Funny WeChat Moments about Chinese Valentine’s Day, hilarious sentences about Chinese Valentine’s Day

Talk about the funny WeChat Moments on Chinese Valentine’s Day (1)

1. Confession on Valentine’s Day, but people won’t listen. People don't believe me if I confess my love on April Fool's Day. Confessing love on Qingming Festival is not something others should do.

2. If the stars can understand the hearts at this moment, if the moon can understand the feelings at this moment, may all lovers in the world finally get married!

3. Don’t ask me how I spend the Chinese Valentine’s Day, just skip it. For me, Chinese Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that the summer vacation is over.

4. When you fall in love with someone, saying "I love you" only completes 1, how to prove that your love accounts for the other 99.

5. Love plus love equals very much love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love.

6. It’s a lie that I want to drink with you, but it’s true that I want to get drunk in your arms.

7. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and I have to tell you a special "note": dogs will die if they eat chocolate!

8. History is always surprisingly similar. I was single on Chinese Valentine’s Day last year, I was single on Chinese Valentine’s Day last year, and I’m still single on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year.

9. Apart from you, I have no one else. It’s just that I don’t want anyone but you.

10. I dreamed last night that my boyfriend was gone, so I cried sadly in the dream. After waking up, I found that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

11. I dreamed that my boyfriend was dead, so I cried sadly. When I woke up and found that I didn’t have a boyfriend at all, I cried even more sadly.

12. A person’s life is calm and peaceful.

13. Don’t even ask me out on Chinese Valentine’s Day! In the morning I have to sell flowers, in the evening I have to sell condoms, and in the early morning I have to squat in front of the hotel to sell medicine.

14. I am familiar with all your bad habits and have seen through all your ugliness, but I still love you!

15. During Chinese Valentine’s Day every year, you are all celebrating Chinese Valentine’s Day, but I am drinking Qixi.

16. It’s very hot, right? It will get cooler by Chinese Valentine’s Day.

17. I hope that when my hair is gray and my teeth have fallen out and my face is wrinkled, you will still say that you love me as before.

18. In this evil new society, why is there no arranged marriage? As a result, I am still single today!

19. The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note into each box of chocolates: Let's break up!

20. The Chinese Valentine's Day, My sister was alone, taking Dove and walking on the street. Talk about the funny WeChat Moments on Chinese Valentine’s Day (2)

1. The Chinese Valentine’s Day is here again! The first line: envy, jealousy, and hatred; the second line: emptiness, loneliness, and coldness; the horizontal line: paralysis that I am single.

2. I hope you can clarify your identity and you are mine

3. I’m so sorry! Every Chinese Valentine's Day, there will be a person holding flowers in his hands and saying to me... I'm sorry, please give me a step!

4. We have just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl lost their footing and fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement. Chinese Valentine's Day is cancelled. Please tell each other.

5. I hope that during the Qixi Festival, the girl who loves me can give me a rose, and the Chinese girl who loves me can give me a chrysanthemum.

6. Valentine’s Day is coming soon. This is a sad story.

7. Today is Valentine’s Day, but what does it have to do with me? It’s always Valentine’s Day without a lover.

8. The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon, listen! The sound of a dog crying...

9. I have nothing to do, so I figured out with my fingers that I have to spend Chinese Valentine's Day alone this year, and even my dog ??has a partner!

10. If you don’t love me anymore, don’t force yourself even though I don’t want to say goodbye.

12. Little lazy cat, how are you sleeping soundly? Today is Chinese Valentine’s Day! Miss me! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

13. I have been single for 20 years! I have always celebrated my birthdays by myself, Chinese Valentine’s Day by myself, and even if I had the ability, I would celebrate my exams by myself!

14. I don’t like Chinese Valentine’s Day, because on Chinese Valentine’s Day, there is still no magpie bridge on the Milky Way; I don’t like Chinese Valentine’s Day, because on Chinese Valentine’s Day, whispers are still not heard under the grape trellis; I don’t like Chinese Valentine’s Day, because on Chinese Valentine’s Day, there is still no magpie bridge on the Milky Way; You won’t accompany me on Chinese Valentine’s Day.

15. We don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, and we don’t have anyone to express our feelings to on April Fool’s Day. It’s better to have someone to worship on Qingming Festival.

