Urgent! What should I eat at the New Year's Eve party?

Short rehearsal time? What about the glee club? Rehearsal is simple, but not fun; Play a play? This is simple and fun, and it better be funny. For example:

In the corner of the stage, there is a vase with a high stool and a bar. There is a bunch of gorgeous red roses in the vase. The lovely little angel sat there happily, looking at the flowers in the vase, and the faint music sounded ... The angel gently took out a rose from the vase and played happily. Suddenly, the angel kissed him and blood gushed from his fingers. It turned out that the rose pricked the angel's hand. The little angel left the rose angrily and left ... (the light turned to the center of the stage and the music stopped)

The stage was dressed up as a park with benches.

A 20-year-old boy is sitting on a stool with a rose in his hand.

A beautiful 20-year-old girl, carrying a fashion bag, listening to MP3 and humming the pop song "The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, birds say it's early, why are you on a blind date again …" jumped onto the stage.

W: I'm going out on a blind date this weekend. Anyway, I am idle at home. (Cell phone rings, answer the phone) Sister Lin, here we are. Don't worry, it's okay. I'm just here to play. I heard that this is much better than the last Wu Dalang. Okay, okay, I got it. Goodbye.

Seeing the boy sitting on a bench with roses, the woman guessed that he was the object of her blind date, so she went around the boy's back and patted him on the shoulder.

Woman: Hi, are you Zhao?

Man (stands up): Yes, yes, yes! You must be Luo Shasha!

Man (sending roses): It's the first time to meet you, Ms Luo Shasha. Please take care of me!

Woman (happily): It's quite romantic. Come on, sit down (pull people down). Have you ever been kissed before?

M (confidently): Yes, all the girls I have photographed before are better than Michelle monique Rice. It's a pity that I don't like them!

Woman (interested in boys): Oh, I can't tell. The requirements are quite high!

M: That's right!

W: Then tell me what your dream girl is like.

Male (stand up, fantasize, describe with body language, talk while walking): Generally speaking, the figure can't be worse than Lin Chi-ling, the eyes can't be smaller than Zhao Wei, the mouth should be sexy, the personality ... The most important thing is the personality, which can't be compared. ...

Woman (smiling and touching the boy's forehead): You have a fever!

Man (inexplicably, touching his head): No! Thirty-six degrees five, normal temperature!

Woman (laughs): I grew up drinking Sanlu milk powder at first glance. I ate too much melamine.

Man (self-righteous): You are an amateur. Eat too much melamine and get a kidney calculi at most, which has nothing to do with the brain!

Woman: That must be a transfer!

Man: Nonsense!

W: OK, OK, good request. What do you have?

Male (exaggerated action, confident and naive expression): intelligent, graduated from university (taking out diploma from his pocket while talking); I have lofty ideals and have fought for capitalism all my life. I have a sense of responsibility, and I will grow old with you; I am very romantic, I will sing every song for you ... (while talking, I will pull up the girl to dance, and the romantic music will begin)

Woman (pushing the boy away impatiently): All right, all right, stop jumping. Let me ask you, do you have money? (The boy shakes his head) Do you have a car? (Boys are speechless) Do you have a room? (The boy continues to be silent) ... Hey, nothing! Can wisdom, ideals and romance still be eaten these days?

M (stupidly): I think so!

Woman (sneer): I can give you a head! I'm twenty years old now (showing off my graceful figure while talking). A 20-year-old woman has a rosy and shiny face and a slim figure. (M: I can't see it) This is capital. You can have anything you want! A twenty-year-old man! Childish! Ridiculous! There's nothing you want. You have nothing. You ... You've been streaking for 20 years (male: I'm wearing clothes), and you still want Lin Chi-ling and Zhao Wei, so have your spring and autumn dreams.

Come on, girl, walk off the stage angrily.

Man: Hey, hey, don't go. Am I ... Am I that bad?

The boy walked down the stage in disappointment.

Music playing, dark fields, angels chasing light.

