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Read and appreciate the congratulations to friends in the morning.
1, the greatest happiness in one's life lies in doing two things right: first, finding the right unit and the right boss; The second is to find the right partner. When the sun rises, we work with our boss, and when the sun goes down, we hug our lovers.
2. Life is like an angry bird. When you fail, there are always several pigs laughing. All you have to do is ignore the sarcastic voice, smile confidently, and then do what you should do confidently.
3, the wonderful use of orange peel 1, anti-motion sickness. Before and after getting on the bus, take fresh orange peel and squeeze it with your fingers aiming at your nostrils to prevent motion sickness; 2, cure cough. Use 5g of dried tangerine peel, add 2 cups of water to decoct the soup, and put a small amount of Jiang Mo and brown sugar to take it while it is hot. 3, orange peel porridge. Put a few pieces of clean orange peel before the porridge is boiled, which is delicious and appetizing. 4. Make dried tangerine peel. Adjustable appetizer.
4. Fingers wrapped around the brain: ① Thumb represents the language system. Imagine flying while talking when you are intertwined with each other. ② The index finger represents the cardiac imaging system. Imagine the beautiful scene when they are intertwined. ③ The middle finger represents the emotional system. Imagine your happy faces when you walk around each other. ④ The ring finger represents the autonomic nervous system. Imagine the peristalsis of your internal organs when they are intertwined. ⑤ The little finger represents the motor nervous system. Imagine playing basketball, football or other sports scenes in circles.
5, five strokes to teach you, good luck and well-being with you. One trick is a balanced diet, the other is to keep fruits and vegetables in your mouth, the third is to eat more dairy products, the fourth is to drink more boiled water, and the fifth is to exercise properly. There is no trouble this winter.
6. Dear friend, it's winter. How are you? You don't have a cold, do you? I haven't heard from you for a long time I miss it! The weather is getting colder. Put on more clothes and don't freeze. Show your beautiful figure next year. Freezing the body is not fun at all! Pay attention to rest, don't be too tired, and I will be relieved to report peace often. Finally, I wish you happiness and health!
7. The poor can't afford water, the poor can't afford fees, the poor can't afford meals, the poor have bowls left, the poor are tired, and the poor have mouths left; Generous short message: Happy birthday to you.
8, cold attacks people add clothes, dew thick moon bright late autumn, quick words to make friends, happy to send blessings to you. Warm greetings to you in the cold season. May you be healthy and safe!
9. Good "Nine" is missing, and "Nine Nine" is missing. No matter how far apart, the feelings for "Nine" are unchanged. On the occasion of the Double Ninth Festival, I wish you a long "99" of happiness and a long "99" of happiness.
10, Double Ninth Festival, smiling with blessings. Double Ninth Festival, also known as "Respect for the Elderly", is a festival. On this occasion, I wish all my old friends, classmates, colleagues and fellow villagers a happy holiday. May you always be happy and happy for a long time!
1 1, the year of Chongyang, now Chongyang, chrysanthemum Ao Shuang is full of fragrance; Think for a long time, unforgettable for a long time, 99 heavy yang wins spring; A glass of wine, two lines of autumn geese, deep blessing. Wish Chongyang happiness and health forever!
12, the annual Double Ninth Festival, the blessings are very different, life is full of joy, the workplace is proud, happiness is surrounded by yang, love is bathed in sunshine, and the mood is sunny. Please accept your blessing! Happy Double Ninth Festival!
13, the weather in Qiu Lai is getting colder, and I arrived in Chongyang unconsciously. Warm greetings and affectionate and sincere home care. Autumn chrysanthemum is more rewarding, and autumn rain adds clothes. The autumn wind sends my blessing, and happiness will always be with you.
14, thousands of difficulties, may the happy sunshine accompany you; Chung Shan Man Wanshui Qian Shan, may good luck and sunshine accompany you; Thousands of miles, may success shine in your heart forever. On the Double Ninth Festival, may many happy sunshine warm you.
15, the Double Ninth Festival is coming, make a happy "Nine", wish you a long time; Have a good luck "nine" and worry about it from now on; Cheers, safe "nine", and move forward with the wind; Cup success "nine", good things happen every day.
16, the method of career success is ingenious and the goal direction is clear; Irritability should be thrown away, and troublesome things should be solved; Respect for leaders inside and outside, and unity of colleagues is the most important; Finish your work early and wish you a better career!
17, the perspective determines the height, the thought determines the depth, and the mind determines the width. Develop yourself in an all-round and three-dimensional way, full of energy and enthusiasm, give full play to the potential display ability, and create a fresh world for yourself. Come on, friends!
18, you said: Look at that beautiful rainbow, colorful, making people forget the noise of the world. I said, if you stand in the middle of the road and look at the traffic lights, those cars will honk their horns. What about you? Still giggling?
19, lovely you stole my friendship, stole my blessing and occupied my thoughts, so I decided to sue you in the happiness court, accusing you of being too affectionate, punishing your happy life and not appealing.
20. Open your charming eyes and look at the white clouds; Stretch a beautiful smiling face and listen to the flowing water; Embrace happiness today and hope for good luck again and again; Good morning, friend! I wish you a bright mood and a comfortable and worry-free life!