16. I regretted many things when I grew up, but I never regretted liking you.

17. Stop asking me if I have a boyfriend. It is against the laws of heaven for us gods to fall in love with mortals.

18. What’s the point of showing affection on Chinese Valentine’s Day? You can compete with me in shopping on Taobao Tmall on Singles’ Day.

19. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day. I am here to wish you all a happy New Year.

20. ?Miss you: rising in the east, setting in the west; missing you: four seasons, impermanence; missing you: eating, drinking, diarrhea; missing you: spending money, moonlight; missing you, eyes, heart; missing you : Past life, this life! Today, Chinese Valentine's Day, holiday, happy! Funny WeChat Moments about Chinese Valentine’s Day (Part 3)

1. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, we single nobles formed a group to go to the cinema and separated the seats one by one!

2. Today is Chinese Valentine’s Day! , those who like me have not confessed their love to me yet, I am really a calm and steady person.

3. As soon as Valentine's Day comes, those who have lovers become excited, and they are so excited that they finally break up on Valentine's Day.

4. "What do you want to give me on Chinese Valentine's Day?" "I will send you thousands of miles away."

5. The Weaver Girl doesn't need to frown, the Cowherd who once was with you is now again Back. Holding hands on Magpie Bridge and looking into tearful eyes, I don’t want to return to the beautiful scenery in the good time.

6. A bunch of brats are still thinking about celebrating Valentine’s Day every day. You should do what you should do at your age, such as having children.

7. Some people ask me if I am still a person on Chinese Valentine's Day. Will I turn into a dog?

8. I heard that Chinese Valentine's Day is coming, but what about me? ! ! No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me.

9. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming, and it's time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

10. I want to give a negative review to my future partner’s mother. The delivery was too slow and I haven’t received the baby yet.

11. I’m not afraid of spending Chinese Valentine’s Day alone, I’m just afraid that the people I like will spend it with others.

12. A past that is unbearable to look back on... On Chinese Valentine's Day last year, I mustered up the courage to confess my love to a very handsome man. Male God: "Our gender is not suitable." The gender is not suitable... In this case, then I have nothing to say...

13. Don't even ask me out on Chinese Valentine's Day, I want to play Lianliankan at home all day , with a tap of your fingers, one pair is eliminated.

14. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Nonsense, it’s not a person. Could it be a dog? Now that I think about it, it's true.

15. It’s too long to go to the Magpie Bridge once a year, so send a text message on your mobile phone to express your love!

16. In a blink of an eye, the Chinese Valentine’s Day is here again, silly gifts of flowers and plants, tacky drinks and full meals , Sing and dance when you are bored, hug and hug when you are bold, fall down on the spot when you are passionate, send a text message to say hello when you are timid!

17. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. If you are still single, don't worry, God is looking at you and saying: "I want to leave you a special one!".

18. ?Haha, showing affection cannot really hurt me, the only thing that can really hurt me is lack of money~

19. ?Lovebirds fall on the treetops, and there are lovers Children hug each other gently, whispering to each other in soft words, soft and sweet in the dim moonlight, meeting lovers on the magpie bridge on Chinese Valentine's Day, I am willing to love you for a hundred years and live happily ever after.

20. Summer is here. I want the cool wind, sweet strawberry ice cream, and round watermelon. I like you, well, it seems too greedy, so I only want you! Talk about Chinese Valentine's Day in Qixi Moments

1. In fact, Chinese Valentine's Day and July Half are the same, except that Chinese Valentine's Day is the money to burn people alive, and July Half is the money to burn people to death. On the Chinese Valentine's Day, a lot of nonsense is told to people, and on July 1st, a lot of nonsense is told to ghosts.

2. Valentine’s Day is coming, and I can only apologize to myself: I’m sorry, but I have to spend Valentine’s Day alone again this year.

3. History is always surprisingly similar. I was single on Chinese Valentine's Day last year, I was single on Chinese Valentine's Day last year, and I am still single on Chinese Valentine's Day this year.

4. It turns out that a person will die on Chinese Valentine's Day: One Chinese Valentine's Day and seven = death.

5. When Chinese Valentine's Day comes, some people's cars shake and some people's beds shake, but I choose the earthquake.

