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Does anyone have a joke about the Dragon Boat Festival? Let me read it.

One day, the wolf wanted to eat three little pigs. Two of the three little pigs were at the door and one was on the roof. Pig 1 and Pig 2 are at the door, and Pig 3 is on the roof. Pig 1’s name is “Who”

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Pig 2’s name is “Where”

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Pig 3’s name is “What”. So there was a wonderful conversation.

(Wolf): Who are you?

(Pig 1): Yes

(Wolf): What?

(Pig) 1: "What" is on the roof.

(Wolf): I asked you what your name is?

(Pig 1): My name is "who", "what" is on the roof!

(The wolf asked the pig again 2): Who are you?

(Pig 2): I am not "who", he is "who". Pointing at Pig 1

(Wolf): Do you know him?

(Pig 2): Yeah!

(Wolf): Who is he?

(Pig 2): Yes.

(Wolf): What?

(Pig 2): "What" is on the roof!

(Wolf): Where?

(Pig 2): "Where" is me.

(Wolf): Who?

(Pig 2): "Who" is he. Pointing at Pig 1

(Wolf) again: How do I know?

(Pig 2): “Who” are you looking for?

(Wolf): What?

(Pig 2): Is he on the roof?

(Wolf): Where?

(Pig 2): It’s me.

(Wolf): Who?

(Pig 2): I am not "who", he is "who".

(Wolf): Oh my God!

(Zhuzhu 1·2): "Oh my God" is our father.

(Wolf): What is your father?

(Pig 2): No!

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and looked up to the sky and sighed: Why?

(Zhuzhu 1·2·3): Do you know our grandfather?

(Wolf): What?

(Pig 1): No, our grandfather is "why".

(Wolf): Why?

(Pig 1): Yes!

(Wolf): What is it?

(Pig 1): No "why".

(Wolf): Who?

(Pig 1): "Who" am I?

(Wolf): Who are you?

(Pig 1): Yes, I am "who".

(Wolf): What?

(Pig 1·2): "What" is on the roof. ~~~~The wolf shouted loudly, Oh my god!

I'm crazy!

So he jumped into the pot and cried: "Three pig brothers." Eat me, I have no attachment to life!

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