The little angel came to the stage, holding a bunch of white lilies in his hand, enjoying it happily and walking to the center of the stage. The angel danced, finished dancing, replaced the rose in the vase in the bar with lily, and left with the rose. (The music stops and the stage lights come on)

The center of the stage is decorated like a coffee shop.

A pair of men and women in their thirties shouted from both sides of the stage.

Man: Hello, is this Lin Xiao? This is Qin Lei. I am here. Where are you?

W: I'm in front of the coffee shop, too. I didn't see you either.

Man: What are you wearing?

Woman: I wear it. ...

Men and women accidentally bumped into each other and suddenly realized that it was each other on the phone.

Man: Are you Lin Xiao?

The woman smiled and said yes.

Man: I'm Qin Lei! (looking at the door of the coffee shop) Let's go in.

W: OK, OK.

Enter the coffee shop and sit down together.

Man: Waiter.

waiter

Attendant: What do you want?

The phone rang.

Woman (answering the phone): OK, OK, I see. The document is on my desk. Make yourself at home. ...

Man (looking at the tea list and asking the woman): What do you want?

The woman answered the phone and said, coffee, coffee.

Man (to waiter): Two coffees.

The woman hung up the phone and put her mobile phone on the table (to the man): I heard that you work in a bank.

M: Yes, yes, (a little worried) but business is hard to do now!

Woman: Actually, everyone is the same! No job is easy. However, I heard that you are well paid and there are many beautiful little girls in the bank. Why are you still single?

The waiter brought two cups of coffee.

M (very emotional): Busy at work! Especially now, look at the crisis on Wall Street. Banks all over the world are busy, Renault is bankrupt, mutual aid is bankrupt, and even the president of the United States has changed. Our unit also tinkers every day. To tell you the truth, I'm still here on vacation today.

Woman (I feel the same way): Yes, I have meetings here every day, and the whole world suffers from America. Our company's house has been three months, and none of it has been sold. This customer is still clamoring for price reduction every day! Reduce the price! You say, how can there be such a cheap thing? Alas, it's all done by fools. (The phone rings again, and the woman answers the phone) You tell him not to reduce the price! No price reduction! Even if you die! (hangs up the phone and looks at the man, suddenly speechless) Where were we?

Man: I won't die! Oh, no, no, it's in vain!

Woman: Yes, busy, busy. I wouldn't have come if my mother hadn't forced me to come today. Besides, who is still dating in this day and age?

M: Yes, I was forced, too. My mother said that if I didn't come today, she would disown my son!

W: Well, I said, these parents are in a hurry. I think although we are 30 years old now, we are still young and should concentrate on our career.

M: Yes, you should concentrate on your career. The social competition is so great now. If you don't work hard today, try to find a job tomorrow!

The phone rang, and the man took out his mobile phone and answered it.

M: Hello, Manager Pan, hello, hello! How is your loan? Oh, you have to borrow it, ok, ok! Buy a house ...

Woman (excitedly stepped forward and said loudly beside the man): buying a house? Looking for "home ownership" to buy a house, our "home ownership"-the house is of good quality and the environment is good. ...

M (ECHO): "Home Ownership Scheme" ...

Woman: Right, right.

Man (on the phone): Do you mean that "home ownership" is expensive?

Woman: you can get a discount (take out the calculator) ... 180 flat 3.6 million, finely decorated, and you can check in with your bag.

M (on the phone): 65438+800,000 360 flat. It's well decorated. You can go in with your bag ... Oh, look at this house. Okay, now look at the house. I'll give you a loan right away.

Woman (laughing): I didn't expect this blind date to spark, but the business was done!

Man (hangs up the phone): Mr. Pan said to see the house now.

W: OK, let's go together.

Man: Waiter, check out! (throwing money on the table, the two of them leave in a hurry)

Dark realm, music playing, chasing angels

The angel walked onto the stage disappointed and looked a little sad. She looked at the lilies in the vase, sighed lightly and made a helpless expression to the audience. Suddenly, the angel seemed to think of something and smiled on his face. Then she grabbed her left hand to the sky and suddenly a string of red berries appeared in her hand. Looking at the red plum in his hand, the angel smiled, made a secret gesture to the audience, and then replaced the lily in the vase with red plum. The angel left happily. (The music stops and the stage lights come on)

There is a table and two chairs in the center of the stage, dressed as a teahouse, and a woman is sitting at the table waiting anxiously.