6. Don’t ask me how my Chinese Valentine’s Day was, I will only tell you that I slept well and ate well next Tuesday.

7. When the tears fell, I could only believe that it was my fault.

8. What’s the point of showing affection on Chinese Valentine’s Day? You can compete with me on Singles’ Day to grab things.

9. How happy your tomorrow is is not something I can give you.

10. Familiar people gradually become strangers, and they feel like strangers when we meet again.

11. If you feel lonely on Chinese Valentine's Day, turn off the lights and play a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

12. The lively neon lights on the street become more and more sad as I look at them. I have been alone for three to five years, and I still cannot understand a future.

13. I need a boyfriend to help me with my homework on Chinese Valentine’s Day.

14. The contract between life and death, becoming happy with the son, holding the hand of the son, growing old with the son, is really the saddest poem. Death, life and separation are all major events that are not under our control. Compared with external forces, we are so small, so small! But we insist on saying: "I want to be with you forever, and we will never be separated for the rest of my life." It's as if we have the final say.

15. Typhoons should be roaring around the world on Valentine's Day. Show your affection and the eaves and roof tiles of your house are all blown away. Where to sleep at night is a fucking problem, hahahahaha.

16. In fact, Valentine’s Day and Qingming Festival are the same, because they are all lies.

17. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming, it’s time to prepare dog food.

18. "What are you going to do on Chinese Valentine's Day?" "Play Lianliankan." "Why?" "A pair can kill a pair."

19. Internet surfing and sleeping. Quarreling and eating, that seems to be all we have.

20. Due to long-term separation, the Cowherd and his cow got along well, so the Chinese Valentine's Day has been cancelled. I hope you will tell each other.

21. The person I will marry in the future will do less sorry things to me on Valentine’s Day. Thank you.

22. The scenery behind many oaths slowly fades. And you ebb in the sea of ????people that never sets.

23. Today is Valentine’s Day. I saw a boy downstairs giving a girl Dove. I poured a bucket of water down, “I heard that rainy days go better with chocolate!”

24. During the Chinese Valentine's Day, hire two children. When they meet a boy, they call them dad, and when they meet a girl, they call them mom. If they can split a pair, they will be a pair.

25. When I turn on my phone now, it’s all about Valentine’s Day. I just want to tell you that if you have a lover, celebrate it. If you don’t have a lover, hold on. Give it some face. It’s Valentine’s Day. Don’t give it face. It's just July 7th at best.

26. Isn’t it almost Chinese Valentine’s Day? I’m afraid of it. It has not been my day for fifteen years. It’s the same this time. It’s okay. I’ll get used to it after a while.

27. Friends who don’t have a date on Chinese Valentine’s Day, let’s set up a stall to sell dog food together.

28. Today is Valentine’s Day, but what does it have to do with me? It’s always Valentine’s Day without a lover.

29. I always want to escape, but I know where I want to escape.

30. The sun shines directly into my room, but I never feel a trace of warmth. Say short sentences about the sadness of Chinese Valentine's Day. Say the sad story about singles on Chinese Valentine's Day in your circle of friends

1. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, are you lonely? Melancholy? Hold a glass of wine and taste a little loneliness.

2. I have ten thousand reasons to want to see you, but I lack an identity that allows me to see you. I really want to see you and hold you tightly.

3. Whoever accompanies me on Valentine's Day seems to be my shadow.

4. Everyone talks about being single, but when they see a couple, they still remain silent.

5. The sad thing is not that no one celebrates Valentine's Day, but that I still celebrate it by myself even though I have a lover.

6. I have come to believe that there are some people I will never have to wait for, so I understand why I cry in dim lights.

7. From having nothing to say to having nothing to say, I remember it all.

8. My world can be understood by myself.

9． I'm not afraid of spending Chinese Valentine's Day alone, I'm just afraid that the people I like will spend it with others.

10. Once upon a time, you were a beam of light in my heart, with all the warmth in the world. Now you are a thorn in my heart, unforgettable. From now on you will be a speck of dust in my heart, insignificant.

