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1. Men always say. If I have no money, no car, no house and no diamond ring, but I have 1 a heart that loves you, will you marry me? I want to say, if I have no breasts, no ass, no looks and no height, but I have a 1 heart that loves you, will you marry me?

2. When many girls are praised for being quiet, they will say in their hearts: you ignorant human beings.

The mobile phone in my hand is connected to the power supply, and the earphone is connected to me. I feel like a critically ill patient lying in bed. Once the tube was pulled out, I lost all consciousness.

When this person is unlucky, he can frighten himself by sneezing, take off his sweater and electrocute himself.

Verb (abbreviation for verb) percentage

nine

Nineteen funerals were idle. They are idle, have no money, have no goals, are anxious all day and feel very tired.

6. What little suckling dog, little German shepherd, old country dog ... don't be so confused to describe a man.

seven

Bad, just one word, dog.

Seven. I don't care about the past. What I should respect is my brave self. After all the disappointment and betrayal, I am still full of ambition and dare to love and hate.

8. A: "Why do warm men always become love rat?" B: "Have you ever burned coal?"

Don't talk so high with other women, or you'll be afraid if we get together in the future and I dig up old scores.

Ten keyboards are not enough to kneel.

Girl, please wake up. Some people chase you not because you are beautiful, but because others know you are a slut. 1 1. Marry me, wash the dishes if you want, and wipe the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough?

12. Even if you feel like a piece of smelly shit, you will meet a kind dung beetles, who will find you in Wan Li not far away, treat you as a treasure, and then roll you home in Wan Li not far away.

Thirteen. Sometimes, we live very tired, not because life is too mean, but because we are too easily infected by the external atmosphere and influenced by other people's emotions.

Fourteen. "If the person you like just likes you, do you know what this is called?" "That's called imagination."

15. Don't criticize everywhere like a dissatisfied housewife, don't comment on unclear things, and don't criticize things that have nothing to do with you.

Look straight, there are many people who love you.

16. Those who talk about me behind my back, I want to tell you that I am neither your father nor your mother, and there are not so many stories for you to remember.

17. What is scum? It means that you will always say you are sorry, but you will not change.

18. Some girls get scared when it thunders in rainy days, and even scare their babies to death. At night, the DJ in the bar exploded loudly, one black and the other bright. Why haven't I seen you scared?