The man is slow and wobbly, holding a photo, and when he sees a woman, he goes forward to identify it carefully.

M (puzzled): Are you Ms. Zhou Lijin?

Woman (standing up): Yes, you are Pan Dahai, right?

The woman took out her business card from her bag and handed it in her hand: This is my business card.

Male (picking up the business card in one hand and reading it aloud): Zhou Lijin, artistic director of a film group, haha, a strong woman! Oh, (handing out the business card to the woman, then sitting down and crossing her legs) Here is my business card, the general manager of Nanjing Explosion Decoration Company. (Seeing the woman still standing, beckoning her to sit down with her hand) Sit down. Forget it!

The woman sat down demurely, the man looked at the woman with a photo, and the waiter went up.

Waiter: What would you like, sir?

Man: Give me a pot of your most expensive oolong tea!

Serve the students.

Man: I said, why are you different from the picture? I thought it was my mother-in-law. (throwing photos on the table)

Female (angry but restrained. (to the audience) Why does this man talk like this? He was introduced by the best matchmaking company in Nanjing, with an annual fee of 60 thousand. (Pointing at the man from the side with his hand) It is said that he is the boss of a company, mature and steady (shaking his head). Alas, it seems ...

The waiter served tea, and the man took a sip of tea, leaned back in his chair and took out a cigarette to smoke.

Man (I'm a little embarrassed to see the woman looking at him, and my hand stopped when I was about to light a cigarette): Do you mind?

Woman (a little annoyed): Go ahead!

Man (smoking casually, speaking slowly and deliberately): To tell the truth, your photo is not bad, very eye-catching! Hehe (giggle), but I didn't expect how tempting imagination is and how horrible reality is! (The woman is more angry) However, since we are here, let's talk about each other's requirements in detail. What kind are you looking for?

Woman (sitting in a dangerous position, clearing her throat and standing up): First of all, she has a good personality and high quality. Second, we must be capable and have a career. The third income should be high, with an annual salary of at least one million. The fourth appearance should be ok. fifth ...

Male (while smoking, he walks up to the woman, takes a deep breath of smoke, slowly spits it out, with his left hand akimbo and his right hand holding a cigarette in mid-air, watching the woman interrupt her) I said you are forty, right? Or a girl in love?

Woman (angry): You!

Man: These days, Rhapsody in July is flowers, and women are 40 tofu dregs! I, it's a flower now, you! It's scum

Woman (furious, finger man): You! (turning to sneer) I see, you are a dog's tail flower! (angrily walked back to the table and sat down, spitting every word) nouveau riche!

M: nouveau riche? What happened to the nouveau riche? I am a nouveau riche and I drive a Mercedes-Benz sauna! 20 girls, take your pick! What about you, a 40-year-old woman?

Woman (furious, standing up with a bag): What qualities! I want to complain! (Call the matchmaking company)

M (deliberately teasing): What qualities do I have? You are of high quality! You are still highly educated, capable and well paid. You are so tall, how can you leave! I think you can choose slowly, you will never get married in your life! (swaggering off the stage)

Women (women struggle to hang up the phone, pointing to the man's back,) such people! This kind of person! I would rather never get married! (Dark field, music playing, chasing women, women freeze)

The angel stepped onto the stage, picked up the red plum in the vase and gave it to the woman. Angels dance with women to the music. Narrator: at the age of 20, there are no roses in your eyes; 30 years old, I miss the fragrance of lily in my busy life; 40 years old, it is difficult to hide the forehead of time. Flowers are like dreams and beautiful as flies. In this season of waiting for love, we have gone through a whole winter. When the cold wind blows for the last time, please put down the worldly baggage and hold hands. Don't let the soul be lonely on the road of life ... angels and women stand in the center of the stage.