11. You are right, I love you too much, I can take care of my feelings myself.

12. Sometimes, you risk everything for someone, but it's not as good as doing nothing for someone.

13. On the night of Chinese Valentine's Day, the lonely night, I learned to be brave without you, I learned to be strong without your company, and I learned to pretend in the days without you.

14. Finally, I walked away from you silently without making any sound. I missed a lot and I was always sad alone.

15. People who don’t have a partner are always hurt mercilessly on the Chinese Valentine’s Day.

16. Half of the piano score plays about the origins of a lifetime, and the sound of the flute lingers and sighs about the melancholy of a lifetime.

17. You finally believe that such a person will appear in your life. Even if you risk everything, even if you give everything you have, even if you risk death, you can't go to the end with him.

18. Later, I got used to living alone, I got used to not showing sadness anymore, I got used to not telling my heart anymore, and I got used to you not loving me anymore. Let’s talk about the beautiful classic sentences of Chinese Valentine’s Day in WeChat Moments on Chinese Valentine’s Day

Let’s talk about Chinese Valentine’s Day in WeChat Moments (1)

1. Those who rent out their hearts in WeChat Moments Don’t have any B-numbers? - I usually stay alone for free, but you want to pay for Chinese Valentine’s Day?

2. Three miles of breeze, three miles of wind, you will walk step by step in the wind.

3. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I have a single cat to accompany me. I am single but very happy!

4. When I look at you, the world is warm Colorful.

5. If you love someone, be brave enough to express your love today. Even if the result is unsatisfactory, at least you have tried hard.

6. On Chinese Valentine's Day, no one is holding hands, so go home early and play with your single dog hand in hand!

7. Valentine's Day is coming, welcome all my friends Please ask me to be a light bulb and take care of the food. I will shut up when I should shut up and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

8. The journey with you in the years will not be wasted.

9. I will refine the language of loving you in the night of missing you, just for Valentine’s Day. Chocolate has endless sweetness. I carefully wrap myself in the chocolate and wish you a Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day. Have a sweet Valentine's Day!

10. The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. I sincerely wish you: someone will miss you every second; someone will love you every minute; someone will care about you every hour of the day; and someone will accompany you every day of the month. You; someone loves you every month of the year!

11. A love letter does not need to be too long. Three lines are enough. I love you not long but for a lifetime.

12. When you can’t sleep, think about me more and don’t waste time, you know?

13. Our online love started today! It’s really sweet. !I hope you will be by my side every Chinese Valentine’s Day.

14. I want to have a romantic relationship with you and not be content with this world.

15. If you are the sun, I will be the sunflower, looking at you every day! If you are the rose, I will be the green leaves, relying on you every day! My dear, you are my life The most beautiful thing in life

16. In your eyes, I am missing and I am not missing. All the same. Because I have never entered your world.

17. Valentine’s Day is here. Walking on the street, being single is king and the focus.

18. A sincere heart is only open to you, true love is only infatuated with you, and sincere words are only expressed to you. The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming, please believe that my love will be like a cowherd, and I will never change my love for you!

19. The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon, single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put into each box of chocolates Stuff a note: Let’s break up!

20. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is just spending the days of daily necessities with you. Qixi Valentine’s Day WeChat Moments Talk (2)

1. You continue to be crazy in the world without me, and I learn to be strong without you.

2. How lucky I am to have you greet me, accompany you, care about you, and miss you!

3. The most touching words on Chinese Valentine's Day are not "I love you" , but "I'll cover all your Chinese Valentine's Day in the future."

4. Don’t ask me how I’m doing. I’ll skip it for you. You skip it for me. Bye!

5. One day, there will be such a person walking in. your life and make you understand why you and others are not getting results.

6. On Chinese Valentine's Day, my sister spent it alone, taking Dove and walking on the street.

7. It’s not a coincidence that you and I met, it was destined to be destined; it was not a coincidence that you and I fell in love, but we were destined to love each other. Never regret the ups and downs, hold your hand to face difficulties, stormy waves are not scary, you are waiting forever.

8. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl come to meet each other in the sky, and the lovers underground pray for eternal love.

9. It turns out that in our youth, each one of us has secretly hurt Liancheng...

10. Qixi Festival sends seven joys; happy life, everything goes well; happy career , work goes well; love is happy, lovers are sincere; casino is happy, luck is as good as your heart; body is happy, beauty is happy; body is happy, health is worry-free; mood is happy, and you are happy every day!

