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On a dark night in Putou, you invite me to go to the street. When you come to the corner, suddenly a man rides a bad motorcycle. Ah, you were frightened and sighed, and slapped your heart and soul with all your strength: Oops! It's so dangerous, I'm fighting for my life, I'll run as hard as I can to get it back!

If you make enough money at night, you will die low. Dang dry board to bring materials!

As soon as a thief Gu stole an old chicken, he caught it blindly and ran to the owner's house to look at it. When the owner asked him to cook, the old thief said: "I want to pull out some chicken feathers and draw them." Teeth."

Duck and croak, sprinkle sugarcane with regular water, drip sugarcane with DOT, marry with bamboo spoon, bamboo spoon leaks, marry with wine, drink with table knife, marry with field knife, field knife Land, marry the emperor, the emperor goes to heaven, marry a fairy, the fairy has no choice, marry a wax duck, the wax duck has no oil, marry a scalper, the scalper has gone to grass, marry the sister-in-law, the sister-in-law's fate is crooked, marry the old TAI, the old TAI If your life is short, marry a bamboo pole. If the bamboo pole leaks wind, marry a thunder god. The thunder god will blow his horn, blow up the head and get the shell.

Trouble the bones, stir up the slag, have a pretty tongue, a pretty belly, and a pretty pulse gauge. Fall inside, then rock the toad, wait a while, take the pole and sweep away the shovel, climb the urine spoon as much as possible, use the pole as much as you can, and use the legs to string together, and then I can eat your foot shit! You damn devil dare to come to Burning Cliff!

One day, when the fish was walking on the street, suddenly there was a fish with a knife in front of the fish. The fish was frightened and fed to death, and it ran away and screamed. There is only a dead end, Yu Min is determined to die, Diao Gu takes the knife and says in front of Yu: Change the Yu Juya!

Tonight a mosquito is looking for you. I really want you to catch you, because I have no way to get close to you. Please don’t Just some mosquito coils, you will know how much love you will receive! :)