Happy new year, funny, don't look online.

1, you are in great health, full of money, happy, sunny every day and carefree like a baby. In short, you are the happiest in the new year.

2. When you light the sun, it will glow; when you smile, it will discharge; when you are given a cotton-padded jacket, you will sweat; when you are given a basket of feed, you will lay eggs. I wish you a happy "round egg" when your balls are round!

3. After reading this message, you owe me a card; Delete, owe me a gift; Reply, owe me a big meal! Don't reply, owe me a happy new year!

The air is the postman, and my fiery greetings are bound into packages, postmarked and delivered at a constant temperature of 37 degrees. The recipient is you. Happy holidays to you:)

5, Xu moved! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you.

6. This is the New Year gospel of our Lord Jesus: Be kind to people, especially those who send messages, invite her to dinner more often, buy her gifts often, and give her all your good and evil money. Jesus will love you forever! Amen!

7, flowers, picked for a long time, withered and reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I couldn't remember it when the rain stopped; A road, walking for a long time, can't go to the end after dark; Anyway, I've been waiting for a long time ... Happy New Year.

8. I miss you, two hearts hug you, three hearts kiss you, four hearts are ready to move, five hearts begin to shake, six hearts are in trouble, seven hearts are getting better, eight hearts are earth-shaking, nine hearts are long, and ten hearts are unforgettable! Happy new year!

9. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, an unparalleled universe super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: ancient times are dead, team Apu, well, hey!

10, there is a sentence that I have never dared to say to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it during the New Year: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, and you can't stand it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

1 1, solemnly declare: this message has never been forwarded, and it has never been seen genuine. There are similarities, which are purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Rabbit!

12, I wish you a fresh mood every day, no resentment, sweet flow and growing love; I wish all your wishes can be realized smoothly, happiness will remain in your heart forever, and troubles will be blasted by firecrackers! Happy new year!

13, I have a surprise after reading it in one breath: I wish you a happy New Year and five blessings's carefully prepared New Year gifts. Wrapped in colorful mood, filled with colorful blessings, wrapped in sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, conveying auspicious snowflakes.

14, a pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom and bear fruit in the Year of Rabbit.

15, I wish you a happy new year. Good things are chasing you, the supervisor pays attention to you, the disease is avoiding you, the car is letting you go, the plane is avoiding you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, happiness follows you, and everything goes with you!

16, the new year has come. I wish you a leisurely mouse, a strong cow, a tiger, a good rabbit, a noble dragon, an auspicious snake, a swift horse, a gentle sheep, a clever monkey, a diligent chicken, a loyal dog and a happy pig!

17, pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world! may you have a happy new year!

18, in order to thank my friends for their care and support over the years, I specially rewarded them during New Year's Day-everyone who has a position in my heart will get a New Year's greeting message worth 10 yuan! Don't forget to invite me to dinner!

19, we are the police! We wish you a happy new year and all the best. Accepting blessings is the only way out! Otherwise, there will be more rain in the Year of the Ox, and the arrow of happiness will be shot at you every day! Happy new year!

I'm afraid I'll get up tomorrow night, so I'll book the first sunshine of the New Year for you. I wish you a happy New Year! Book the first morning breeze of the new year for you, and wish you a smooth sailing! Book the first bird song for you in the new year, and wish you all the best!

2 1, I picked a crescent moon in my hand, with two stars on my head, three eyes and nine roses in my mouth, and I came to you with lightning speed: Happy New Year! Would you like to share your vacation with me?

22. I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in the warm spring! I want the sun to shine in winter and melt the cold ice and snow! I want to make people who read short messages happy in the New Year, healthy and happy for a whole year!

23. Sincere wishes for the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread. Happy New Year!

24. Happy New Year. May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

25, the Chinese New Year, I hope you receive gifts and red envelopes every day, and win money at cards like a mountain. Newcomers love you like bean bags, set off firecrackers all over the street, and say hello to everyone. Rubbing hemp is not afraid of the police knowing! Good luck!

26. When the New Year comes, I wish you: everything will be updated again; Good luck every year, peace every year; Rich and auspicious wealth; Happiness, well-being and happiness are more than enough; Bamboo holds peace, and Five Blessingg is full of doors; Happy new year!

27. The New Year is coming. Do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me very much? I didn't press it until I said I wanted to. Press it again! I didn't expect you to think of me like this. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

28. Four blessings: book a New Year's Eve dinner, go out to stop a taxi, drop in to get lucky money, and have a holiday from the first day to the fifteenth; I wish you success in your official career and rolling in financial resources; Family, friendship, love and happiness!

29. Send you a Spring Festival food. Ingredients: I really miss happiness; Special nutrition: warmth and happiness; Manufacturer: Your friend; Validity: life. I wish you all the best and a happy family!

30. Send you a blessing bomb, may it bloom the spark of your crazy love for a year. Brilliant fireworks, bright fireworks, sweet and auspicious flowers! I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

3 1, as the saying goes: a year's plan lies in spring. Tell you a secret of getting rich in the new year: regardless of the old chicken, seize the opportunity; Both sheep and goats should be stolen.

32. I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have too much money. Fortunately, text messages can be replied. Send a warm message to a fool. I hope I won't make him angry, let alone choose to commit suicide heroically.

The weather is changeable. Be careful of catching cold. I care about you again: Do you want to quit undressing, staying up late, drinking cold drinks, being picky about food under temptation, taking a cold shower, drinking, and bedding? You got it?

34. Happy New Year. I wish you good health, all the best, happy family, happy life, successful career, long life and wealth, deep pockets and invincible!

