What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever seen?

In our countryside, we must visit relatives during the Spring Festival and holidays. I remember when I was 22, I went to my grandfather's house for dinner. At the beginning of dinner, the whole family sat around the dining table and talked about their families. At that time, everyone talked enthusiastically, and there was laughter from time to time.

I have a cousin who is about 5 years old. Because my family and my uncle's family are not from the same village, I seldom meet this cousin. He hardly knows me. He was immersed in a steak dinner at that time. After hearing the laughter of a group of people, he looked up and looked around. When he saw me, he suddenly popped out a sentence: You laugh! What are you laughing at? What's so funny! )。 With his serious expression, the air froze instantly. Everyone was silent for a few seconds, and then more laughter broke out. I still remember my embarrassed expression at that time, saying that he was not, not saying that he was not, and my neck was red. When it is the most embarrassing thing in life!

Come to think of it, I feel that I have done the most embarrassing thing. During my college years, I went to another school to play with my fellow villagers on weekends. After an hour's bus ride, I just got off the bus and my stomach hurts a little. You know, I can't find the toilet anywhere. At that time, I had to go to their school at once, for fear that I would be squeezed out in big strides and could not hold on in small steps. As soon as I got to school, I ran to their dormitory. I don't know why that day. There were few people in the dormitory, so I ran directly to the toilet on the second floor. At that time, the toilets were all short and partitioned, and I was finally comfortable! At this moment, I vaguely heard a girl talking outside. At that time, I didn't think much, thinking that this was a girl coming to play with a boy. I saw a girl going upstairs as soon as I went out afterwards. I just saw me coming out of the toilet. How can I feel that he is looking at me with strange eyes? I'm a little confused. I went downstairs and looked up. Why are all the girls' clothes hanging in the corridor? I said, how is that possible? It used to be a boys' dormitory. Later, I found a fellow villager, and when I asked, I realized that they had changed their dormitory and moved to another building, which was a girls' dormitory. God, what if a girl ran into the bathroom at that time? Do you think that woman will call the security office immediately? Smelly hooligans, hooligans are out, so embarrassing.

In fact, many embarrassing things happened when I was unprepared. I believe many people will laugh to themselves when they think of the embarrassing things they have experienced. If the embarrassing things get further embarrassing, I can't wait to find a hole to get into.

I'll also tell you my most embarrassing thing. I worked in a small garment processing factory in Shijiazhuang more than ten years ago when I was twenty years old. All the 30 workers in the factory are unmarried in their twenties. I am the only one from Yunnan, and other bosses, including Wang, are from Hubei. At that time, the factory was all women except me and the boss. I am a tailor.

The condition of that factory is very poor, and the rented house is like a quadrangle. It was very hot in summer, so I temporarily installed a small room to take a bath. The door was locked with a bolt.

One night I came out from work and went to take a shower. When the door was pushed, I rushed in. As a result, the two women workers forgot to insert the door latch in the shower, so I won't say their names. Originally, they turned their backs on me and felt someone coming in. At that time, the scene was shocked, and dozens of people who got off work at the door were also shocked. The two women workers were clearly seen from top to bottom, and the scenes and figures were wide open. I reacted, stepped back and closed the door. I was too embarrassed to look at them for months, and the two women workers didn't say anything.

Later, I went home at the end of the year, and then I lost contact because I changed my phone number. After many years, they can only say sorry to two female workers. In addition, I missed everyone in the factory at that time, but after more than ten years, they are all married now. It's just a simple friendship miss. I hope the factory will remember those years of contact.

I have indeed seen embarrassing things.

The gynecologist is a man. I believe many women have seen it. I went to the city hospital to see gynecology. I saw it in the gynecology clinic. At that time, I called my number. As soon as I came in, it was impossible for a male doctor to examine a woman! There is also an elderly female doctor next to her. Oh, dear! Shame to death! I hurried out, and there were several women waiting to see a doctor at the door. According to them, this male doctor is an intern. I thought to myself: which subject is this male doctor not good at? Do you have to study gynecology? I stopped seeing a doctor this morning. Then I came again in the afternoon, and I didn't go to see the doctor until the intern male doctor left.

Some men are unruly and uncivilized, and stand on the side of the road to pee. Are women embarrassed? It was getting dark one day, and I rode an electric car home and saw this scene. Embarrassed, shall I go forward? Or wait a little longer? It's getting dark I crustily skin of head, turned my face away and rode away quickly. This man is shameless. Even if you can't hold your urine, can't you find a place where someone is hiding and drain it?

Also, it's embarrassing to see the zipper on the front door of a man's pants that you didn't know well before. Hurry up.

Sisters, have you ever met such an embarrassing thing?

Tell a true story, afraid of being seen by the parties.

Last year, last year's Spring Festival, my friend won money at cards, and then invited a guest to wash his feet. Wash your feet for the first time in your life.

Then, we have three seats in the same room. Those two are my friends, and then they are talking with the technicians there. I was there at first.

I found it wrong, because they talked about some local people at the same time. I found inexplicably that some of the people they said were people I knew, and one of the technicians said ...

Then change the venue, as if they went out to get things collectively.

I told two of my friends and finally came to a conclusion that one of the technicians was the mother of one of my friends. Although I seldom see her several times a year, I am afraid of being recognized.

Finally, they came in again, and my two friends cooperated to say where. The more I listen to it, the worse I feel, because I am 100% sure that that person is the mother of a friend of mine, and it is still in the same place. The distance between the two houses is less than 300 meters.

