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How to reply humorously to someone who doesn’t reply to your messages? Try these funny sentences that make fun of embarrassment

When chatting with a girl, due to various reasons, sometimes the girl deliberately does not reply to your messages, which makes you feel the embarrassing situation firsthand.

1. I finished a 5-pound watermelon, but you still didn’t reply to my message. It's not that I waited too long, but the watermelon was too small.

2. I will reply to you in seconds, and you will reply to me in cycles.

3. You don’t reply to my message now because you don’t understand me. When you understand me, you will fall madly in love with me.

4. I thought I could get my information back with money, but when I got my 800 yuan salary this month, I found out that this was a lie.

5. If WeChat is not used to return information, then it is meaningless.

6. Little fairy, you are so perfect that you don’t even reply to my messages. You are too aloof to make a small profit~.

7. Don’t reply to my messages easily. Can't you just scold me politely?

8. I stole a police car and rented it just to buy a cell phone that would allow you to reply to my messages. It seems that I was deceived by someone who bought a mobile phone again. Alas...

9. People ask me what kind of wife I want. I originally wanted to find a wife who could return my information, but in the end I became a rich woman.

10. I have a blind date this weekend. Do you have time to go with me?

11. When I drove my Bentley to steal a manhole cover yesterday, I was thinking, how hard do you want me to work before you return my information?

12. Fairy, you don’t have to think about whether you are not worthy of me. You just need to reply to my message and we can become each other's angels.

13. Some people say that the best secret to picking up girls is money. I don’t believe it, because my WeChat balance is still 9.9 yuan, but you didn’t reply to my message.

This may be because the girl doesn’t like you, so she wants to embarrass you; it may also be that the girl is testing whether you really want to pursue her. No matter what the situation is, as long as you haven't been explicitly rejected by chasing a girl, don't give up easily! When she doesn't reply to your message, try to use these funny and embarrassing sentences to reply to the girl humorously!