11. Today is Chinese Valentine’s Day and I’m going to meet the other parent’s parents. I’m so nervous. After all, I was the one who hit his son first.

12. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, no one loves me, so I love myself.

13. Qixi Festival, I just calculated, if nothing unexpected happens, it has nothing to do with me at all.

14. The best love is probably that I admire you like a hero and you love me like a child.

15. The most romantic thing: holding your tender hand and walking through the wind and frost; leaning on my broad shoulders and counting the vicissitudes of love; hiding in my solid chest, no matter what No more hesitation about love; I love you and won’t let you get hurt!

16. As long as I can be with you, even the most boring things will feel romantic.

17. Today’s cinema does not belong to me. Can I be a paparazzi? Help you as a private detective!

18. I just received a notification from the Jade Emperor: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl were so excited that Too much, I slipped and fell off the magpie bridge, Chinese Valentine's Day is cancelled, please tell each other.

19. So what about Chinese Valentine’s Day? I’m single and I’m happy! I’m single and I’m willing to be a queen!

20. Due to long-term separation, the Cowherd and his Cow are in love Yes, it’s canceled on Chinese Valentine’s Day. I hope you can tell each other. Qixi Valentine’s Day WeChat Moments Talk (3)

1. Build a magpie bridge between hearts, get closer to each other, put a touch of sincerity in the galaxy of love and affection, love each other, and the Chinese Valentine’s Day is here , cherish each other, and wish to hold your hand until we grow old. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

2. The scenery behind many vows slowly fades. And you ebb in the sea of ????people that never sets.

3. In one casual moment, your smile becomes my whole world.

4. May all your thoughts turn into a magpie, flying with the wind to the Nine Heavens Palace tonight, spreading its wings over the Milky Way to reflect the bright moon, overlooking the vast sky, the flowers blooming and withering, and wishing lovers eternal happiness, regardless of the moon. Round and missing. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

5. History is always surprisingly similar. I was single on Chinese Valentine’s Day last year, I was single on Chinese Valentine’s Day last year, and I’m still single on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year.

6. Love makes us meet, love makes us fall in love, love makes us love each other, love makes us care, let me give you all my love in my lifetime.

7. There are many things in the world that we can get through hard work, but for love, I don’t want to work too hard. What I want is for two people to be equally matched, to love and be loved fairly and equally. I hope that in this life-and-death world, I can have a just-right love that doesn’t require any effort.

8. The spring water is your love, the summer clouds around the peak are your lingering, the autumn moon is shining brightly, it is your tenderness, and the winter plum blossoms and snow are your love.

9. Always want to escape, but you know where you want to escape.

10. When magpies form a row and their wings are connected, happiness and beauty are in front of you; when magpies form a group and their wings intersect, they are blessed with good fortune and happiness; when magpies form a bridge and their wings are connected, happiness overflows in your heart. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

11. The Chinese Valentine's Day is a kind of friendship, and the Chinese Valentine's Day is a carrier. The Chinese Valentine's Day for lovers is spent by two people, and the Chinese Valentine's Day for friends has my blessing: May luck surround you, may romance cover you, May happiness grab you and keep friendship in my heart!

12. Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that the person who spends it with you is not the same person every year.

13. I want to spend the rest of my life warming a cup of tea for you, and don’t forget to go home when the evening breeze blows.

14. I have met so many people, but why is it you, who seems to be the most passerby, but you occupy such an important position in my heart.

15. When I first met you, it was the will of fate. To like you is the bond of my heart. To fall in love with you is the beginning of happiness. To have you, I only wish to be together for the rest of my life.

16. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, people go to the streets to play pranks and break up couples.

17. Looking at your cold eyes, I realized that I am already an outsider.

18. It turns out that smiling is also a way of laughing at yourself.

19. As soon as Valentine's Day comes, those who have lovers start to get excited, and they get so excited that they finally break up on Valentine's Day.

20. Today is Chinese Valentine’s Day. I wish my friends: I want to fall in love happily, I want to get married sweetly, I want to be attentive to send flowers, I want to seize opportunities to write love letters, I want to get rich by starting a business, I want to be happy Look at my message: Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!