April fool's day prank blessing war

1. I love you all my life, it's true, please believe me! You are my baby, I can't live without you! Only I know your heart best, and your eyes are the gentlest! Please look at the third word of each sentence. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. You are really not smart enough, and your nose is like an old fritter; Eyes like red pepper; Eyebrows are like two knives; Walk on both sides; It seems that the crab fainted. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. From April 1 day, the salary of all employees in this unit will increase by 40%. Please collect the difference to Finance at 9: 00-1-March. Wish you a happy holiday!

4. Notice: April Fool's Day has arrived. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure!

5. There are stars and the moon in the sky, the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon has a lot on his mind, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are in love, the Moon Old Matchmaker is a myth, and there is a fool who doesn't talk and squints at the phone. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

8. Look at you, American head, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong foot, nobody, ghost, only one head and two legs. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man! But you'll be fine. You are right and innocent. I envy you! Happy April Fool's Day!

10. One river springs and one Jiang Tao, and the mountain is higher than the mountain. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!