35. The New Year is coming. For the sake of the earth's environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large face value RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

36. Happy New Year, one pig per person! I'd rather send three thousand by mistake than miss one! Please forward the wronged, save by default, and delete thick. Happy New Year to my dear pig!

37, everything may fade out-in this special festival, only your image is clear in front of my eyes; Everything will be an anecdote-on this special day, only your concern makes me excited; Everything may be a smoke cloud-at this special moment, only your blessing makes my heart beat!

38. Ambush on all sides is ambition, determination to cross the rubicon, loyalty to Zhao, humility, painstaking efforts to move mountains, confidence of fools, determination to break the rope, perseverance to fill the sea, and success with eight hearts. Don't worry, my friend. Happy spring festival!

39, imperial edict: Fengtian freight, the emperor called: Because you owe me 30 cents last year, you are not allowed to shit for three days, and you are not allowed to take paper when you shit. The paper is only three feet until you die! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

40. If it is a mistake to have money, I wish you repeat your mistakes! Happy new year!

4 1. If you can let out sunshine, whose heart would you like to warm? If you can blow the spring breeze, whose smile do you want to stretch? Who do you miss this holiday? No matter how things change, I wish you every success. Happy new year!

42. Love and hate are intertwined in life, and sadness and joy pass by; Face life calmly and always be happy; The pursuit need not be harsh, and the mood is infinitely happy! Song of the new spring: I wish you health, peace, happiness and many happy events!

Please take one second to forget your troubles and one minute to think about the new year. Spend an hour with your lover and a year experiencing life! Please accept my blessing with a smile at the turn of the old and the new! Happy new year!

44. I'll send you a whole pair of couplets for the New Year! The first part: I am bitter for you, tired for you and shed tears for you. Bottom line: crazy for you, crazy for you, hitting the wall for you. Horizontal batch: related to the position. I wish you a happy New Year!

45. A zero in the exam is called a duck egg, a bad guy for doing bad things, an idiot for being empty-headed, and a fuck-off for being expelled. Alas, that's called finished, and a perfect egg is called a round egg!

46. Send a gift in the Year of the Horse, and Fuwa will be the dispatcher: send bird's nest to hatch golden eggs, and send water to gather good sources; Send a medal with wealth and an auspicious cloud to protect Kang 'an; Just walk me out, Five Blessingg family!

47. I miss you deeply silently, silently wish you the truest, silently miss you deeply, silently care for you forever, silently wait for the arrival of the Spring Festival, and silently wish you a happy Spring Festival reunion.

48. You make me happy! I add him equals happiness! He makes you healthy! You add me to give him happiness, happiness and health to you!

49. If you are alone now, I wish you a happy New Year. If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

50, Nianxiang, the whole family, old and young, is more harmonious; SMS wishes that you and I will be connected forever and ever.

5 1, friends are always heart-to-heart, and intimate friends are worth thousands of dollars; Think of good friends under the light, and small messages convey good news; See friends, news and people, and never forget friends' hearts. Happy spring festival!

52. You know what, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... Who doesn't want his pig to gain a few pounds? !

53. When I am rich, I will flush your toilet with remy martin, light your cigarette with US dollar bills, take a bubble bath with roses, pick you up from work with Boeing, and use Princess Zhu Huan as your maid! Happy new year!

54. On New Year's Eve, cheers continued; Inconvenient to disturb the phone; New Year message has fulfilled my wish; I wish your family good health; Have a good time and earn more in the coming year; Pay New Year's greetings early, so as not to be busy!

55. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, grow emerald trees, hang pearl frost and bear agate fruit. Be careful! Happy spring festival!

56. Send four dishes and one soup on New Year's Eve: happy braising, steaming friendship, frying wealth, cooking healthy, happy soup every day, a bottle of Lanling old good luck wine and a bowl of worry-free rice forever. Happy new year.

57. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, put your hands against the wall and listen to me carefully: Happy New Year to you. I didn't meet you on New Year's Eve, I didn't have an appointment for midnight snack and morning tea, and I didn't accompany you after the holiday. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

58. Turn the sand in the Sahara desert into water in the Pacific Ocean, for the blessing of the top of the Himalayas, as a birthday present for the New Year. I wish you good luck and good health in the new year!

59. No matter how much water there is in the sea, how big the mountains are, how many legs spiders have, how hot peppers are, and how tired America is, you are the most beautiful in the Spring Festival! Happy new year!

60. The cutest text message of the year: the person who receives it will never be fired, the person who looks at it has a successful career, the person who saves it has a sweet love, the person who deletes it has good luck again and again, and the salary of the person who forwards it has skyrocketed!

6 1, with a soundtrack and no rhyme; Sing a word, not a poem; Can't turn, economy; If you can't borrow it, you can't write it, you can't write it. But the new year has come; Blessing or sending you: I wish you a happy new year!

62. Someone wants to see you on New Year's Eve. Your crime is: 1, too good for friends and not loyal enough; 2, youthful face, bright smile. The verdict of this court is as follows: you are punished as my lifelong friend, and no appeal is allowed!

63, slowly turn bad, cool breeze gradually attack; Because of your cuteness, I especially care about you; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; There is nothing to worry about, you can supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!

64, the wilderness, this year's hope is too slim; This building is tall and crowded. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint code: Happy New Year!

65. I wish you all the best: you can't carry your luck at cards, the leopard golden flower gives you a handle, others stare at your smiling face, and others pay for you. Don't forget me then!

66. The sunshine in the Himalayas, the breeze that gathers at the ends of the earth, the blessing of the Gangdise Mountain, and the wealth of Bill Gates: cool: gas, as a gift for you, I wish you a happy New Year!