Coaxing girls or jokes is mainly to send text messages to girlfriends. Let me ask the way. Woman: Where to? M: In your heart. such

1) Meditate deeply. Silent blessing is the truest. Silent thoughts are inseparable. Silent worry has been in my heart. Waiting silently to meet you. Silently, I miss you deeply, deeply. ..

2) Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Promise me?

3) Don't ask me how much I love you. Go to the hot sun to bask in the sun. The sun represents my feelings. Don't ask me how long I have loved you. Looking up at the lonely starry sky. The moon represents my heart!

Look at the girl across the street. The seed of lonely boy's love needs you to give me some love.

5) dung beetles fell in love with mosquitoes. Dung beetles: What's your occupation? Mosquito said shyly, nurse, give me an injection. What about you? Dung beetles whispered: We are colleagues, and I am a Chinese doctor!

6) Time makes people taste the charm of waiting, and space makes people feel the beauty of caring. Many times, the blessings between people don't need words to reflect, just like you are quietly watching the message I sent you at the moment. ...

7) A mouse saw a cat taking a nap and sang: The first snow in 2002? Seeing that the cat didn't respond, she sang impudently: Are you my lover? The cat woke up, grabbed the mouse and sang: Is this the best punishment for impulsiveness?

8) Send you a love island! Take some time to find it! The scenery inside is really good! I planted a piece of acacia grass and raised two love birds! I'm in a particularly good mood with love island! Wish you happiness and worry-free!

9) The blue sky is special to you, but I miss you helplessly; Baiyun lovely you, helpless I miss you; You stay away from the green wind, and I wait for you affectionately; Gentle rain romantic you, lonely I miss you!

10) Thinking of you forever; Read where you are every day; I don't have the heart to bother you; I just miss you so much today; Send a message to ask you; When can I see you? By the way, I also want to tell you; I only have you in my heart.

1 1) The moon on the first day bends and bends. People who miss you are so lonely. The moon garden in the fifteenth is so beautiful. I can't sleep at night without you. The moon is shy tonight. I miss you so much that the moon represents my heart!

12) Once upon a time, there were two people, one named Zhuang and the other named Xiao. One day Xiao disappeared, and Zhuang happened to see a group of people fighting, so he went to Bala and said, I'm looking for Xiao! The gang paused and said, are you faking it? Yes, I am!

13) We miss something every day. I missed it and found it, and I regretted it afterwards. Mom said that people had better not miss two things: the last bus home and the person who loves you deeply!

14) Warriors of China, Japan and Russia compete. Russian samurai cut off flies with one knife, while Japanese samurai cut off flies' wings with two knives. China samurai scored the highest score in two strokes. He cut a double eyelid for the fly!

15) A mouse strayed into a flower shop and was chased by a cat. When the mouse found that there was no way to escape, it picked up a rose and prepared to resist. When the cat saw it, it immediately lowered its head and said shyly, you damn fool. It's so sudden.

16) I hope you live in a warm place: Address: Lane 52 13 14, Missing Road, Love Street, Love City! The landlord is your favorite person, with a lease of 10 thousand years, and rent is the love of life. May you be happy!

17) There is a yearning for the full moon in the West Building, a tacit understanding, a feeling of gentle breeze and drizzle, a happiness, and a blessing as long as you live better than me.

18) It is warm to think of others. Being remembered by others is a kind of happiness. Fate is God's will. Part of it is artificial. A bosom friend is an appropriate tacit understanding. A bosom friend is a perfect friend. Friends are the concern of generation after generation! ! !