2 1. Happiness is like a button falling under the sofa. You concentrate on looking for it, but you can't find it. When you forget it, it will roll out by itself. Happiness is all around you. Do you feel the blessing when you see it?
22. What is a friend? When you are happy, you want to share it; When you are sad, you want to rely on someone; This is a festival, and people must be blessed. Today is Love Me Day. I wish my favorite friends happy every day.
23, small trees and grass, birds have no troubles; On a small day, little people have no pressure; A little affection, a short message full of affection; Small words, small letters, small blessings branded! Happy love my day!
24, a brake is bitter, a brake is happy, and the years are just a moment; A mountain journey, a water journey, is a life journey. You accompanied me all the way, and I was happy all the way. It's time to love me. May you take care of yourself!
25, eat breakfast, take a nap, have a good dream, encourage yourself, come on! Come on! One more smile, one more confidence, one more concern, tell yourself, work hard! Work hard! Happy love day
26. We Chinese people are a wise people. For example, in order to solve the traffic congestion problem, we invented the method of commuting by peak. For example, in order to solve the problem of high housing prices, we invented the method of buying a house at the wrong peak. Specifically, some people buy it in this life and some people buy it in the next life. Haha, I'm teasing you. May you be happy every day!
27. A lady just got her driver's license, and her car suddenly stalled on the way, so she couldn't start it. Watching the green light turn red and the red light turn green, the traffic police on the side could not help but ask: What, there is no color you like?
28. I just want to add a little encouragement to your ideal, give you some strength and hope when you are tired, and give you some reminders and attention in life. World Diabetes Day, low sugar, low heat and low oil, health will always be with you!
29. Three treasures of survival: sunshine, air and water; Three treasures of fitness: running, skipping rope and climbing stairs; Three treasures to prolong life: farting, sweating and sneezing! World Diabetes Day, send a message to care about it, and may you be healthy forever!
30, World Diabetes Day, send you a longevity secret: Laojian: let the body move and let the heart calm down; Wife: Love their similarities and respect their differences; Old friends: meet each other sincerely and treat each other with courtesy; Capital: Treat it wisely and use it appropriately.
3 1, drinking water is like drinking sweet spring water, food is delicious and sweet, love is sweet, dreams are sweet every night, wonderful life is dessert, and comfortable days are sweeter than honey. Today, on World Diabetes Day, the theme of the activity is: Remembering bitter experiences is sweet!
32. Making money is like the mud of a swallow, and spending money is like a river bursting its banks. Industry without thrift is like a needle without thread. You are best at managing your family through thrift, and the first thing you can do is to be rich. Happiness, good luck and money are linked together, and I will always be your partner!
Kindness is the most important, sincerity is the most important, humility is the most important, knowledge is the most important, health is the most important, and family management is the most important. May happiness be your top priority on World Thrift Day.
34. Leave the troubled time for happiness; Save the sad days for happiness; Leave busy days to health; Be thrifty when you are sad and read friends' short messages. On World Diligence Day, may you be thrifty, throw away all unpleasantness and enjoy happiness.
Taking a bus can save energy. It is green and fashionable to use cloth bags, turn off lights and save electricity at will, not save food, advocate walking and cycling, refuse simple and beautiful packaging and save paper reuse. Today is World Diligence Day, I can lift a finger; Be frugal today, and it will be convenient for you, me and him in the future!
36, eat more coarse grains and less meat, and the air conditioner is turned on to 26. Take the bus when going out to save energy and reduce emissions. The faucet should be tightened and the lighting should be energy-saving. Choose a small-displacement car, the wallet is important, don't relax. On World Thrift Day, thrift is a virtue. Are you beautiful today?
37, there is a kind of indifference, called CCTV; There is a hypocrisy, called the National Development and Reform Commission; There is a kind of Li Qing called black and white; There is a monopoly that makes people feel anorectal; There is a kind of grief and indignation, which makes people and gods angry together; There is a hug called People's Posts and Telecommunications. There is a kind of failure, that is, never give up; There is a kind of person called Tian Yi Ren; There is a kind of conscience, which is called the heart of preventing people. ...
38. Never turn black! Tips for storing bananas. First, wash the bananas you bought with water; 2. Dry the water with a clean cloth; 3. Put the banana in a plastic bag, and then put an apple. Try to exhaust the air in the bag and tie the bag tightly, and put it in a place not close to the heating at home. This will not affect the taste and color of ten days. PS。 The storage temperature of bananas is 1 1- 13℃.
Wearing sweaters and cotton-padded clothes, we have to laugh at the cold air. It is important to wear a hat and gloves to keep warm. Exercise regularly and drink more soup, so as to keep healthy. My friend, it's cold and the temperature has dropped. Take care of yourself.
40. The cold wind is cool and the nights are getting longer and longer. Say hello softly. Busy? Pay attention to hygiene when cooling down; Go out at night to add clothes and quilts; Get up early and go to bed early to strengthen nutrition; Drink a hot soup, warm and safe; Be careful to catch cold in the morning and late at night. The weather is getting colder. I wish you a happy mood and happiness.
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