My boyfriend said he wanted to forget me, so I wanted to send a text message to hurt him the most.

Do you know what this reminds me of...

You remind me of an animal I had a long, long time ago. It was a very well-behaved animal. I call him Gini, and every time I throw a bone for him to eat, I call him Gini. It always responds to me: woof. I shouted again: Gini. It also calls: Woof.

Woof. kini. Woof. kini. Woof. kini. Woof. kini. getting over You.