Thief stimulation. At that time, he had just turned 18 and was still tutoring. . .

There used to be a female teacher in the office. Because there was a computer room next to her, there was a big iron gate in the corridor, which was anti-theft!

One morning, I just came to raise the flag, and all the teachers and students in the school stood still. When I first arrived, I saw the front door of my female colleague standing at the back of the team wide open, and her red underwear stood out. Fortunately, no one found out, so I hurried over.

Whispered: Your door is not closed!

The goods directly said loudly: What door is not closed? Look, I closed it well! Look, look. Point to the door upstairs and say!

She didn't say nothing, everyone turned around and stared at the red line!

Haha, I almost killed several teachers nearby!

What could be more embarrassing than sending abusive words to the client?

When I used to work in a media company, our boss was a divorced woman in her 40 s, probably just divorced. She has a long face in Bandoola every day and looks impatient. Some colleagues privately call him "extinct old woman".

Later, a colleague didn't come one day, wanted to call for leave, and was afraid of being scolded, so he asked me about the situation.

"Extinction of the old lady's mood today? I want to ask for leave ... "

I craned my neck to look at it and replied, "The extinct old woman is in a good mood today!" "

Damn it, I didn't find this message sent to our boss in time. Until my colleague sent me a text message to urge me. I was puzzled to find that my message was sent to the extinct old lady, but it has been more than 2 minutes and cannot be withdrawn. At that time, I was really dead.

Later, our boss didn't show anything, but every time I saw her, I felt weak. Finally, I couldn't stand this feeling and chose to resign.

This is the real experience of an acquaintance, and he also thinks it is the most unforgettable, shameful and embarrassing past in life.

His name is Lu, nicknamed "Lumaqiao". Six brothers, the eldest brother and the second brother are in their thirties, and they haven't said anything about their daughter-in-law. According to the rural saying, he is already a "bachelor".

In a blink of an eye, Lu grew up again, and his parents were afraid of adding another "bachelor" to their family, so they set about telling him about an inverted marriage and asked him to go to her husband's house and be adopted by his wife.

According to Lu, it was unexpected that the woman rented three carriages to marry the "groom" on the wedding day in order to show off ostentation and extravagance, and let him sit alone in a carriage with a red hijab and dowry. Then firecrackers exploded and blew to marry the groom.

There are many people along the way, and there are also many people who watch the rare and watch the excitement. Some hecklers just stopped the wedding car and refused to let go. They must see what the groom looks like. What's more, some pranksters had to kiss him.

Lu said that young people love face. At that time, it was really embarrassing, and even my heart died ... When people raised his red hijab to the middle and wanted to be indecent, I saw this handsome 22-year-old boy stand up, salute those who didn't think it was too big with his hands, and cried and said, "My family is poor and incompetent, which made men, women and children laugh ..."

From then on, in the routine of marrying the groom and entering the bridal chamber, Lu was like a puppet, with a blank mind and no self to be led away.

Wei Chao said that it was a terrible nightmare. After he married that woman, he was often awakened by nightmares at night for a long time.

He also said that according to the rules, although my son doesn't have my last name now, I must train him to study hard so that he can't follow my old path …

Today, Lu is over 50 years old, but because he got married in a carriage, people are still used to calling him a car …

The most embarrassing thing that happened to me was a huge embarrassment. Once, a friend of mine ordered two bighead carp, each weighing more than ten or twenty Jin, which was very popular in Xiaoxi Reservoir in rural areas and could not be bought without an appointment.

I bought two big fish and prepared a big meal at night, so I greeted my relatives in advance and ate fish at night, including my grandparents, who were only about ten kilometers away from my home, so my wife and I drove home to pick them up for dinner as soon as it got dark.

There are three rooms in my grandmother's house, which are arranged in a triangle. The house below is an old house where my grandfather lives. The house on the right is my little uncle's house (empty), and the house above is my second uncle's house. My grandmother lived there with my uncle's two children, my uncle went out to work, and my grandmother lived there.

My wife and I didn't go to grandpa's house until dark. We went straight to the old house on the ground floor, called me grandpa and pushed the door open. For a moment, it was particularly embarrassing. He sat by the TV alone. As soon as the door opened, my wife and I saw the indecent DVD video on TV at a glance. Very embarrassing. My grandfather tried to press DVD to turn off the phone, and the video may be played for more than 20 seconds. Suddenly, both sides fell into a particularly embarrassing situation.

But my wife didn't pay attention to the picture clearly and didn't know what it was showing. A month later, my wife saw my embarrassed expression that night and suddenly asked me what was wrong. Later, I told her about it. My wife said that my grandfather's image was directly halved. Should I tell my wife about this embarrassing thing?

Speaking of the embarrassing things I have seen, I want to share with my friends what is at the bottom of the wardrobe. There is nothing most embarrassing, only more embarrassing. I must hold back, don't laugh ~ ~ how uncomfortable it is, and see how they can resolve it tactfully.

Look at this superb skill first.

The wisdom of beauty.

This handsome guy's "cover your ears and steal the bell"!

Poor friends, leave me alone.

While admiring their wit, there are also some "embarrassment" in distress situation.

Look at the embarrassment that makes you laugh, and then look at these celebrities.

Finally, look at the lovely national treasure and pity its little ass.

Did you laugh after reading the embarrassment at the bottom of the closet?