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A complete collection of funny wishes for girls' day

1, March 7th, Girls' Day, filled with happy air, projecting youthful sunshine, flashing beautiful figures and full of intoxicating fragrance. May the happy elves spend a good time with you and be happy forever!

2. If a drop of water represents a post, I will send you the whole East China Sea, if a star represents a miss, I will send you a galaxy, and if a spoonful of honey represents a blessing, I will send you a hornet's nest on Girls' Day!

I wish you a bright and bright journey to the west. Everyone loves watching flowers bloom and fall, beating invincible hands all over the world, killing ghosts, drowning fish and geese, being ashamed to enjoy flowers and dizzy a lot of you. Happy girls' day and all the best.

4,: Internet access is free, ten years younger, not tired at work, handsome guys waiting in line, omnipotent, seafood is not fat, clothes are not expensive.

5, women don't have to be beautiful, as long as there is love; Women don't have to be too rich, as long as they are happy; Women don't have to be too strong, just be confident-happy holidays to beautiful girls who read text messages!

6. Sunshine is your ornament, elegance is your wisdom, warmth is your charm, and love is your treasure. Today is the seventh Girls' Day. May happiness be with you, beauty with you, and youth with you.

If I turn every compliment to you into a flower, there will always be a garden full of flowers around me. Wish you a happy holiday!

Your smile makes your heart beat! When you look at it, the world is shocking! Your first stop, traffic is paralyzed! You look good without dressing up! When you dress up, the whole universe is amazed! Beauty, I wish you a happy girls' day.

9. In the spring morning, I woke up carefree, and sexual harassment was everywhere; If you don't cherish chastity, you will become a sister-in-law tomorrow.

10, March 7th Girls' Day, March 8th Women's Day and March 9th Boys' Day, right? Don't! March 9th Cold Food Festival. Why? When the two festivals came together, the ladies were "frozen" in beauty. They always have Sanjiu Ganmao Mausoleum. Happy girls' day!

1 1, grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish you the result of failing the course! Radish, cucumber and Chinese cabbage, I wish you love every day! Cola tea boiled water, I hope you can have a good sleep every night! Cookies, milk and big cakes, I wish you a high salary every year! Happy girls' day!

12, I miss you like a mouse loves rice. In order to remember you forever, I save rice every day. Finally, I save enough rice for you. I wish you more and more beautiful!

13, those who receive my blessing will never be fired; People who study will succeed; People who store will love sweetness; People who delete will be lucky again and again; The salary of people who forwarded it soared! Happy girls' day!

14, you will always represent the development direction of beautiful girls in China, the beautiful and gentle goal of beautiful women in China, and the dream lover of the most handsome guy in China. Theory of Three Represents Theory Happy Girls' Day!

15, the angel registered the beautiful women in the world and sent them to God for review. God took a look at them and ordered: It's girls' day. Send a short message to the kindest, most capable, smartest and most beautiful woman: I wish her peace, happiness, health and happiness forever!

16, girls are like flowers; Flowers are like girls. Perhaps, you are the flower fairy like a poem and a dream. On this special day, I wish you more beautiful and mature!

17, a woman should cultivate her body and mind like moonlight, be compassionate and gentle, be broad-minded, light the light of wisdom, and let people who get along with her bathe in the cool moonlight.

18, March 8 girls' day, planting small wishes and harvesting big dreams. Get on the small stage and become the leading role. Let go of the small present and embrace the big future. Girls' Day, I wish you a beautiful and happy life!

19, with you, the world will have peace; With you, there will be marriage in the world; Life is beautiful with you; With you, the years are enchanting; With you here, there will be Girls' Day and my blessing.

20. Today: All monks keep your hair, all presidents call you, all handsome guys send you flowers, and all men become fools for you. Happy holidays!

2 1, I wish all lesbians: demonization around them, white-collar income, housework, happy daily life, lasting love, petty bourgeoisie, shopping madness, lover scale, husband slavery; And wish the female compatriots.

22. Without the sun, flowers would not bloom; Without love, happiness will not come; Without women, there is no love; I don't know what the future would be like without you. Happy girls' day! You said you didn't want to grow up and would rather believe in fairy tales. You said you didn't want to be mature, and you would rather be a porcelain doll. You said you didn't want to be bound and longed for invisible wings. Little girl, little woman, may you stay away from sadness forever. Happy girls' day!

23. You are a girl, a beautiful girl. You are a girl, a gentle girl. You are a girl, a lovely girl. You are a girl, a happy girl. Girls' Day is coming. On behalf of all boys, I wish all girls a happy holiday!

24. Girls are gentle as water, so boys are doomed to be tragedies; Girls are roses with thorns, so boys will find it difficult; Girls are sexy advertisements on web pages. I want to order them, but I dare not. That girl is you, beautiful, cute and a little naughty. On March 7th, Girls' Day arrived. I wish you a charming girl: May you become more and more attractive!

25. Today is March 7th. Send text messages to girls. The world is especially beautiful because of your birth; The world is very wonderful because of your existence. A little greeting, a deep meaning, may you become more and more beautiful.

26. There is a trace of youth in maturity, nobility in splendor, narcissism in elegance, evil thoughts in purity, innocence in romance and cunning in smile. This is you, lovely little girl! Happy girls' day. bend

27. In the Mood for Love, let yourself fly, be gorgeous and free. Today is the seventh Girls' Day. You are a girl, and you are in charge. You are a girl and you are happy. May you follow the melody of your dreams and enjoy the happy years.

28. There is silk in maturity, silk in beauty, silk in elegance, silk in narcissism, silk in purity, silk in romance and silk in smile. This is you, lovely little girl! Happy girls' day.

29, girls are extroverted, indicating that you are cheerful and generous; Not staying in China shows that you are young, happy and carefree. Women hold up half the sky, which means you are as happy as a fairy; 7 Girls' Day means that I will wish you happiness and nothing more.

30. Your figure is like a devil, beautiful and enchanting; Who can compare with your wisdom and envy others; Your charm is incomparable. You have charmed the whole world. Today is girls' day. I wish you the more attractive you look!

3 1, where does the wind come from, and the wind comes from style; Where does Excellence come from, and Excellence comes from Excellence; Where beauty comes from, where beauty comes from; Where do you come from? You come from youth. where i was from? I come from blessing. Today is 7 Girls' Day, your exclusive festival. I want to give my most sincere wishes to you, the most elegant, outstanding, beautiful and youngest. May you have a happy journey!