviously at a loss. Then he took my hand and said firmly, "Murong Zheng, don't be silly, I won't leave you."

I was deeply moved by his answer, thinking that even if I sacrificed this time, it would be worth it!

Just when I wanted to confess some last words, his next words shocked me instantly.

"You took advantage of me. I haven't found anyone to post it yet. Your reaction before was very interesting. How can I let you die now? " His evil smile reminds me of the days when I was treated as a street mouse. During that time, I hid in the quilt every night and cursed the storyteller-every time I heard the first-hand news of Beijing from his mouth.

It turns out that this man is behind all this!

After being chased by men in black for countless times, Li Yeqing finally came to the final scene and successfully won the championship after crossing many obstacles.

He also succeeded in becoming a martial arts leader.

Yes, this contest is held for Jianghu people to choose a new leader. Although I don't know why Li Yeqing joined the Jianghu and won the game, I believe him.

This time, the victory was hard-won. I looked at the smiling Li Yeqing on the stage and smiled with relief, but as long as I thought of the men in black chasing us all the way, my body tingled.

I shook my sleeves and wiped the sweat on my forehead. I looked up and saw Li Yeqing crouching down, staring at me unblinkingly, and a handsome face approached, which made me forget to breathe.

"Come on up." He ordered me.

"Ah?" I waved. "This is not good."

"What's the matter?" The man in black raised his eyebrows, took his hand and dragged me into the ring.

"Leaders are the best in the world! Leaders are invincible! ..... "The people in the audience were surprisingly enthusiastic, and they didn't stop shouting because of my appearance.

This really relieved me.

Just as everyone was immersed in joy, a voice cut through the air and flew straight to Li Yeqing.

My pupils narrowed, and suddenly I opened Li Yeqing, who was still smiling and talking to me. The pain came from my back in an instant. I was shocked by the power of the arrow and vomited one mouthful blood.

I fainted again. This time, I thought: My body is so fat that it should cover you, right? Li Yeqing.

This time, I woke up, and a month later, I had already returned to Taiwan.

I don't know what happened in Li Yeqing. He didn't come to see me when I was practicing in the house, but sent me two letters.

One is to explain his real purpose of going to Arizona. He is very sorry for my injury.

He said that when he went to Xizhou, he was instructed by his master to discover that Liang Wang intended to collude with Jianghu people to rebel. Judging from the men in black who chased us all the way and the tokens he found from them, this is a fact.

After hitting Liang Wang, he said in his letter that this matter has been reported, so I can have a good rest and don't have to worry about anything else.

Another letter, with only one sentence: "Remember that little pear that didn't dare to come down from the tree? Zheng, wait for me. "

After reading these two letters, I sat at my desk for a long time and couldn't recover. I think I may be lovesick.

Seven days later, I did wait for someone, but it was just a group of people who welcomed the wedding. They appeared at the door of my boudoir with sedan chairs, leaving me speechless.

A Niang told me that Li Yeqing took me back to Taifufu that day, so she gave me a dowry. Because I was still in a coma that month, I also saved a lot of etiquette.

Today is my wedding day.

The maid took out the wedding dress that had been prepared for me long ago and put on bridal makeup for me. Wearing a heavy gold crown on my head makes me feel that my identity has changed slightly. Looking at myself in the mirror, I feel slightly happy.

Today, I want to marry the right person.

Roy, in the red candle happy room, a scream suddenly sounded, "Why have we changed again?"

Looking at Li Yeqing's pale face at the moment, I shook my head and said I don't know. "I feel a little bad. Will we continue like this? "

Li Yeqing completely ignored my body image and stepped on the table with the fruit bowl on it. "I don't care. In this case, I will help you lose weight before we change back to our bodies. "

This time it was my turn to turn pale. I quickly hugged his thigh and shouted, "No! I think this is very good. "

He looked down at my eyes and snorted, "I don't feel well!" " "

In this way, Li Yeqing began his road to lose weight.

In fact, which woman doesn't expect to be beautiful, I felt that I would do it for him as long as he said a word, but I really couldn't bear it if he had to bear it.

Later, Li Yeqing finally lost weight, and he told me that he really thought so.

When he was the youngest son of the Li family, he was very timid, and his "friends" especially liked to make fun of him.

Once, he was coaxed by other little boys to climb a tree.

But he was afraid of heights and was afraid to come down. He asked the people below to help him move the ladder, and they all left with cold faces.

So Li Xiaozi began to cry there. From morning till night, he stayed in the tree and dared not move.

Passing Murong Zheng suddenly heard the cry from above. As soon as he raised his chubby face, he saw a small group of things trembling in the tree.

She called the bodyguard beside her and saved the little thing.

Although Li Xiaohong knew he was saved, he kept crying. Murong Zheng can't see the past. He changed his handkerchief and comforted him with a soft voice. "Don't cry, mom said. A good boy who doesn't cry and has sugar to eat. "

After listening to her words, Li Xiaozi's crying gradually weakened and finally turned into a slight sniffle. He looked at the chubby little paws, but he was afraid to pick up the handkerchief.

Xiao Murong, who is as tall as him, is very helpless. He approached him directly and wiped his face with a handkerchief. Seeing his reddish eyes, she touched them with her fingers.

"Does it hurt?"

He shook his head, just a little swollen and uncomfortable.

She asked him why he was in the tree and where he lived. She planned to take him home by herself.

"I see you, but you are too timid and honest. You weren't afraid to climb that high, but you didn't dare to come down? " After listening to him, she looked at him angrily.

"In the future, don't look for those who leave you and fly away."

She reached out a finger and touched his forehead.

"Well, I see, Zheng Er, that's very kind of you."

"Ha, more than one person said that."

He looked at his tightly held hand and his mouth kept rising. He is happy to have a sincere friend.

When he went out again to find the address she said with great joy, it was already an empty lane. He didn't know that Murong was moved to the capital of Yu State because his father was promoted to a teacher.

Fortunately, I found you later.

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